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I made a thread last night about the girl i was seeing, and now it turns out I'm a dating a former prostitute. She told me last night and I got pretty upset, and now she's angry with me, for some reason. I thought I handle it pretty well, all things considered.

We met on tinder and started fucking, and I grew to like her quite a lot. I feel like such an idiot. I'm really confused by why she is angry with me. She claims she stopped doing it last fall but she still has the app on her phone, she still has male "friends" and she never really explains how they met or why they hang out. She has obvioulsy had many, many partners.

The litany of issues she uncorked last night was astonishing She claims she was raped. Claims she has PTSD. Claims she did it for the money to help support her unemployable brother.

When she told me this, she asked if it changed what I thought of her. I said that I had some misgivings about her as gf material before hearing that tidbit, and that I wasn't prepared to learn that she'd been a prositute, too.

She started to sob. I tried to calm her down but she continued to cry until she mustered up the girl mentality in which it was my fault again ULtimately, I asked her what I could expect from the STD test I'd be getting and she said she was clean. I left after that.

This morning she'd removed me from tinder and probably also blocked me from seeing her snapchat story.

While I'm not a total moron and I know tinder girls aren't going to be virgins, I had no idea i could possibly feel this stupid about having feelings for a girl.

Meeting this girl, any girl, was supposed to be the start of a real life with normal problems, and hopes and breakups after I'd given up on all those things seven years ago to sit alone in my basement all the fucking time while i slowly die, and now that's all gone. I'd really appreciate it if some anons could help me out with this.
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How about you start by leaving this board, Norman.
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>>38232131
> go on tinder
>fuck a former prostitue without knowing it
> REE YOU GUYS DIDN'T TELL ME ABOUT THIS
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Wait six months till you have sex again. Improve your self in the meantime. At the six months, get tested again. Some shit doesn't show up the first time. If you're clean, go look for another gf.

Other than that, what can we say? Expecting a female to act with integrity is just unrealistic these days. Sorry you had to find that out the hard way.

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What is the typical robot breakfast?

Bonus: post a photo of your breakfast or any other meal of the day
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>>38232127

i dont eat breakfast. i usually sleep 12 hours and wake up at 2pm and eat what i consider lunch at 3pm. before i quit my job id eat Weatbix cereal for breakfast.
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Vegan coconut ice cream
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>>38232237
I never could eat breakfast before work or school because Id have to take a nervous dump immediately. You must be more confident than me

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>ITT: shit you actually believe IRL that would piss people off if they heard you say it
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>>38232098
reality is an spook
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>>38232098
Eugenics wouldn't be that bad in the long run if it actually worked. Imagine ridding the world of downies?

Women who go back to their abusers and defend their actions deserve zero sympathy.
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The Rotheschildes own the US government and perpetuate war internationally so they can profit from both sides. Hitler was right.

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Does anybody else have this problem?
For the first time in my life a girl is actually pursuing me, and she's cute too.
But I just can't believe it. It feels surreal. Why the fuck would she like me of all people?
How do I get over this? I've felt like this all my life. I just can't see myself as being attractive. Should I tell my shrink about this?
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>>38232086
it's probably an original prank
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> a girl finds me attractive
> should I just be a fucking idiot like I usually and fuck this up?
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>>38232086
Keep it together OP. I once had a girl who was legit out of my league, but she constantly would say things like, "I like you, but I'm trying to understand how a guy like you could be attracted to a girl like me..." Ultimately I dumped her. Insecurity is a major turn off. Keep it to yourself. You don't see what she sees because you've been you your entire life. You're bound to think of yourself as "plain" or "nothing special" because your mind is so used to the thought of you and your self-image. If she likes you, you're golden.

Goodluck r9kbro

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>the one part of the body where size has to differ wildly is the penis
justify this
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God got bored
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>>38232076
A dicklet, eh? How big(small) are you?
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>>38232095
5.7 inches
M-MOTION OF THE OCEAN

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I have recently come into possession of a blank 15 Gb thumbdrive. I found it lying on the floor in our local library. While a free thumb drive is nice and all, I think it would be cool if I could get it circulating around town as sort of a local urban legend Ring sort of deal. We have a fairly small town so that sounds possible as long as there is some sort of a readme inside that says they should either pass it on or upload it to youtube or whatever.

