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>no personality, incompetent, ugly, only redeeming value is my interests
>thing I want most is for a girl with with strongly overlapping interests and a similar perspective to share our passions together with
>it feels vain, unrealistic, and highly limiting to want this of a girl, but there is literally no reason for anyone to take interest in me unless this would be the case
>relating to people on even one important point feels almost hopelessly difficult to find to begin with
>despite how hopeless it is I waste all of my energy and time every day thinking about how much I want to stop being alone anyway
>complain about my life every week on an imageboard for Japanese cartoons for years instead of doing anything about it
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Grow balls anon.
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>>38236593
Way ahead of you, already got that covered. What's step two?
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>>38236622
Go outside. Meet ppl. Don't act creepy neither desperate. You'll create bonds
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I have a penis, does anybody want it?
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Not yours, no.
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>>38236532
Is it a qt penis or a big penis?
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>>38236532
post benis then, faglord.
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Today I lost a dear friend. When i had no girlfriend or when i got off work when it was a rough day, my black cat was always there. Got killed fighting for his life against a raccoon, but i expect foul play. I'm gonna call animal control to see what they can do. No telling if the raccoon has rabies or not but i want to kill it and skin it if i ever see it again. anyways.. lets have a moment of silence for THEO.................. I'm devestated
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>>38236519
Rest in peace, Theo.
Track down that r*ccoon and kill the everliving shit out of it.
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Theo will ride eternal in cat heaven OP im sorry you had this happen to you.
dumb fucking raccoons man
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>>38236767
i hate them. cant believe he is gone. now im drinking to cope
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Help /r9k/ i met my soulmate the girl of my dreams ( im a guy 22 years old ) on vacation 7 years ago and it was love at first sight and i think about her everyday and she lives in the town next door and shes all i ever wanted in this shitty world i dont really care about anything else that much at the end of the day all i want is her and i love her so so much and were like peanut butter and jelly meant to be together forever except i cant find her......
Help r9k what should i do i know were meant to get married and have a family and spend this life and eternity together were a perfect match in everyway eternal soulmates...... and no i cant just get over it or find another girl shes the one.....
Help r9k.....
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>like peanut butter and jelly
Why not cover your dick in peanut butter and jam it up her ass? You can't jelly your dick anywhere.
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Bump please help r9k im serious truth is life sucks alot but love and experience and education and a little fun and riches can make it better or at least suck less..........
Bump
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Bump please help r9k this is very serious its the meaning and fact of life for all of us to find true love and enlightenment and peace
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>the voices and shadow people hallucinations have started again
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I know right? It's fucking awesome.
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>>38236424
Have you tried using Jesus's name? It's a law in the universe that demons and evil spirits have to go away if use command them under that name's authority. Just like the law of gravity. Try it, see if it does anything.
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>>38236424
I wanna say it's frightening but >>38236547 is right.
Run headfirst into the void, my son.
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>be me
>8/10 face
>6'2"
>above average penis
>have fucked many women
>just took the virginity of a cute german exchange studentI'll leave /r9k/ forever but only if you can roll trips
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out now jabroni
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>it's an RP thread
*yawns* and *smores*
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>>38236357
None of that matters if you're addicted to a shitposting board
Is this how does it feel to be a normie? It was so fucking awesome.
>I am a 28 year old kissless virgin wagecuck living alone in a small apartment
>sister calls me if I can look after her 11 year old daughter
>I never did such a thing I see them only every sunday on dinner
>she invites me so I won't be so alone
>back to the point I say yes why not, altough I was nervous as fuck what the fuck to do
>so my niece comes, sis says goodbye
>I don't know what to do with kids
>do you want to watch tv?
>"no there is nothing good there"
>What would you like to watch? I have netflix you can choose
>"I would like to see the new spiderman movie"
>"well we can watch it if you want there is a cinema nearby"
>"really anon? thanks you are the best"
>she hugged me, I don't even remember when was it last time when someone hugged me so honestly
>we went to the cinema, she was holding my hand all the time, I felt so proud
>during the way I asked her if she wants ice cream
>"yes anon!"
>we went to the place where they sell ice cream and cakes and shit
>"how many scoops do you want?"
