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>>38239283
i hav gud frens

>>38239375
8yo chinese cartoon girls dont count as friends, anon

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>>38239724
Don bi meen or I hurd u

>>38239218
Whose guys?

>DUDE im #DEPRESSED, so I eat xanax LMAO
>DUDE im so #DEPRESSED that I have to eat xanax and drink codeine with my GIRLFRIEND LMAO
>DUDE me and my FRIENDS are so #DEPRESSED that we smoked a whole half ounce of WEED in one night LMAO
They need to be placed up against some sandbags and shot.

>>38239218
Generic nondescript cloud-rap shamelessly 3 years late to the post-ironic memerap party shamelessly ripping off Sadboys and missing that they were joking

And I don't even know who they are

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>tfw no d'Arc soles gf

Dark souls 2 > every other souls game

>>38239633
Nice. I agree ds2 is amazing, probably better than ds1, but ds1 holds a really special place in my heart that no other game can ever replace.

>>38239173
tell him to stay the fuck away from here

>>38239173
take the initiative and kill him first

depression means there is literally nothing you can do that won't be perceived in a negative light
they will either pull themselves out or die
probably you should stay away from them, or you might get dragged down

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>>38239118
slept with 4 people, I like to round it up to 5 because a girl gave me the succ even though I couldn't nut.

> what was your experience like?

Somewhere between blissful euphoria and boring tedium. The whole bad sex/bad pizza meme is fairly accurate. Even when I was in the ass-end of a dead relationship and having sex in the worst positions with a girl who didn't like me anymore and I didn't like her, it was still better than no sex at all.

I'm here as a cyborg. Pretty much all of the girls I dated and had sex with were kind of gross and/or chunky and/or fat, and they were all alternative girls who cut themselves. I wasn't hooking up with Stacey or Plain Jane and I'm no Chad myself.

On a more personal level, this board wasn't always the "normies ree get out" reddit frog board. It was for feels and story time. It used to be funny and interesting. Also I guess I can offer some advice from my personal experience to help robots upgrade to cyborgs and get themselves a nice practice gf that has purple hair and weighs more than them by just a bit.

>>38239270
are you socially awkward at all? did having sex change anything for you? i find it hard to relate/understand you people

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>>38239360
>are you socially awkward at all?

Yes, always. Again the only reason why I managed to hook up with girls is because we were both of some meme subculture for awkward loser freaks. I came close to being a Juggalo, but being a punk and metalhead and mallgoth and everything else I was is barely just a step above that.

>did having sex change anything for you? i find it hard to relate/understand you people

Sort of but bot really.

The biggest change was just being able to go on a date in the first place. I was the kid who was picked last in gym class, always picked on, and didn't go to prom. After high school I was able to go full mallgoth and do my hair the way I wanted and wear the clothes I wanted so that I could truely bee myself. The first date I went on was a complete disaster if you could even call it a date but it gave me the confidence to ask more girls out, then the next I met IRL wasn't totally repulsed by me, and then the girl after that actually sort of liked me, etc.

Me meeting that drunk girl that I first had sex with, who was a friend of a friend that I saw in college but had never spoken to before was just circumstance, the fact that I was able to talk to her at all was due to all those little experiences and boosts of confidence before with failed dates and long distance relationships and e-girlfriends all that.

But yeah once I had sex the first time and my relationship with that girl ended I was just like "well okay I have to make this happen again", and so it did, and then with the girl after that, and after that. It became more of an obligation of sorts though and sort of a source of anxiety. I also recently gave up on it and gave up on mostly of my life so it's been years since I was with a girl. I only recently got some of my shit together and might try again.

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here's the template origano

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>>38239074
These never end well for me but oh well

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I'm a faggot and try to be an upbeat hippie and a depressed emo at the same time

>>38238991
She needs to get off the street.

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How much does a small penis impede on your ability to dicc the THICC?

>>38239026
you can spread her legs, but I don't think she would feel 3 inches

>>38238971
that should be engraved on the tombstone of humanity

no joke

Who else watched castlevania on netflix already

>>38239061
Me, it's pretty good, but will they continue?

>>38238970
No. I have a 17 year old sister, all they do is talk literal shit, play shit music and order pizza. All of them were wearing shorts, except one who was wearing panties, with some lace on the sides. I kept trying to find a reason to go in but it just got awkward. Couldn't even fap because I felt like a loser knowing these girls were literally metres away. I asked my sister if any of her friends like me and she just laughed.

No, that's what lesbian porn looks like.

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At least half of all teenage girls partake in lesbian experiments.

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>>38238968
"Where there's a will, there's a way, Champ."

>going to college for welding
What?

>>38238980
Well unless a will can summon the hand of God himself down from the heavens to fucking pick me up by the collar and transport me to McDonalds like a fucking kitten being lifted by the scruff of its neck to be taken to a fucking litter box, I don't think having a will can do much for me here dad.

Morphine and Jameson Whiskey

>>38238956
You realize that western woman aren't really any good anymore and get yourself a goal.

I go outside and see and hear what 3D women are like and that calms me down real quick

Please don't, that's my biggest paranoia even though I don't have anything incriminating on my encrypted laptop.

I wouldn't like some random border control agent going through my work stuff tho, because then I'd have to tell them it happened and have all passwords and SSH/GPG keys revoked and generate new ones.

*gives firm handshake*
>"Alright anon, welcome on board."

>>38238969
They sometimes plant stuff, especially if they're frustrated about not finding anything incriminating.

>>38238829
yes
especially somewhere there isn't evidence of a single other person as far as the eye can see

>>38238829
Why not, I don't care where I live, might be mountains as well.

>>38238829
I have a 400 acre ranch and my caretaker is moving on soon. It's way in the mountains, beautiful and no one around.

If anyone wants to take care of it while I'm gone most of the year I'm accepting applications. You probably don't have any useful skills though, so fuck off

Theoretically that makes sense. But this is real life and nepotism and charm rule the world.

>>38238616
the enslavement is real

>Undocumented immigrants, English language learners and currently incarcerated students would be able to apply for a waiver with Chicago Public Schools.

>>38238481
>be 20 years old
>Already heavily interested in politics
>Prefer Classical music, and hate modern pop music

>>38238567
But are you snobbish about your tastes or do you just get a cozy warmth from those things?

>>38238662
I just like piano and violin the most, so most of what I like is classical.
I hate pop music because it's so boring and repetitive and simple to me.
I don't tell people I hate pop music since they might think I'm weird, but I will tell them that it bores me.
With classical(And Instrumental stuff in general), it has a calm beauty and complexity to it that makes it very enjoyable for when I want to relax, and helps exercise my brain when I really try to focus on as many instruments as possible, which gives my brain a feeling similar to the feeling of after getting some good exercise.