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Is it possible to meet a good girl in real life who might actually genuinely like you and want to spend time with you, or all girls fake, lying ghosters like literally every girl you find on Tinder?
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>>39648942
The girls on Tinder are an accurate representation of girls in real life. Same with the girls you'll find on literally any other social media app that isn't a desperate mid 30s something piece of trash single mother.
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>>39648987
Really? Are you sure? Should I give up hope?
I'm losing my will to keep trying.
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>>39649007
There are hardly any girls that don't use Tinder, and I know a few who don't that are still gigantic sluts, the kind of girl you're looking for is exceptionally rare and are usually only available to top tier Chads anyway. I'm not telling you to give up, but things are bleak. I've given up a long time ago.

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People here feel bad about themselves.

Everybody has some special talents or hobbies. If you share that hobby, it will remind you that you are special person and perhaps you can educate others who don't know so much about the subject

My hobby is history. I study it and i know a lot about it.

What is your hobby?
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>>39648934
I masturbate myself. No one else has ever touched my penis and no one ever will.
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Gonna dump my comfy folder full of comfy pictures
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>>39648965
Does it have any oddities, anything weird about it, any strange techniques?

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Isn't it time for you to hugg a family member and say "I love you" to them?
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>hug sister
>get a kiss
I don't know what I expected.
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>>39648975
Tell her that it is not acceptable for her to sexually harass you.
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>>39649028
I don't see how a kiss is sexual harassment. It's not like it's the first time anyway.

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ITT: We name at least 1 positive personality trait about ourselves. It can also be about appearance.
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>>39648842
people tell me I'm really easy to talk to.
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>>39648842
ive been told im a good listener. i dont really know what that means. i usually dont say anything
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>>39648842
I treat others like how I would want to be treated. Not in the pushover way though, if I see that I would deserve to be punished or treated like shit in the same situation I have no qualms about doing it.

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You're a normie if you CAN have HETEROSEXUAL sex FOR FREE. If you're a normie you should fuck off this board.
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bmpd
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>>39648741
no. You are a normalfag if you can have relationships with people at all or can even talk to people correctly at all
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>>39648982
No. You are normie if you still haven't killed yourself.

What's your reason to live?
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>>39648646
I can't telI ya
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>>39648646
Don't have one, naturally.
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>>39648646

Death is the the last stop, I plan to enjoy the ride in my own detached sense of existence.

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>go to phone homescreen
>take a screenshot
>post in thread for other robots to rate

Alpha mode: no cleaning up beforehand
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Buddha Q...
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>>39648608
>>go to phone homescreen
>take a screenshot
I did it
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Fuq it

R8 me lads

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>tfw you train for months to be able to lucid dream, so you can finally grope/fuck a girl (am a KHV)
>finally have a lucid dream
>realise that you can't do anything you haven't done irl, because you don't know what it feels like
>tfw groping a girl's tits felt like a bag of sand >probably because I was subconsciously thinking of The 40 Year Old Virgin
>kill me
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>>39648569
You can simulate conversations tho, improve your socials skills.

Don't waste time and energy on "crazy" things, like fly, cast dragons or some other shits.
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>>39648623
Why not though? If not for fucking, what is left besides flying?

I tried lifting object telekinetically and had some success.
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>>39648569
too bad anon, thats not how it worked for me, i slay all the puss in the dreamworld its nice

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>that odd feeling that everything is "off"
>the feeling that something is always not right
Had it for a really long time now, as long as I can remember.
It's a constant feeling of worry, even if there is nothing to worry about soon, it's about worrying about the future and I can't ever enjoy myself to the fullest because of it.

Even if I am enjoying something like playing videogames, there's always a feeling or thought in the back of my head that something is not right and that whatever I do now will sooner or later be a regret to me.
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>>39648514
because youre not living as you should be
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>>39648551
And how should I be living? aside from posting on malaysian berry-picking forum, playing videogames and going to uni/college to further get a job and wageslave in the future?

Is there truly more to life that doesn't cost a shit load of money or energy?
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>>39648514
I feel the same way. i also look at the clock all the time and then feel like i'm missing out on something important. It makes it really hard to enjoy life

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>tfw lost my virginity to another virgin girl
>couldn't even put half of it in, because of how much pain she was
>blood all over the place, had to use like 5 condoms with lots of tries
>sometimes i lost my boner because of the blood
>she was wet at the beginning, but every time i tried to pump she almost cried

Well lads, i hope it gets better next time. She did cum before with my fingers, so there's that at least.

Stop bothering with virgin girls robots, it's too much of a hassle. But we are kinda in love with each other you know, so it was cute
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Why are you posting here, normie?
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>>39648444
leave here and never return you arent wanted here normie
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>>39648458
Literally nobody cares about your gf, if there was that much blood chances are she wasn't virgin and just on her period.

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Tay tweets saga. Part 2
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>>39648432
did they reset cleverbot? that was like so 2010ish???
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>>39649561
>visit cleverbot
>type in Hi
>h-hi how are you?
>h-how
>h-h
I'd say
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>>39649756

OR HAS R9K BEEN USING IT THE WHOLE TIME CAUSING IT TO HAVE A DISPROPORTIONATE AMOUNT OF AUTISTIC BEHAVIOR

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I do, feels great to have no responsibility . I don't care that I'm a tard, I'm just happy that I face no hardships. I even have professionally diagnoised with ptsd and such.
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>>39648401
It's my pleasure to pay taxes to support people who are too fucked up to work, for any reason. Every dollar you spend is a dollar that doesn't go into Dick Cheney's pocket to bomb sand and kill a person I never met and didn't give a shit about me until he saw the bomb coming. Go forth, NEET kids. Be happy with who you are.
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How do you guys get autism bux?
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>>39648479
this. autismbux doesn't even measure up to the kike/military budget

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I play videogames for the almost sole purpose of trying to find someone to take care of me and be my boyfriend.
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that's kawaii
but you're a dude
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>>39648338
>that's kawaii
>but you're a dude

yes some people like boys that look like girls

really need a bf
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>>39648351
Do you like getting your butt pounded though? Because I'm looking for a naive co-dependent to abuse/look after.

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2017 is ending in 4 months. What is your biggest achievement this year so far?
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>Still no gf
>27 years old
>still fat after dropping 50 lbs and gaining 10
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>>39648254
Going to a therapist, got diagnosed with Bipolar I and am taking lithium now. Hopefully I can make 2018 better.
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lost 20lbs

Hungry all the time now though

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>Ask a girl out
>She says "Sure! Who else is coming??"


FUCKING HELL. IS THERE A FEEL WORSE THAN THIS?
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>>39648209
Yeah. Not having any girl to ask out.

FUCK OFF BRAGGING NORMIE FAGGOT SCUM
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>>39648209
>actually, I think my tummy is gonna hurt that day so I'll have to cancel
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I think I would just laugh at her and tell her to forget it if she reacted like that. No way she didn't know your intention.

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