>"One because mom never lets me to eat more"
>fuck that bitch
>I bought her three scoops
>she was so fucking happy
>I was happy too, almost crying like a little emotional worthless bitch I am
>I bought her big ass expensive popcorn with a minion popcorn box at the cinema
>she was so happy that she was almost in heaven
>we watched the movie it was good
>"I am afraid anon"
>I told her she shouldn't be because I read the comics and Spiderman always wins
>after the movie she was telling me all the time during the way home how great the whole movie was
>we went home, she went to draw on my desk
>sis came for her
>"did you have a good time?"
>"yes it was very good! we went to the cinema, we ate ice cream and look I have a minion popcorn box!"
>first time in my life I am proud at something I achieved
>when they left I started to feel big emptiness inside, like I was a totally different person hous ago with her
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you're a good uncle.
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>yfw you will never take your kids to go get a scoop of ice cream
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since I will never see a bagina I can at least be a good uncle. uncles are based
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What makes a normie?
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>>38236240
Lost virginity.
Friends.
Career.
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caring about real life
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>>38236240
Had sex before 17 or virgin by choice
If you're having such a hard time getting a gf why don't you just become someone else's gf instead?
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>>38236232
jesus christ her face is fucking ugly
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>>38236255
>her
Anon-kun...
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>>38236269
yeah I realised that as I was posting it
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Islam is the dark souls of religions
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Judaism is like skyrim and Christianity is like modded skyrim. Both are casual scum
Prove me wrong.
Protip. You can't.
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>>38236162
Deuteronomy 28:65 Among those nations you will find no repose, no resting place for the sole of your foot. There the Lord will give you an anxious mind, eyes weary with longing, and a despairing heart.
Our religion is right ahmed. Your book was made by a man who wanted to become rich and a leader. He deceived you all that is why he didn't live very long.
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>>38236205
Ironic allegation since you christians, may the curse of God be upon you, follow a religion that you admit was made by hundreds of different people over the course of several centuries.
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>>38236392
that's right.
A consistent religion>group effort fake religion
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drumpf
*drops mike*
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mike
*drops drumpf*
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whoops
*drops baby*
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drops
*mike drumpf*
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Is learning a hard science the only way to escape the normie-Chad food chain?
Clearly your workplace wont have problems with Chads or feminists trying to put you down when 83% of Americans cant even do basic Math
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>>38236097
>83% of Americans cant even do basic Math
this can't be right
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>>38236114
When did you ever see someone pass a math class that wasnt some autistic Asian or a Chad that cheated off everyone else?
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>>38236097
Yes, although I returned to Chad/Normieville by becoming a science teacher for public schools. However, I have so few male coworkers and am smarter than most of the other teachers so I'm highly respected within the school.
Unless you're doing research or working in labs, interacting with Chads and normies is somewhat inevitable, but you'll probably have an easier time fitting in if most of your coworkers are scientists or engineers.
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ITT: Robots tell their bullying stories
>be me
>middle school
>chubby, short and autistic
>waiting for bus to take me home after school
>group of chads waiting around with lacrosse sticks
>they start circling around me
>i quietly ask them what they want
>they call me a fat little faggot and pretend to hit me with their lacrosse sticks but stop before contact
>one of them actually hits me and then they all start
>i lay down and cover my head while chad sticks are raining down on my head
>no one notices/cares and no adults near by
>parents ask why im bruised and i just say I fell down stairs
why couldnt I have been born a normie
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>>38236040
>Bullied for years in several different schools
>Remember virtually none of it, just how upset and sad I was because of it
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>>38236068
there there anon, tell us what they did
dig deep champ
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>>38236040
I want to hear some stories anon
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>play video game
>never win because of teammates
I wish people would just get on my fucking level
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>want to win game really bad
>start directing teammates to do what we need to win
>nobody talking to me and nobody listening
>suddenly mic gets turned on
>get called a faggot
>lose the game
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>play TF2
>Chad plays as Demo/Heavy
>his gf/the only girl on team pocket-medics for him the whole time
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>>38236061
>try to give a player that's obviously new some advice in a friendly manner
>"stfu"
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>tfw I lost my virginity today at last
I'm never coming back to this shithole, bye faggots
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I lost my virginity b4 the leaving meme was even around, this place used to be normal
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Good. You should take all the other normie shits here with you
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>implying all robots are virgins