>try nofap for the first time
>on day five
>literally the smallest sexual thought will arouse me
>be on bus
>the thought of getting a boner in public is terrible
>trying to not think about it makes me think about it more
>actively trying to fight getting a boner in public for the first time in my life
>balls are tightening, cock feels so heavy and full in my pants
>manage to get home without any issues
>mfw
Fuck this shit, never doing it again. Have any of you managed to break past that four/five day mark? You gotta be a monk or some shit
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tip for the future tensing your leg helps get rid of erections since it takes the blood flow to your leg and it helps take your mind off your dick
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>>38230518
Oh shit the head cracked
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>>38230518
>not getting an erection from the thought of getting an erection in public
step it up senpai
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LXXXVIII
1. Use a name in the namefield.
2. Share your problems.
3. Be listened to and cared for.
4. Keep in mind I may not always be around or always have time for everybody; there are others besides me, but don't assume I automatically condone their advice.
Here are some often recommended resources:
https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/communication-success/201602/10-signs-narcissistic-parent
https://www.helpguide.org/articles/personality-disorders/borderline-personality-disorder.htm
http://www.blueknot.org.au/Resources/General-Information/Types-of-child-abuse
And here are some tests:
https://www.depression-anxiety-stress-test.org/take-the-test.html
http://www.celebritytypes.com/dark-triad/test.php
http://www.ocdaction.org.uk/do-i-have-ocd
https://psychcentral.com/quizzes/borderline.htm
http://www.pdchat.co.uk/psychtests/stpd/stypal.php
https://pcsearle.com/screening/screen_des.html
http://aspergerstest.net/aq-test/
http://vistriai.com/kinseyscaletest/
https://psychology-tools.com/empathy-quotient/
https://www.psychologytoday.com/tests/health/mental-health-assessment
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Psychological Issues Archives
1 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/35498409/
2 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/35521806/
3 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/35541735/
4 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/35547290/
5 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/35567230/
6 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/35668421/
7 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/35689780/
8 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/35716442/
9 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/35740738/
10 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/35763440/
11 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/35777773/
12 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/35803625/
13 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/35835561/
14 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/35855848/
15 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/35876435/
16 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/35882457/
17 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/35906378/
18 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/35926221/
19 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/35945942/
20 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/35971403/
21 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/35994443/
22 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/36019645/
23 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/36040635/
24 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/36089774/
25 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/36093480/
26 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/36108068/
26 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/36132647/
27 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/36158561/
28 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/36183284/
29 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/36210653/
30 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/36244000/
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31 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/36259571/
32 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/36284773/
33 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/36294613/
34 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/36315834/
35 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/36347338/
36 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/36362980/
37 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/36376102/
38 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/36394647/
39 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/36414900/
Bar Session - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/36425918/
40 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/36441841/
41 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/36464463/
42 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/36497331/
43 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/36520550/
44 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/36546008/
45 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/36566894/
46 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/36593662/
47 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/36620323/
Bar Session - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/36644294/
48 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/36664702/
49 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/36697612/
50 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/36721283/
51 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/36745035/
52 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/36773599/
53 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/36794358/
54 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/36814374/
55 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/36842342/
56 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/36869693/
57 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/36889638/
58 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/36917996/
59 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/36947320/
60 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/36967412/
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61 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/36987179/
62 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/37015031/
63 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/37040728/
64 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/37085943/
65 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/37105759/
66 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/37130800/
Psychological Support - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/37154739/
Psychological Support - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/37171552/
67 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/37198958/
68 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/37220653/
69 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/37239171/
70 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/37270112/
71 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/37558329/
72 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/37583554/
73 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/37600377/
74 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/37706039/
74 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/37640621/
75 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/37729443/
76 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/37824755/
77 / https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/37849700/
78 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/38014184/
79 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/38035776/
80 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/38056924/
81 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/38082378/
82 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/38099205/
83 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/38122695/
84 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/38153894/
85 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/38176228/
86 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/38192581/
87 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/38212902/
There exist many threads that weren't official, and were opened by regulars. I haven't saved those because they would be quite a mess to find. They are archived on the desu website anyway, but I haven't listed them.
