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Not sure if troll but consider yourself lucky that you aren't a slave to your passions.
>like the idea of settling down and starting a family with someone
Go ahead and do that.

>>38241598
>aren't a slave to your passions

Not OP but this is specifically why I abstain. Also it just feels masochistic knowing I won't find anyone, probably for the rest of my life.

>>38241598
Not even trolling. It just feels weird when statistically 99% of males masturbate and you're in the 1%.
Fantasies don't always come true, anon.

my hair is too thicc

>>38241549
This dude knows what he's talking about. Messy hair is the best.

>>38241549
I have no idea what you're trying to say anon. Is that hair good or bad?

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>>38241528
>trumps America
>why are white people so fucking stupid
>r9k

coyld you please keep your autistic bait on >>>/pol/

Sage

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>>38241528
Shitty bait.

Oregano.

>"Trump's america"

Electing a stupid president won't make stupid people smart. Hell, a smart one wouldn't either.

They're at roughly equal latitudes of the spectrum

>>38241501
There's so much overlapping and yin-yang relationships that there's pretty much no difference at all. They're the same.

>4chan
not your personal army
>tumblr
will post someone's dox for drawing a steven universe character to look not fat

In the summer especially, it's almost impossible for me to wait that long. Maybe occasionally in the winter, but for the most part I start by 3 or 4.

>>38241365
I usually start drinking around 9 pm over here in Canada, it's dark by that time over here in the summer. Only about an hour and a half to go.

I like to also stay up drinking until 2-3 am and have recently started drunkposting on here. It's much more fun than I originally thought it would be.

It's comfy but I don't mind drinking in the light either. I like the occasional bit of day drinking (e.g. at a family gathering) but I mostly keep my drinking confined to the evenings.

My general rule is: "no caffeine after 6, no alcohol before 6"

What did you originally tell them?

I told my doctor I have trouble getting hard and they immediately prescribed the highest dose of viagra, no questions asked. Having diamond hard erections for hours with no effort is amazing.

my doctor insists on prescribing percocet and im nor entirely bothered by it

Maybe whites should practice what they preach and stop feeling entitled to other races' men & women?

>whites: DUDE fucking SHITSKINS and NIGGERS keep STEALING our WOMEN LMAO
>also whites: DUDE fucking little-dicked CHINKS, just deal with it, your women are BORN to WORSHIP howaito penisu LMAO

really gets the 'ol grain fermenting

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>>38241303
she'd be very pretty without the caked on makeup, I see no issue with this.

I occasionally think about knocking up a black chick just to get the cute kids.

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Miscegenation will be the downfall of our great nation. Look at this mongrel.

>>38241229
That actually looks like if you puked up catfood

>>38241229
Lots of omega 3 in those deenz

>>38241242
Trust me, it tastes like it too.
Oh well, just one of the sacrifices a guy has to make to stay thin and healthy.

Sweat and shame.

>>38241214
onions and vinegar and believe it or not mashed potatoes. and i think i tasted egg and cinnamon.

>>38241214

Flowers and coconut oil

>>38241205
Boy, I sure hope so but probably not

>>38241205
I've been on tinder for a year. Doesnt work for me

No because im 25 and I live with my mom and im literally incapable of moving out and I'm out of shape and I'm a shitskin and I'm short (5'11") and I'm broke and I'm overweight so im LITERALLY incapable of dating any woman at all or attracting any human being whatsoever. I'm literally, factually, proverbially, genetically, heuristically, metaphysically, literally incapable of dating or attracting anyone.

also if you disagree with me you're anti-white

a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do
and somedays that means stabbing a dude

Unless you were on something, it probably was just a dream.

>>38241224
Yeah, but we could all just be a dream, too.

>it's socially acceptable for women to hate men while whining "WHY WONT THE GOOD MEN(tm) DATE ME?!?!?!?!?!"
>but HOW FUCKING DARE a male point out women's shortcomings while expressing how lonely he is
That really activates bioelectric impulses between my synapses

>>38241138
not even hot I don't buy that she is truly distressed

>>38241164
If you want real distress I saw some gook unload an arsenal of air soft on some tied up chick then fuck her on efukt.

Honestly it was ridiculous handgun>shotgun>machine gun>uzi>sniper rifle> grenade.

Tell female you're in a wheelchair and the wheels dont work

>>38241100
call all the numbers in the phonebook till you get a date

>>38241100
>gf
galapagos falcon?

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They pass haemophilia to their sons but don't suffer from it themselves.

u mad?

>>38241068
lol you fucken autist
dsfsdfdsfsdfsdfdsfsdfsd

>>38241109
>haemophilia
The sexual attraction to blood?

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>>38241048

>install bumble
>first match in months
>i take a picture of Big Mac sauce bottle and say this stuff is LIT
>she unmatched

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>>38241048
>sit inside all day
>still no gf

>>38241048
Iktfb I made a tinder about a week ago. I was in Asia at the time (I'm black), got 1 match after I had already left, never messaged her. Then I was in Atlanta, got absolutely 0 matches. Now I'm in D.C, 10 minutes ago decided to give it a try to see how I do out here, most of the girls were ugly but I got a match within 2 minutes. I'm probably never gonna message her though.

The thing is, I travel a lot and I know girls love that shit. I don't take any pictures of myself though, nor do I really have friends, so there's only like 4 pictures of me in existence (all taken by my mom or my brother) and none of them are good. I feel like just having a picture in Tokyo Square, Times Square, and maybe another where in Seoul and I'd probably get tons of matches because bitches love that shit. Ah well, guess I'll never know.