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>>38231098
It's pretty hard to find a girl who's not fat and hasn't rode a mile of cock I hear.
Good thing anime and videogames are sweet as heck so I don't have to care.

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Obvious bait but people will still be rused by it

>>38231098
I'll apply to be your E-BF

Im a student , although it depends if you think 5'10" is a mantlet

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>>38231094
Kek. Have fun getting STDs from degenerate coal-burning whores.

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>>38231094
Jokes on you pal, id never be let in the door and the bitches would reject me!

>>38231094
I am. 3d women and relationships are a fucking waste of time and you fell for the meme.
I hope you enjoy destroying your poor organs from alcohol, damaging your hearing, and contracting STDs, because that is what will happen
sage for b8 thread

>>38231016
She's retarded. It's a match!

>>38231016
Reply ciao

>>38231016
she wants attention
it is up to you to give t to her or not

They all contradict each other, because they are human works of fiction, therefore none of them are true.

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>Every religion book ever say to follow their path or otherwise you'll end up in hell for eternity.
That's a recurring theme, but not all of them.

>>38230877
>Every religion book ever say to follow their path or otherwise you'll end up in hell for eternity.
Not buddhism though

>>38230865
>If you have lost your virginity, you are not a robot
FTFY

>>38230865
if you lost your virginity, you are not a robot

only exception: you were sexually abused (unwillingly)

If you lost your virginity at all then you are not a robot.

Our standards have fallen far.

how many farts have passed through those panties? panties are basically nothing but fart filters, capturing the gas as it leaves her asshole.

>>38230842
Probably zero
Polish gf's consume a very clean diet of natural foods with little meat or fatty processed foods, their butts are very clean and good tastng

>tfw nothing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqaLwwqgvc0

>current year
>still grasping at straws trying to find some nigh impossible way to make socialism work

>>38230804
Why post edited comic? Post the original one

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i just learned walmart punishes you for taking days off when you're vomiting your guts out

i'm so glad i became a productive member of society

We want to fuck the best in the group, not get introduced to a literal downy who is drenched in their own piss looking to hook up with anybody vaguely male

Because they believe they are owed sex and are incapable of any genuine relation with another person. Even if they had a gf they would probably hate her or at best be indifferent.

>>38230750
Explains why you're still a kv most likely lol

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Yesyesyes waiting for that day when I'll be able to run out onto the street and bash the lefties heads in, I want more of a political war than a world war but eh whatchagonnado

>>38230707
>not wanting an extinction event to take place instead

>>38230747
meh, I wanna do something before I die
riding a tank, shooting a fully automatic rifle or a machine gun is something I kinda wanna do before I die, a war would let me do that

when I hug a qt all I can think about is that my skin is literally inches from her piss and shit as it floats around in her bladder and intestines. hnnnggggggggg

If you press their tummies they might fart

It pretty neat, I'm basically a normalfag who just got dumped and this is my first time on 4chan, everyone here seems like a loser virgin this can't be true tho right?

>>38230579
Im gonna go with the tysons. YouTube clips of him in the 80s and the mother fucker is unstoppable.

>>38230579

a more fair proposition would be perhaps 3 tysons v. silverback. 10 is too many, 10 women could probably beat 1 silverback

>>38230579
>>38231866
yeah wtf that gorilla is literally going to be on the cover of another obscure hentai page with 10 mike tysons

>>38230561
If I could just lay there and it would be enough I would too

>>38230561
They only put effort for Chad.

>>38230561

Maybe.
I love porn, and have terabytes of videos.

Only got 12 videos where the women are genuinely giving it their all though. So I think it's rare for them to put in effort.

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>dude everyone dies lmao

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Words word words

I actually loved the ending, the song that played was really nice too

>>38230543
the quiet and bullied kid has no social status. these murderers were made famous through their wrongdoings. that's all there is to it. #redpill

>>38230543
mass shooters are just chads who people think are robots

>>38230543
does she have more pics?

Filthy min intj

Plebian turbulent intps aren't the true ones. The real intp master race is only for assertive intps.

turbulent intps are the worst dude. you're in constant self doubt and won't have the confidence nor the discipline nor organisation to get anything done. i'd say most robots are probably intp the meme "lazy but smart" type which is basically just dumb and deluded t b h