ITT: General MBTI thread:
http://www.keys2cognition.com/explore.htm
http://www.humanmetrics.com/cgi-win/jtypes2.asp
General r9k MBTI themed discord to join: YCWfku (Not Personality Heaven, there are two r9k MBTI servers)
>Inb4 INTP depression.
>>38241003
Can ENTPs be Chad? I find as an ENTP I have a hard time being hated by normies. I think they just find me funny and it works
>>38241003
ISTP.
Recently retested for INTP Assertive. Still think I'm ISTP though.
>>38241003
I like it how INTP and INFP only have one function that is different, but are on the opposite ends of the spectrum.
I just think it's interesting.
I need help robots
How do I tell my dad I need to see a psychologist/therapist without giving away that I want to die?
If that fails, I need a plan B of killing myself and hangings my choice. So how do I tie a noose and what material/rope/cord to I use? I already plan on necking myself in the woods if all else fails.
>>38240929
If you are that far down the road, why not try using some drugs heard about micro dosing LSD?
>>38240929
You say "hey dad, I want to start seeing a psychologist or a therapist because I have crippling depression. I don't want to die though"
>>38240929
Just tell your father that you've been pretty sad for some time and you might have depression.
Describe the symptoms to convince him.
>implying your father doesn't go all "hurr durr mental disease is fake"
>HEEELP! The goats are trying to eat me!
How would you save her from the goats, robots?
>>38240910
she's in a baaaaaaad situation
>>38240910
Sacrifice her in a Satanic ritual of course.
>>38240910
RIP roasty
I'm posting kakyoin with cool sunglasses every day
day98
really close to 100
I'm on here everyday cause i don't have a job,i swear you skipped a bunch of days
>>38240909
check the archives I really don't know why you guys keep saying I skip days
>>38240909
n-no that can't be
this isn't true, is it?
>Mexican 14 years old little girl adds me and starts telling me im cute.
Oh boy, im ready for jail.
tell her to fuck off and remove and block her
Young Mexican girls age fucking quick and slow as fuck at the same time. The hardest time to find a Mexican girl is in your late teens and early 20s. Mexican girls start developing woman bodies when they're 12, but that's also when they reach the height they're gonna be for the rest of their lives. So you have all these 5'2 females walking around with big tits and a phat ass and you have no idea if she's 14 or 19. Now with this stupid ass Kylie Kardashian strobing fucking contour makeup trend, it makes it even harder because now, a child can have the face of an adult.
>>38240786
where does this happen?
She's forward as fuck, what do I say???
Lets! I can play the flesh flute fairly well ;).
>>38240781
she probably wants to make Bon Iver / Mac Demarco style bedroom pop but if that's your thing go for it.
grill her about music production in a careful and polite way
>>38240781
She looks fat anon
>masturbated for 12 hours straight today sexting girls on kik
>smell like a festering corpse
>dick hurts
>didnt eat or drink other than 2 cans of coke
>dont even feel accomplished or chad-like because it was just words and pictures on a phone screen
this fucking sucks. how can I even think about no fap when I got all these e-hoes trying to sext me
Humble brag should be a bannable offense.
>>38240844
im not bragging you fucking nerd, my dick hurts
>>38240723
You're pathetic, and you're realizing that porn and sex cannot fill a whole in your life. Sort yourself out like the professor says, and win the affections of a real girl.
>tfw no big brother to do this to you
>tfw no uncle to give sound financial advice
>tfw I am aboybut want someone to do that to me
The way that finger in ass thing looks is just so dominant desu
>>38240705
>big bros just helping their sisters masturbate
I need more
Anyone remember Cleocuntra? She used to post nudes on her tumblr but deleted all of them. Who here still has them stored?
>>>/r/ you fucking niggerfaggot.
>>38240867
>niggerfaggot
>You will not post any of the following outside of /b/: Trolls, flames, racism...
She looks like that girl in American Pie that always talks about "that one time at band camp"
I'm experiencing constant mood swings. 4 hours ago I was suicidal yet now I feel extremely positive about everything. Tomorrow when I wake up my mood could be in either place. There's no point me trying to progress with anything when I'm feeling good because within a few hours I can barely manage living never mind being productive. Anyone else in a similar boat? Do I need medication, am I just fucked?
>>38240654
you need to see help
>>38240654
Pretty much the same here. I can get from extremaly depressed to happy in matter of few hours
Just start an experiemental rap/rap/whatever group with a good drummer, a bombastic frontman, and a prodigee in sound design and mixing/ whatever else he does
Hello, I will be posting a gift from my ex from Valentine's day a few years back as a monument to all I've lost
She loved me as much as anyone can love anyone
>tfw no girl will ever make a gift for me
>tfw no girl will ever compliment me
>tfw once my mom dies I will genuinely be alone in the world
>tfw my only crime is being inferior to Chad Hemsworth
I find it amusing that women my age pretend to know what loneliness or depression is like
Now she won't talk to me at all.
>PLAYIN
>SMOKIN
>EATING
>WATCHING
>BROWSING
>FEELING
>DOING
>listening to Tears in Heaven
>crying like a bitch
>didn't get into academy I wanted even though I damn well deserved it
Pic related has been my life for quite a fucking while
>>38240590
>stopped playing vidya
>camel Turkish royals
>hunter x hunter
>r9k
>feeling okay, just kind of stressed because I gotta study for an exam this Thursday
>been coding today
>>38240590
>Fate/Grand Order
>Girl Scout Cookies
>Chips, ordering a Pizza soon
>Johnny Cash and Tom Waits music videos
>r9k and vg
>shit
>shit
What would it feel like to be female and put an egg beater in your vagina while activating it? Would it be pleasurable or painful?
>electronic egg beater
Why do people buy these
>>38240629
It takes 10x longer to do the things you would do with it (beating eggs, cake mixes, etc) by hand.
If you have a stand mixer it's easier to clean, but is otherwise inferior
>>38240589
Extremely painful. Tearing seems very likely.
>>38240734
It take me about a minute, maybe a minute and a half to whip eggs with a fork.
hmmmmm
What did she mean by this?
Is she offering me her body for sex here?
>>38240547
It's called flirting but please don't blow it by being a creep. Don't expect that she wants sex but her response indicates she's interested in you.
>>38240547
I've already seen this exact thread and pic before
Try again next time
>>38240601
I got this
Her bio says she likes guys who can make her laugh, so eh here it goes
Sunday Sunday here again in tidy attire, also original edition
>>38240490
>just caught my dad watching shemale porn again
>>38240490
Ebin's neighbour drivers a Renault Clio
>tfw no /britfeel/ bf ever