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penises are the better of the 2 genitals
even art proves it
penises are literally beautiful, aesthetic, and feel so good
in art, penises are drawn in various ways, they only look disgusting when drawn intentionally disgusting
vaginas are always disgusting, rarely do you see good pussy
most times it looks like a BLT sandwich
most of the times when people draw penises from memory (not counting middleschoolers primitive crap) they draw them good or okay
it takes real bad skills to draw a shit penis
but i dare you find a handful of people that can draw a vagina from memory and make it good
to the point where people tend to just draw a line and few small side-lines in a vague vagina shape(edited)
yet penises can be drawn in all sorts of ways and remain beautiful
nature and art agrees that penises are superior and people subconciously prove it every time they draw them
yet people still love vaginas and shriek at penises
but when you ask about the taste and smell
it's the other way around
so weird
and let's not forget which of the 2 genitals has deformations and pungent smells more frequently
and which of the 2 has a notorious reputation for fish scent (i remember a joke that goes like this "Lesbians probably love going to the fish market due to the smell")
oh yeah, the vagina.
smelly, filthy, unappealing, rancid tasting
i've only seen good pussy on models and pornstars
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i agree desu uwu
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>>38233975
How can one be better than the other when one is built exactly to go into the other? Buttholes are for pooping but somehow I guess enough bi people were in our bloodline that they seem to fit dicks pretty well as well.
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Agreed. Cut penises are a total abomination tho and if ur cut you should just transition to female because that shit is disgusting

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>reply to a thread
>you spend hours having the tab open watching it slowly fall to page 10 and get archived

>tfw not even Anons want to talk to do

Is there a more crushing feeling?
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That's why you have to keep messaging yourself initially until the thread builds up momentum
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>>38233952
I'll tank to you anon. Feel like I'm going crazy. I keep fidgeting for no reason. I don't know whats going on. What are your interests?
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>>38234131
*Talk goddammit. Fucking sausage fingers.

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Heat Wave Returns Edition
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1st for trips getting cancer
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This thread is a Ebin and Tilde free zone as of this post.
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>It's not even warm here
Fuck being Scottish, it's like having a disability

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We are literally living in the Last Days. This is Hell on Earth.

>Separation of church and state
>Homosexuality is legal
>Open borders
>Chemtrails everywhere
>Abortion clinics everywhere
>White guilt everywhere
>Atheism everywhere
>Drugs everywhere
>Divorce everywhere
>Forced vaccinations
>Porn is legal
>Gambling is legal
>Everyone is an alcoholic
>Everyone is obese
>Women are attracted to the wrong kind of man
>Criminals are given more rights than their victims
>Animals are going extinct
>Whites are going extinct
>Non-whites are overpopulating the planet
>Parents no longer have the option to send children to the school of their choice
>Quoting from the Bible is considered "hate speech"
>Guns are illegal
>Anyone can be any gender they want
>Disciplining your kids is illegal
>NASA has no money
>Hard working taxpayers are forced to pay for the food, shelter, healthcare, college, condoms, marijuana, and sex change operations of lazy people
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>>38233899
Impressive.
Very nice. - Jew Goldstein
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>>38233899
I'm using to live with a thought what earth is a hell, and in the end you get or into heaven, or spend another life here.
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>Separation of church and state
Nothing wrong with this. What if the state religion was islam? You wouldn't be happy with that.
>Homosexuality is legal
Homosexuals aren't doing anything to you, they're being happy in their own bubble. Who gives a fuck?
>Chemtrails everywhere
this conspiracy theory bullshit
>Abortion clinics everywhere
Nothing wrong with abortion. Would you rather the child have a shitty life in a foster home or parents that don't want them? Abortion allows for people to have kids when they're ready for them, or not at all if they prefer to. Fetuses can't feel pain and don't have consciousness.
>White guilt everywhere
Everywhere? You mean a few places on tumblr?
>Atheism everywhere
"Waaah, people don't believe in God like me!" Grow the fuck up.
>Drugs everywhere
Their body, their choice. I choose not to take drugs because I don't want to fuck up my body, but I think people should be free to do what they want.
>Divorce everywhere
Marriage in general is just a shit idea. People sometimes find out that they aren't compatible enough to live a life together for decades, so what? Would you rather them be forced to stay together?
>Forced vaccinations
"Muh vaccinations cause autism"
>Porn is legal
Oh no!
>Gambling is legal
Their money, their choice.
>Everyone is an alcoholic
Their body, their choice. Also, another "Everyone" phrase. No, not everyone is an alcoholic.

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Who /zero friends and family/ here? How did you manage to not kill yourself yet?
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>>38233894
only the weak kill themselves
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reading studying reading some more. anime. exercising (when able). studying. did I mention reading? video games (not so much anymore). reading. avoiding 4chan like the plague
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>>38233969
Reading doesn't work for me. If anything it makes me even more lonely.

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How come so many people are into drugs / booze / sleeping around etc. yet prostitution is so taboo? What is it about paying for sex that triggers people so much?
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Exploitation mostly
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>>38233885

prostitution implies that the john couldn't get it through conventional courtship/hookup methods, so if a woman learns that a man has visited a prostitute, in addition to our puritan cultural baggage and the illegality in burgerland, it furthermore carries the suggestion of low social status, negative social proofing, etc.
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>>38233885
because
>muh appropriating women and putting them in muh position to be forced into sex
or
>muh women being bought and sold into slavery, don't you know one of the prostitutes you would have sex with are forced into it?

>>38234032
this

and also that some people think that women shouldn't even be forced that low to receive payment from men and should just get money for nothing.