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>you'll never have a shy, lonely, low self-esteem sister with massive boobs
>you'll never see her embarrassed about her chest in various situations and trying to cover it up and hide it when out in public with her
>you'll never have her always wanting to play games and hang out with you because she's lonely without you
>you'll never catch her resting her boobs on the table or bed and nuzzling her face into them
>you'll never catch her sucking on her own boobs alone in her room
>you'll never see her on lazy days around the house wearing a tank top and having her bra straps showing, her boobs squished together while laying in different positions on the couch, or hanging when bending over to get something in the kitchen
>you'll never comfort her and stroke her hair when she cries because of something bad that happened
>you'll never hear her become more comfortable opening up and talking about her boobs, the things she likes about them and her problems with them
>you'll never see her blush and stammer when she wants you to play with them
>you'll never make her flustered by calling her cute and casually touching her chest and getting her excited while she's doing something, making her unable to concentrate
>you'll never see her excitedly show off to you new clothing she's bought, asking how it looks
>you'll never be able to give her confidence with her body
>you'll never see her face light up and hear her say how happy she is to have big boobs for you to play with together
>you'll never cuddle together and snuggle into her chest while she calls you cute
>you'll never make her cum from sucking on her boobs while she pats your head
>you'll never wake up to her giving you paizuri in bed underneath her bra, looking like she's having fun and asking if she can try it again sometime
>you'll never have a nee-chan to hold tightly
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be my onii-chan.
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>>38230433
I want a shy, lonely, low self-esteem cute flat loli sister desu.
Massive tits are too generic and normal around where I live.
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>>38230516
Fuck you mobileposter.
With original hate
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loss of virginity or some shit
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>be me
>be a supposed 8.9/10
>be a aussie faggot who is kind of intelligent
>be a tall fag that is 6'8"
>be 14 and 1/2
>start to get sick of porn
>start venturing out on shit like omegle
>find a girl that digs my face
>start chatting it up
ff 1 year
>she agrees to finally date long distance
>start to sext shortly after
>have birthday and get birthday money
>fly out to britain alone
>tells fag family it was to explore my origins
>arrive
>2nd day in we meet up
>she is a short qt
>5'2" to be exact
>i rent out hotel in london and we arrive there
>whip out condom and we get undressed
>fuckyes.png
>missionary first since it was first time
>cycle through positions
>"fuck yes anon"
>after 45mins we stop
>"that was amazing anon"
>turns out that i stayed for 2 weeks
>i told her
>she stayed and we rooted everyday i was there
>bestfortnightofmylife.wav
>the time comes to leave
>"i love you anon, bye"
ff 3 years
>has traveled to britain multiple times
>has rooted everyday that i have been there
>she finally decides to move to australia for me
>we still are together
>mfw omegle legitimately granted me love
if you guys have similar or radically different stories about the loss of your filthy virgin status or how close you got, feel free to reply
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>>38230397
Anyone who gives themselves a rating is automatically an autistic, delusional fucking retard
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>>38230407
t. assblasted anti-stanley poster
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>>38230407
i said supposed, i wasn't the one who gave myself a rating
Dear robots,
I know you will hate me and call me names like roastie or whatever. I understand. But I just wanted to let you know that if you really are lonely, or just want to try and find people who won't treat you unkindly, you should look into Young Life.
I know, its based on religion. But, I am not religious at all and it was great for me. They accept anyone and treat anyone kindly, whether you are religious or not.
So anyway, it bothers me that so many of you seem alone. And if you really want to make some friends, this is a great way to do it. I promise.
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>>38230374
Tits or Gtfo roastie.
Tbh i don't even know what you are talking about.
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>>38230374
Thank you, I'm scrolling through your website at the moment. Are you just an advertiser though or are you someone from /r9k/?
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>>38230374
>Cult shit
Nah, I'm good.
1 gym progress. +40 pounds. I'm no longer skinlet, get /fit/ robots!
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>>38230347
how the fuck does this originally happen
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>>38230347
I really wanna pop those
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>>38230468
sterons m8
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>tfw zero girls approached him
wtf
girls should approach too
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>>38230334
>elliot, a literal chad couldn't even get a gf
what hope do us robots have? TELL ME??
