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>>38233435
That pic in the OP there.

>>38233435
missionary position sex for the sole purpose of procreation

Pics of me or elzagate vids

>>38233423
thats squid cum

>>38233479
waoha

>>38233423
Crack it open for me Anon, could be Fossilium.

My virginity. Helped a lot with school though.

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Where the hell can I watch Nejishiki

Suikoden 2

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Spend $90 on cocaine and $10 on KFC

>>38233437
I don't know where to get cocaine, anon. I was considering buying an amazon giftcard to convert to bitcoin, but I'm beans on toast retard and wouldn't even be able to deduce the basics of that process.

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>>38233492
I'll spend your birthday with you if you want to be fren, what your discord anon

>>38233367
Although I agree that most women say they have it for attention (like always) but I think your views of depression are off a bit mate
Just because you have depression, doesn't meab you don't know what happiness is. That's one of the stupidest things I've ever heard.
A lot of people with depression act happy, but they don't comprehend why they should feel happy. They aren't literal robots who don't know how to feel

You realize there are degrees of depression just like any other illness, right?

Some people with depression experience fleeting happiness. Some people haven't been depressed their whole lives, so they can pretend to be happy.

>>38233542
>>38233588

I haven't been depressed my whole life but i have a hard time faking happy because i'm honest and not a snake. Women can also turn on the waterworks when they're not really upset. It's all manipulation.

>>38233338
pussy


oruganil.avi

4chan is just one big porn thread.

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This is now a porn thread post whatever you have

>>38233293
newsflash: if you keep fucking and fucking by the millions and you never care about bacterial infection because the doc has drugs for that shit, eventually the drugs will stop working.
natural balances, like AIDS in the 80s

>>38233293
What about non virgins who are unlucky enough to get it?

>>38233395
Sorry, are you implying we're supposed to care about the fate of a single non-virgin?

Everyone has herpes anon, this chick is just dumb enough to advertise it. The symptoms are not severe and go away almost all together within a year or two. You can also take meds to reduce your risk of catching it.

>>38233230
No. I would leave a comment taunting her for her STD and life threatening illness though.

>>38233272
>everyone has herpes
Not me? Are you the ultimate Stacy?

>>38233194
You're better than this dude, if she doesn't even say hi back in a fucking chat she's not the one for ya, why don't you forget about the bitch and lighten up

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>>38233194

>status change: away

What the fuck are you using, AIM?

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>meet girl at school/work/wherever
>she's single
>she's cute, not 8/10 or above but easily a 6.5 to 7
>I start chatting her up, she kinda likes it and starts talking to me more
>get her number
>ask if she wants to come over, eat somewhere, shoot one of my guns at a range, catch a movie, anything
>she stops responding almost entirely and never texts back

4 times. 4 times has this happened to me. I've never had a gf and I'm not even afraid to talk to women and a lot of them think I'm at least kinda funny. I don't know what my fucking problem is but I'm a hair's thickness away from blowing my brains out.

Why did you feel the need to remind me if it actually didnt matter. I never get reminded that pikachu was a lightning type pokemon or that water falls out of the sky when it rains, but people always feel the need to deny the importance of a female.

>>38233241
Reminder 2: Jeff's name is actually channing tatum (a nice name if i do say so myself)

>>38233241
I feel the need to remind people on here of this because they seem to think it matters. maybe it already doesn't matter to you and if that's the case, good for you.

>>38233187
Is that the best you've got? Why don't you do anything else besides that?

>>38233240
Im just hoping another robot is willing to give me money in exchange for pictures videos and skype. Is it really that bad?

mfw when I left the whore I orbit and was paying like 100 a week on her just to say hi to her

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>>38233165
music forbidden sir

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Handshake got firmer

>>38233165
It do not matter
Turn to a savage, pocket got fatter, she call me daddy
Smoking that gas, gone off that xanny, she on the powder
Nowadays I am on, my haters got sadder
Money got longer, speaker got louder, car got faster
Turn to a savage, pocket got fatter, she call me daddy
Smoking that gas, gone off that xanny, she on the powder
Nowadays I am on, my haters got sadder
Money got longer, speaker got louder, car got faster

>>38233133
find a poor schlub on the internet and take all his money, of course

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wander across the river to detroit and take a long feminine and frail walk down a run down shady suburb with many dark gentlemen around

>>38233133
>Find teenage self
>fuck him
>half way through slit own throat
>traumatize my younger self more

I'd prefer either but they don't prefer me.

>>38233128
My girlfriend is nice to me, helped me improve myself, is beautiful, wants to marry me and wants to be the mother of my children. Why would I give that up because a bunch if virgins in /r9k/ have such little self esteem that they think all women are evil and want to steal your money and cheat on you, and because of this they turn to fucking men in skirts because it makes them feel good for a day. You faggots are the real reason robots have no chance because you convince them that they don't have one.

>>38233128
Why do you tranny enabling fags keep posting the same bullshit over and over?

>>38233105
Bist du mein liebe weibchen? : )))))

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