I'm just below 300 lbs and want to hang myself. What can I do it on that won't snap with my weight on it?
y not just lose weight tho
320 lbs here
Don't hang yourself because you're fat
>>39508777
I could answer you question but I'd rather you not desu. Start drinking more water, if possible nothing but. If you can't stand the taste add a cap full of lemon juice to each glass. Try to drink around 90-120oz per day. Do this and weigh yourself in a week. You won't have to change anything else.
How do we deal with the problem of the US becoming a police state?
>>39508733
By becoming part of the machine
You have nothing to fear if you are a valuable cog in the machine.
>>39508733
Are you against USA? Traitor! I hope you was in military and support our troops. Also we should increase military spending
Go on NEETbux and secure the future for the white race.
>show someone the music I made
>wow anon, this sounds like ______
EVERY FUCKING TIME
>>39508728
Lmao are you that dude that posted the "Poppin Pillies" soundcloud link.
Maybe try makimg original shit bro
>>39508728
Stop plagiarizing your music then, faggot.
>can't be original
>wow you're people such faggots, I blame everyone but myself
L oving
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L augh
Any smokers here?
Been smoking since 2007 pretty much daily. Anywhere from 2-20 a day, I think I average 8 cigarettes a day. I just quit and haven't smoked in 10 days but I've been using snus. I think I might just stop smoking, I don't really miss it and from what I've been told it must be bad for you.
>>39508699
Bait thread for retards who think they're intelligent to tell you about how smoking is bad, even though everyone knows smoking is bad. But they'll reply anyway, can't wait to see the (you)'s start rolling in.
I like smoking. I started back up smoking non-filters recently, got one burning now.
I found a website that sells Russian cigarettes for cheap. I'm gonna order me some Astra non-filters soon. $5 a carton, and something like $12 for shipping.
Cheap Russian non-filters will probably kill me though.
>>39508736
>$17 for a carton of cigarettes
What the fuck what is this website
>three weeks into first semester at university
>still haven't spoken to another human being
>>39508695
I know that feel all too well... I basically had 4 years of it.
Dude, Just start walking up to someone and talking to them. Everyone has to start somewhere. Basically, you have nothing to lose, but everything to win. Even if you do manage to make an ass of yourself (which I doubt, cause if you're honest with other people, they will almost certainly be okay with you), you have at least made an attempt to make contact. Which is brave. And which will make you friends in the end. Don't worry, it will be fine. Pick up your guts.
It will take time and stress, but everyone experiences this. You will also notice how many problems other people have besides yourself, once you start talking. Many, many people are autistic as hell about other things in which you may even excel. Everyone has been through shit in their lives. Everyone.
>attends university
I bet you attended a school for compulsory education as well. Fucking normalfag.
>tfw just realized it's been 378 days since the yonko thread
how the fuck is this possible?
>>39508656
How do you remember this one shit thread from over a year ago?
>>39508677
This, OP did you make that thread?
>>39508691
who laughs at their own joke for over a year though?
> Be me.
> Have a pathetic and literally gay (as in homosexual) fetish.
> Visit websites related to my pathetic fetish.
> Now my fetish is being advertised to me everywhere, reminding me of my loser.
I honestly hate this whole retargeting meme, it truly ruined the internet.
Pic not really related.
>thinks gay is a fetish.
>>39508700
I think he means the fetish is gay, like pictures of penises wearing little hats
>>39508632
>>39508700
>>39508726
anon i think what he's trying to say is gay like happy gay like when you are outside and you see a normie get evicted in winter happy.
>Whats the matter, anon? Too much woman for ya?
>>39508622
Those are some high heels.
>>39508747
she's 5'11" without them on so shes got to be fucking huge with them on.
>>39508622
Holy shit that's the biggest boom box in the world!
For woman aged around the mid 20's or late 20's, what kind of body do they expect their man to have? Do they still expect a ripped 6 pack lean otter mode hairless 5 times gym every day body? Or does this expectations relax more when they realise how unrealistic it is?
>early 30s
>want bf to get chubbier
>we are roughly the same height
>feed him bigger portions when we are together
>doesn't gain anything
honestly giving up now.
I want a tiny skeleton bf. Personally, I would like to get ripped though so I can climb buildings at ease.
>>39508623
>subversively trying to make your partner obese
i hope you experience a blind side right
>go in for job interview
>okay anon, before we start. Tell me about yourself?
Jeez in fuckin A how the fuck am i supposed to respond to this?
What the hell does he want to know my life story?
>>39508525
"I'm a quick learner, a hard worker, unafraid to ask for help when I need it, and I get along with everybody. I have interesting-but-relatable hobbies. I am a team player and loyal to my managers. And my career path brings me to this specific job role at your company."
say typical normie shit
>>39508525
https://youtu.be/1lEdwqwOttg
Ay nigga just hit 'em with that N I G H T C R A W L E R
which of these sexual act you wanted to do with your oneitis
l o v e n e c k i n g
>>39508496
or some of these
>>39508496
>>39508545
Didn't know there were so many positions or that they could be so cute.
I'd probably like lift up and tripod the most. Lovenecking is nice and intimate looking too.
OMG!!!! I'M SO ANGRY!!!! MY DAD SAID HE WOULD BUY ME MARIO KART FOR MY NINTENDO SWITCH TODAY BUT I ASKED HIM AND HE SAID HE WAS BUSY BUT HE PROMISED WE WOULD GO TO TARGET AND GET IT TODAY!!!!
AND HE'S NOT EVEN BUSY HE'S JUST WATCHING TV OMFG I HATE HIM UGGFGH I HATE DADDY SO MUCH I HATE HIM
does anyone have that infograph about people who drink from plastic water bottles?
>>39508558
>does anyone have that infograph about people who drink from plastic water bottles?
No
>>39508490
>OMG!!!! I'M SO ANGRY!!!! MY DAD SAID HE WOULD BUY ME MARIO KART FOR MY NINTENDO SWITCH TODAY BUT I ASKED HIM AND HE SAID HE WAS BUSY BUT HE PROMISED WE WOULD GO TO TARGET AND GET IT TODAY!!!!
>
>AND HE'S NOT EVEN BUSY HE'S JUST WATCHING TV OMFG I HATE HIM UGGFGH I HATE DADDY SO MUCH I HATE HIM
Dumb sissy anime boi.
What's it like being depressed?
How is it different from a normal mental state and how is it different from sadness?
It's just sadness. But worse and lasts longer.
>>39508448
What up OP, I work in psychiatry, if you look up a depression scale like the MADRS or BASDEC and see what questions qualify someone as depressed it's pretty obvious stuff, no hope, suicidal intention etc. Some psychiatrists will only diagnose depression with a MSE aswell, looking for stuff like poor eye contact, monotone voice, no spontaneous effort etc.
Also is anyone here a medical doctor? I really want to be one and I'm applying for an MBBS degree next year, what is it like?
>>39508448
I used to be really sad, angry, and frustrated, but now I just feel numb and detached. Nothing matters to me anymore and I just passively float through existence, too apathetic to do anything. I do have periods of intense rage and frustration but they don't last long; I also feel like there are forces out to get me so I worry about those too. That's just my experience with depression, I wouldn't be surprised if iy is different for others
>tfw mom just posted this picture on her fb
>mfw that's not dad
wtf is going on r9k?
No wonder you ended up here, having a cuck dad is arguably worse than having a single mother.
your mom is hot OP
>>39508387
l like her cap.
itt draw your fetishes with ms paint
and the template for use
>using windoze
I like the idea for this threaf