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>>38237875
Kill yourself and the fear will go away

>>38237904
was expecting that

I'm 27 and I feel like my time is up. All I remember are wasted opportunities, not remembering much from being a young adult and having my "glory days" when I was a young kid.

>>38237853
I'll ask my therapist this when I go for an appointment next week.

>>38237853
For the male, obviously since he's taking dick. For the female it's more murky. (Women don't really have orientations anyway, it's more like a preference to them.)

>>38237853
no. traps on the other hand..

There's no escape. I'm pretty much mute these days. It would be easier if humans could read each others thoughts.

>>38237824

Get on tinychat and start talking to people. Since they are anonymous and they don't know you, you don't have to worry about them making fun of you for sounding like a retard

The best way to cure it is by talking again

>>38237901
This isn't a good advice in my opinion. I've spent hundreds of hours at omegle and shit trying to talk but I can't think of anything to say.

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>>38237809
Come on anons I must know about my wife. Anyone

i thought she went away to college and got a bf, became a normie, started riding the cock carousel, etc.. They all do, you know

>>38238139
It can't be true, it just can't. Is this what is destined for all 3d waifus?

>>38237713
Because plenty of people who are less deserving than me have girlfriends.

>>38237745
Basically this, and also because I want someone that care about me

because I would try my best to make her happy

>>38237666
they should have brought only 9mm stuff and trained much more because dumbass broke his hand by shooting a dumb heavy shotgun

also give up on the damn bomb because let's be honest you can't make bombs with civilian stuff anymore

>>38237750
Isn't the Anarchists Cookbook incredibly outdated? I think that's what they used.

>>38237814
the anarchist cookbook is the original honeypot

modern muslims got their bomb knowledge from talibans who themselves at first acquired old Vietnamese explosives

no westerner can make a strong bomb unless it's post utoya breivik (now they just cut fertilisers with other stuff)

you really shouldnt be so hard on yourself, your mental health is important and you should accept the fact that bugs scare you and try to find a way to overcome it, live with it or maybe even destroy that fear.

maybe see a therapist or something

iktf OP
thicc bugs scare the SHIT out of me, especially if they can fly

apart from that, I live where there's a fuckton of black widows so it's a rational fear torwards spiders here desu

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>>38238426
>fuck ton of black widows
iktfb

>>38237593
>fembots

Women cannot be wizards, or robots. They live life on easy mode, every single one. If you actually believe there are "fembots", you should hang yourself.

>>38237618
>Women cannot be wizards, or robots. They live life on easy mode, every single one. If you actually believe there are "fembots", you should hang yourself.

would you suck this dick?

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>>38237593
I'd totally do that to my dick If I wasn't forced to sit while peeing after the modification

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>be back in 7th grade
>some chubby chick kept insulting me for no reason during lunch yet trying to get into group projects with me during class
>a friend of hers whispers something about her liking me into her ear
>she screams and sas "NOT TOO LOUD"
>tell her i have excellent hearing
>trying to imply i heard her
>she offers me gum nervously
>decline, saying i dont trust food from strangers
>looks really heartbroken
>eventually ghosts me
Did she like me to begin with? I have no idea.

more than 10 of them
a girl literally asked "can i sit here?" in high school and sat on my lap, i went dead silent and didnt know what to do

another girl slapped her ass while looking at me and smiling and i just stood still and smiled back and said nothing

in middle school a girl asked if i wanna be her bf and i just said no even though i would be ok with it

>>38237601
Doesn't matter, she was chubby anyway.

>>38237515
they look like they don't like each other

also because I didn't have any female friends

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>never went to prom, or homecoming, or powderpuff football games* because I was always scheduled to work those nights
>would tell the normans "heh I'd rather make money than take the night off and lose money"

>soul dies a little bit inside when I would be working during homecoming/prom night and normie couples from my school would come to the shitty mexican restaurant I worked at to "go out to eat before prom/homecoming"

* = I heard that the powderpuff football games at my HS were actually something I shouldn't have missed out on; a bunch of degenerate lewdly-dressed sluts playing football in the mud

I wanted to get into good school so I gave up graduating that year in order to get extra credits. They wouldn't let me go because I wasn't part of the graduating class.

Now I'm in the army making shit money. I sure showed them....ha....ha...kill me

>>38237487
A simple advice wouldn't prevent the hell I'm in.

>>38237487
No advice could cure depression and autism so I'd say prepare I die as soon as possible and work towards suicide

Ignore those retards, they aren't your friends. Just study to get money.

>>38237455
Look at that guy's hair though. He's probably the Chad of retards.

Also just eat more you twit. You're going to feel super dumb when in ten years you finally start eating more and, surprise, you gain weight.

>>38237455
(cont. 2/2)

This is pretty damn fucking terrible. I want to kill myself. My health is as fucked up:

>I(rritable)B(owel)S(yndrome), and possibly celiac disease as well (gonna find out soon, at least it would explain my body mass)
>Depression
>Social Anxiety/Phobia
>OCD
>Cerebral cortex atrophy (IDK if it's called that in english), POSSIBLY though caused by the fuck up home I had and traumatic experiences as a child in school and outside of it
>Deficiency of type A immunoglobuline, makes my immune system FUCKED

IDK how much of it is genetical and how much of it is stress/trauma-related. Although I sometimes have this feeling that genetic fuck ups like me are gonna have traumatic experiences either way, like there is something in our genes that causes this to happen for sure.

>>38237507
I think you're just a mewling weakling who is trying to blame his problems on everything else. There's a nice friendly well known black guy in a wheelchair in my neighborhood who holds a job.

Your legs work, nigger.

might make a psychpop version of macbeth

I will have a threesome with two qts too. Feels good to live in a country with legal brothels.

>>38237453
Me and gf are shitposting on 4chan. Ordered a curry and now stuffed. Might play Two World's II if I can be bothered to get up

Take your thread to /lgbt/ already

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Ashurbanipal

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Baschar al-Assad

I am a trap (At least I am trying my best to be) and I can confirm I am gay. LIKING traps however may be different, not for me but maybe for others. But the traps themselves are pretty gay

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>>38237449
M8, just accept the fact that liking traps makes you non straight. If you find both traps and women attractive, you're atleast bisexual. Just embrace it, once you stop deluding yourself it's much easier.

>>38237449
Looks like OP is trying to settle a debate.