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Lets see
>lived in cali
>was edgelord of sorts
>was mixed
>young(girls want popular dudes when young)
>short
>didn't have social outlet
his only flaws are fixable ones
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>>38230542
>his only flaws were fixable ones
Dude, the guy was a complete pycho, that was never getting fixed.
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i have an issue with humans having morality. its nothing more than a perspective difference. why are we still so controlled by such a limiting and outdated concept?
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>>38230321
It's pretty hardwired into us actually
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>>38230331
its not even necessary for survival anymore though, species propagation really isn't a fight anymore.
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>atheist finally admit you can't have morality without God
At least you're honest about it. In debates, they will say you can, but they know they can't inside.
You're still "controlled and limited" by it because all our souls knew God at one point.
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>literally me on the left
wat do
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>>38230313
>tfw 5" flaccid and black
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA i fucking love seeing small dick threads
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>>38230313
Just give up on women and pick up some nice hobby to fill your whole life
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>>38230313
I'd still succ the guy on the left. Looks appealing and normal and seems like the guy would be nice and chill.
>man stared at my willie at public toilet again
Why are people so annoying?
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>>38230287
he wanted to suck it.
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>>38230287
He's probably just never seen one that small.
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>>38230409
You need some ointment for that burn, op?
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I want to start wearing a hat, but I'm not sure what kind I should wear. I want it to be as inconspicuous as possible; so no fedoras, top hats, cowboy hats, or anything that will make me stand out. Is a baseball cap the best way to go?
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>>38230247
just wear a baseball hat representing a local team or something like that, won't look weird and some people might even try to talk to you about the team and maybe you can make some friends
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>>38230265
I don't want it to have a team logo or anything, but you're saying baseball cap is best?
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Beanie?Hmm...You could wear a black baseball cap,its nice.
>ywn fight for the 3rd Reich
>they would probably kill your anyway since you're just an autistic weakling
>why even live?
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>>38230205
Can't mow down waves of niggers with your german bros in africa
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>>38230205
I wouldn't mind being killed at birth, it would be preferable to this existence.
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>>38230226
>Can't mow down waves of niggers with your german bros in africa
>ywn join afrika korps, meet Rommel and cruise tanks around in the desert killing niggers
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Hey guys. Im being sent to China by my parents for 6 months to "make me normal again" i am completely broken right now. Me an Australian citizen being sent to a country against my will.
Pic related
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>>38230165
I wish my parents whould send e to China to make me normal
this is your chance to escape this hell, anon. Go to China, learn kung fu or some shit and then come back ripped and ready to beat all those Chads
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Is okay, you go China, work in sweatshop 25 hour a day 8 day a week for two cents an hour builds character. Come back to Aussie when you normal, son.
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I thought you wanted to go, Nisem. What is it? You want to go and work for pennies at a Chinese slave factory or you want to stay in Australia and earn 3 times as much being a comfy NEET?
I recommend staying here and being a comfy NEET. Maybe even go to uni and do a meme degree.
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where to find clingy people?
and before you say "you don't know what they are like" or "you will get annoyed pretty fast", i am clingy myself but i have no idea where would i find people like me lol
this is the type for clingy people
https://jebkinnison.com/bad-boyfriends-the-book/type-anxious-preoccupied/
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I agree with a statement that clingy people are annoying. Also interest towards them is vanishing very fast.
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>>38230097
Look for girls with borderline personality disorder.
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i am pretty clingy and managed to find a bf and we are close to a year together
i told him how i was and that he would get annoyed or tired of me
but so far he sseems to always want to spend time with me as well and is really nice to me buys me stuff on steam tells me how he feels for me and sleeps with me everyday on call
i do get pretty autistic when he isnt on his pc
but he makes sure that he messages me when he can to help me last until he is back
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Why are roasties so offended by the fact that men are more attracted to underage girls?
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I don't know if you noticed this but women get older, not younger.
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>>38230133
I may be getting older but grade school girls stay the same age
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>>38230089
I know this is bait, but I was molested when I was a little girl and it fucked me up. That's why it offends me.