The question is: What should I put on it?
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Nothing. Turn it in to the lost and found.
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Terrible idea
Do you have any idea how much a security hazard thumb drives are?
You can load those fuckers up with shit you wouldn't believe
That falls into the hands of one wrong person, tosses it back into the wild, an old granny puts it in her pc with all her family photos on it, suddenly the things locked her out, telling her to give 2 bitcoins to some russian or her files will be deleted
Don't do it anon
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>>38232059
Dick picks + pasta

You can be a legend

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Any skinny robot wants to have a body like pic related? Not fat, not muscular either since working out takes dedication and effort. Just an average joe. Fuck it, this would give me so much confidence.
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eh he seems a little muscular

muscular dad bod, try again
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>>38232017
He does some exercise for sure but he's kind of fat too.
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You mean like a dad bod? Just hit the gym like 2-3 times a week but eat like a dad

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Name songs that were ruined by irl experiences you've had. Include stories if you want, but you don't have to. For me, it's Melvins cover of "Going Blind" by Kiss.
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>>38231938
I'm half spic and was getting in touch with my mexican side and listening to spanish songs and dated a mexican qt
I used to really love this song
https://youtu.be/GNDvW9PlwrU
It's lyrics are pretty beautiful and the singer has a really nice voice and I liked my gf too

Then I got cucked by her and I can't think of anything else when I hear it anymore
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>>38231938
Good thread, anon. Allow me to contribute by saying that I used to enjoy the entire genre of gritty, depressing indie, but because of a shitty and horrible ex who used to listen to it constantly, I am effectively over it. Here's looking at you, Tim Kasher. Just end yourself already.
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>>38232116
Thanks, I'm kind of new at this

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Another day of manual labor work in 100 degree weather
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another day of laying in bed naked masturbating
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Make sure to drink lots of water and wear a hat if you''re going to be in the sun.
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>>38231876
Do you work in a sauna?

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Black robots, have you ever fucked a white girl furtherore, why do people promote the blacked meme? I never want to fuck white women and I don't see the appeal
I'd rather stay with my race
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>>38231872
I think most of the threads here are bait so I wouldn't pay attention to them desu.
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There is something so pure and innocent about a white girl that makes us want to corrupt and take advantage of them especially if they are ages 20-17 and have nice figures
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Most people are attracted to those they grew up with. If a black person grows up in a predominantly white area, they'll be attracted to white people. Mixed relationships are uncommon, and mixed children are even rarer.

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>tfw I'll never get to wife a bimbo girl

Anyone else know this awful feel?
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why even live?

original comment 68678
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>>38231871
I work at a store that gets a lot of aged bimbos and let me tell you, it is not a pretty sight. You'd much rather be with an average woman who aged gracefully than a creaky whore who is 50, 55, 60 years old but still thinks she can rock the 35-and-younger look. She can't. It's a sad sight.
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>>38231871
I must be gay because I don't find that attractive

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Be honest.. would you? For dating? Just for sex?

I think I need to live out my mommy kink in order to feel better about my ex leaving me.

I tried mommy roleplay with a girl my age and it didn't work.

This girl seems really loyal and willing to make me feel good and fulfill my needs. She's recently divorced and looking for someone stable to spend time with nothing serious but stable even if its just sex. She also alrewdy has started calling me baby.

Inb4 its a man. I have already seen a pic of her boobs and vagina and it looks really nice and not like a post operation dick vagina.
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>>38231864
No that just screams bad decision.
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>>38231864
do it mate
you won't regret that elderly pucci
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Just fuck her from the back.

can we get a /comfy/ thread going.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vd0sHifpzIk
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Bumping good thread

Poo poo pee pee super original post
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5oNM2SnjIM

that feelerino when you're missing her but she was never really in your life to begin with

not comfy at all
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9L4q-0Pi4E&index=162&list=PLcwXD16aN4cjWiTdk3VsmzjofOECP_wNb&t

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Most anons probably don't realize this but /r9k/ has actually been ruined by r/incels, not by normalfags or /pol/. I know because i checked it out yesterday and i realized that it's basically a selection of the worst aspects of this board. See for yourselves https://www.reddit.com/r/Incels/
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>>38231778
Cringecels are the worst. Behead them if you find them.
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Probably, but a lot of robots also worship holes. They need to be put in their place as well.
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>Normie redditfags calling others Normies
Explain this shit.

I hate that I have a small penis.

No matter how successful I am in real life, my social status crumbles when a girl realizes that my penis is small and all those achievements were to overcompensate for my small penis.

There really is no worse hell on earth.
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>>38231771
If it's that bad, get plastic surgery or something. They must have some operation you can do.
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On the other hand, I pack a pretty big pecker, and yet I'm completely useless in everything else.

It's somewhat funny. It's like a bad joke. A man that has no looks, no skills, but has a big dick.
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how small are you OP?

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