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>>38232479
>Current Year
>People still having casualised sex
Only morons do this.

Archive everything
https://archive.is/F87bh

>>38232538
But morons are over 90% of the population.

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There is LITERALLY nothing gay about this

Finding Femininity attractive is never gay

>>38232471
how does it stay so up like what whoa

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Pseudo traps and androgynous femboys are top tier

>>38232453
woah, I actually thought that was a girl until I scrolled down

>>38233263
It is a girl. A couple inches of skin that may randomly occur in vitro doesn't decide your gender.

>>38233330
soz, my bad

I'm cisgender scum, so I don't know any better than my intolerant, ill-informed, bigoted ways

>>38232431
This is a chance from God OP, don't fuck this up, you can do it also why is she coming over?

>>38232431
>Wont be losing my virginity because my parents are here
This might be bait, but there's nothing wrong with that.
You can totally lose your virginity, but just making out first is probably the more comfortable and realistic idea.
Just take her up to your room, relax and watch a movie while lying on your bed/couch/whatever.
Tell her she can sit closer to you if she's a little far away, and she'll come right over. Wrap you arm around her and you'll be cuddling in no time. Then just look at her for a couple seconds till she notices you're staring at her, smile, and go in for the kiss. You'll be making out in no time at all. Good luck bro, have fun.

>>38232431
Sick bro now you can trade fidget spinners and watch that cyborg dog show.

>>38232417
I would hate it if my mom tongued me, too

>>38232417
Danish, its so ugly

>>38232767
Comedian of the year right here.

Pm'ed you the fix ;)

it's not a meme, that account doesn't even exist on tumblr lol

>>38232361
Who cares originally so?

As long as it's not Anarcho-Capitalism, which is a mental illness

>>38232332
who pays you to make these posts? this is extremely out of the ordinary for the average poster to make a post about, so don't post this anymore. instead make an anime post since this is 4chan. sage report and hide.

When will the day of the rope come for these larping worse than hitler faggots?

These faggots should't be able to get away with supporting genocidal ideas meanwhile not being down with gay marriage and tranny fucking and not sucking muzzie dicks makes you a nazi.

>>38232310
>can't resist the urge to use 4chan memes irl
>never read the rules
Isn't "keep the internet on the internet" still a rule? Stop being a sperg.

>>38232310
> haha fucking autists
Can't you think before you say something? Didn't your mom ever tell you that? Are you actually that retarded? NEVER USE 4CHAN JOKES IRL

My daily pattern is uninteresting and nothing goes wrong, so I have nothing worthwhile to say

>Unassuming human being with a short temper with no deliberate daily pattern
>Get on the bus
>Put on ear defenders and close my eyes
>Arrive outside of the college yard from the contracted College transport
>I don't care to see who might have been offended by that
>Go inside
>Sit down at a desk and get my sketchbook out before a lecture begins
>Stay in the college room for the rest of the day before transport arrives
>Go outside and wait for transport behind a tree
>After a while I'm home, and I'm here again
>I tinker with my website, maybe post here, draw some more and go for a short walk
>Water a plant on my windowsill
>Eat supper, usually rice
>Go to bed
>Rinse, repeat for 148 days

I never talk to anyone about something, because no one shares any of my interests. I give people bitter looks, and I look horrible
When I do try and explain something it's often long-winded and cringe worthy. There's just something creepy about being around me that I can't explain. As a rule I'm droll and characterless, but at the same time insistent a certain protocol is obeyed. I don't feel enriched by obsolete use of time but I procrastinate a lot

I'm also incredibly ugly and pathetic to look at

Let's wait for anime girlfriends

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>watching weebshit
You deserve to die alone and unloved.

Let's wait for death while we watch anime.

>>38232300
If that's her only concurrent sexual partner and the relationship is long term, you can do everything in the book and not be a slut.

A slut is a sexually promiscuous woman, a girl who likes this is just kinky and submissive.
Seriously, there's nothing in life I'd want more than a faithful non-promiscuous girl who'd let me do shit like this to her (and who actually enjoys it). So fucking hot. My #1 fantasy right there familia.

Is there a way to view WEBMs on mobile

>>38232179
Who are you talking about? The guy who got in trouble with CNN?

>>38232202
The behind the meme guy.

He ruins memes by exposing them to normies.

>>38232202
Nigga you stupid
Fuck off

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>>38232155
>Or perhaps he is wondering why he should consider your resume, before you've extended your hand in gratitude...

>>38232155
dubs
>>38232399
dubs confirm a firm handshake gets the job

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>>38232155
>>38232399
>>38233299

Dubs confirm: All it takes is showing up, speaking with a manager, and giving him a firm handshake.

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Why don't you stop being so focused on what other people are doing and focus on your own life?

>>38232192
Are you kidding me lad?

You wouldn't feel bothered by this when you're trying to sit down and fucking eat?

You might think it's acceptable to continuing to watch JAV when your mom walks in without seeing a problem but the rest of us do.

>>38232257
In a restaurant that would allow that sort of behavior to continue? Where are you, Applebee's? Raise your fucking standards if you want to raise your expectations.

She left a trail of food pellets leading to her computer room and then stated that she wished to increase our connectivity

>>38232145
I remember at one point she yelled I LOVE YOU down the phone.
She was wasn't calling, she was just in the room with the caller.
So it didn't count.

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Plenty have but I was either too oblivious to their feelings or too autistic to know how to handle the situation.

You lost me at "jew"

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>tfw no dumb naive southern gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFY-qfBxqng

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>>38232205
The eternal jew cannot be defeated, they are the ONLY group who have their own ethno state and even towns(check out south Williamsburg). The jews have a vanguard party, meaning they corrupt the white race with degeneracy, yet internally they remain pure and many virgin qts walk around jewish neighborhoods
The white race is TOO corrupted by jewish subversion, I agree
If you cant beat them join them, at least with a jewish wife your kids will be jewish and part of the master race