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>on vacation in SoCal everyone is a Chad or Stacy

I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! I NEED TO GO BACK TO COMFY COLORADO
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after a while it breaks you and you'll stop noticing the shit that happens around here

t.socal robot
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>>38233840

Isn't Colorado full of Chad's? Do you like to live there?
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>>38233840
I live in Orange County. It's full of hot, sexy people---but, most of these people are sweet.

I have yet to run into a person that has been rude or mean to me. Give it a chance:)

>blacks can't recognize themselves in the mirror until they're five years old
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>>38233828
That's because mirrors are the window to the soul
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>>38233828
>Whitebois can never see their own penises without magnifying glasses
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>>38233828
I'd like to see where you read that m8
>>38233859
Pretty sure the just show you your reflection

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I need to leave this board.
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quality thread bump for reminder
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Quality insurance post bump
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>>38233770
Hey! This is my first time on this board. Thought I'd see what all the fuss is about. How is it?

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If sex is overrated then answer these questions.

>how come people are willing to cheat on their partners just for sex?
>how come prostitutes/brothels are so profitable? (most their money is from repeat customers.)
>how come movies always add sex in them.
>how come female teachers are willing to risk their career just to fuck a student?
>how come sex is in a huge portion of songs, why would they sing/rap about something overrated?
>Why is hook-up culture a thing?
>why do roasties have high partner number if sex is overrated. Shouldn't they all be virgins then?
>Why are sex forums/communities one of the most popular forums/communities in the world?
>Why is sex mainstream?
>how come historically people would rape and fuck women for the sake of fucking them? Isn't it because it feels good?
>Why do people have divorces due to their sex life if it's overrated?
>why is /r/deadbedroom a thing if it's overrated, why would people be suicidal/depressed over lack of sex?
>why is there sex addiction therapy, how can you be addicted to something overrated?

Sex is not overrated, people do it because it feels good. You post on 4chan, even though it's not healthy for you. You're not in a position to say sex is overrated.
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knew you faggots couldn't answer my questions. Sex is not overrated you fucking trash ass normalfags trying to teach us to be happy as cucks.
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I think sex is only overrated when its the first time and you're just desperate and fuck anything.

Its always like "Yeah I was drunk and fucked this whale a party, couldn't feel anything cause condom, had whisky dick, and she was passed out. Shit was overrated bro don't worry."

But guys with gfs they really like always have good things to say about it.
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>>38233906
Are you a virgin?
Tbh I don't want to have sex to feel good, I just want to have sex to say I did it. There are 15 year olds who are fucking each other right now and I can't even get laid and I'm in my mid 20's. I feel like shit.

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>be me
>in basement with family and their friends
>girl walks in
>probably a 6-7/10 in any normal situation, but for my loneliness she's a 10/10
>we're all playing darts
>girl goes to private dartboard and warms up a little
>turns out she's fucking awesome at darts
>asks if i want to play darts with her
>fuckyeah.jpg
>cut to later
>find out she's spending the night at our house
>we're texting
>clearly like each other
>tell her she's welcome to come in my room
>Wake up.
I became lucid and realized it was all a dream, and I'm still lonely.
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bump
oreganoliososo
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>Wake up.
I shed a tear for you anon as this has happened to me before.
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>>38233731
This happened to me last night as well. It was a long-winded story that made no sense,but it ended with a cute blonde inviting me into the girls room and us kissing and exploring each other before I woke up alone in my apartment, stunned and saddened by reality.

Bittersweet, I guess. I had the dream, and felt loved for a bit, and I guess that's better than nothing.

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Can someone explain to me how diversity is a "strength"? What exactly is the point of unnaturally mixing millions of whites, blacks, Hispanics, Asians, Muslims, homosexuals, fat people, drug users, and disabled people in a small localized area and forcing them to reproduce with one another? Why do the Jews promote this in white countries and only white countries? Can anyone name one invention that "diversity" is responsible for? Besides poverty, criminality, disease, rape, hate, and a lowering in the average IQ.
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The idea that slavery and genocide is wrong. The concept of La Raza Cosmica.
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>>38233721
Fuck off and go outside and meet some people who aren't a part of your political cult
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1. There's no evidence that race-mixing is bad at all
2. America isn't a "small localized area" lmao
3. Nobody is forcing anybody to reproduce - certainly nobody is forcing you
4. There is no evidence that diversity leads to "poverty, criminality, disease, rape, hate, and a lowering in the average IQ."

Stop LARPing as a skinhead and get a job, get some exercise, and stay hydrated

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I DONT KNOW HOW I GOT THIS WAY
I KNOW ITS NOT ALRIGHT
SO IM ...
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BREAAAKlNG
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THESE DOOUUUBLES
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>>38233647

Linkin Park is rock for people who don't like rock, rap for people who don't like rap, and pop for people who don't like pop.

It is garbage. Jack of all trades, master of none.

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Why are white people so salty and jealous all the time?
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>>38233591
Whites are very insecure. That's what led them to become so psychotically barbaric during the colonial period.
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>>38233591
Are you implying that all people of one background are similar? That's not healthy thinking, my little anon!
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>>38233591
Insecurity and constantly being insulted irl

Wtf? I am an attractive guy and I get zero matches. How is that possible? I don't know about American women but here they think they deserve to get with fucking Brad Pitt LITERALLY. Our generation will be the last in the Western world. No relationships means no kids. Only the top 10% reproducing means a 90% decline in population. And all this because women are so fucking retarded and deluded to accept normal men. They only like famous actors and models
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If you dont get tinder matches:
>stop being short
>stop being autistic
>stop being a virgin
There, fixed your problems
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My ugly friend gets matches, my best guess is you unreasonably standards
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You know, all this means, is that APPS can change society better than any gov institution.

What would /pol/ app for the masses be like?

Traditional dating? Watching out for ex-cons in the area? /pol/ news?

You have power, but you lack vision.

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