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Hello r9k, my fellow robots. I am slightly drunk and bord out of my mind. What do?
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>>38244526
Your hair looks disgusting.
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>>38244551
That's my beard you retard
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>>38244526
you taking requests
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Hi /r9k/. Fembot here.
I don't know where to turn anymore. I just let go of the last of my friends that I have that I knew for years that I basically just watched get worse and worse in terms of personality and morals. I am unemployed. I am not going back to school until the end of summer. I literally have no one to hang out with until then and even when I'm in class, I find it difficult to get along with other people. I just want friends. I don't know how to make them. Do I just go to the bar and talk to people? Do I show up to places and try to spark up a conversation? I'm hopeless lmao.
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There are no such things as fembots. No one will ever care about you. Some will pretend to be your friend for sex but no one will ever care about you and rightfully so. That makes feel a little better
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>>38244509
>go to the bar and talk to people
I don't think the kind of people that go out and drink regularly, are the types you want to make friends with.
Have you spoken to your family about this?
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Go to /adv/. Good luck at finding new friends, I'm sure you'll make some if you had some before.
Next!
I'm sick and tired of all these grainy, professionally drawn JPG pepes. Post homemade shit for my new collection
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is this amateur enough
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Bootleg memes, I am liking it.
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I enjoy masturbating to anime women.
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Would you let your gf walk around like this?if you had one
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>>38244470
>implying i'd even let my gf outside if i got one
Haram
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>>38244470
>implying I'd eve date a girl who dressed like that
I have some standards, OP.
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Did you compressed the other vids as well OP?
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How is your self improvement coming along?
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I'm a spic so im genetically, literally, physiologically, racially, biologically, existentially, metaphysically, factually, literally precluded from "self-improvement"
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>>38244389
Still can't seem to get started. Not even the room cleaning.
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>>38244445
I'd accept this if you got those quints but you didn't. So now you're just a self-hating excuse making fagit.
any other femboys here who just want someone to hug and cuddle with every night? especially if they're bara/daddy mode
>tfw no bf to make breakfast for every morning after you get up earlier than him
>no bf to hug for warmth on those cold winter days out
>no bf to appreciate the work i put into keeping my body healthy and feminine for him
>will never hug your bf and bury your face in his chest every time after he comes home from work
>you'll never cuddle naked with your bf and feel happy doing so, knowing he'll treat you well
>most people who are into you don't agree with your conservative lifestyle and want to party and be promiscuous with other people, or do a lot of drugs and party a lot
>always scared of going out alone at night with no bf to keep you safe
i just want a nice conservative bf who'll appreciate how much i want to make him feel happy, and who is okay with me being really shy around others.
i've only had two boyfriends, and i only plan on losing my virginity to the one i most deeply love
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>conservative
>degenerate homo
Kek'd
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>>38244372
If you've already been in two relationships, that's already two more then a lot of people on this board have had. I don't think you need to worry.
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>>38244443
>first one ended after two days, realized he would just use me for sex
>second one ended after i caught him cheating on me with a flaming gay guy, who ended up robbing him of his money after i left him
i didn't really like either though, i was just more of a friend to them than anything
i just have severe social anxiety and a little bit of autism that prevents me from being able to socialize with others effectively
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Y'all got bones in ya shit then
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>>38244366
Nice dubs but check this out
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>>38244475
You must be real jealous of my beautiful trips then if you don't even have dubs.
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I can smell a 4
if it aint got no bones
iss B O N E L E S S
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>walking down the street with older sister
>we walk through a park
>at a fence near a pond there is a couple standing
>the girl has a nice ass
>I notice and we keep moving
>we keep walking a bit
>sister brings up the girl had a nice ass
>agree by saying "yea sure"
background info:
>i'm a 26yo kissless virgin
>sister has a long term bf so she issure as fuck no lesbian
What does that mean?
Does she think i'm gay or some shit?
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The most likely scenario is that your sister saw you looking, and tried to do some banter.
Alternatively, she's probably a 1 on the Kinsey scale.
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It means absolutely nothing. Virginity does a number on your mental state. I'd just go fuck a prostitite anon.
T. 26 year old who had fucked rosaries AND a total babe stripper in Tijuana for 50$. Latter was extremely enjoyable and memorable
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>>38244357
And roasties*
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in university and normies are bullying me.
i dont want to drop out. any advice/guidance?
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pls respond (1)
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how do you manage to get bullied in university? you must've fucked something up.
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>>38244246
How are they bullying you, anon?
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lads at this point im so distant from the oposite gender that im afraid if some would show intrest in me i would be sure its some sort of joke or someone is recording for a epic youtube prank
not to mention that im so scared to initiate anything in fear of geting accused of rape
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>>38244237
Usually the problem for robots is they can't distinguish the difference between general politeness and flirting.
Normally adjusted people can easily differentiate between the two.
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>>38244237
>i would be sure its some sort of joke or someone is recording for a epic youtube prank
why would you assume it's not?
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>>38245303
Because, like most of us, he hopes against all logic that a girl really could love him
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Does /r9k/ like Grimes?
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>>38244132
Literally who senpaitachi?
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Never heard of her until now, looked her up and listened to a few songs
I think I can already feel a tumor growing in my brain
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>>38244132
This is fucking gross if we're being honest.
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>Made an OKcupid and Tinder because I work with 99% men(union construction) and I'm tired of being lonely
>"Im a stay at home mommy and my son is the world to me"
>"Fitness and gym are life" body type: a little extra, multiple pics at the gym
do women even lift?
>"I like dogs and being outside"
fucking epic!
>"I love Harry Potter"
Why the fuck do ADULT women like this book so much, I swear to god I have the age setting at 20-30 and I see grown college educated women saying that their favorite book is a fucking children fiction book. Jesus fucking Christ, I'm a college dropout who works physical labor and I am more well read than 99% of these cunts.
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Every tinder profile I see has the phrase, "I love to go on adventures" like what does that even mean? We already charted a path to the Pacific kind of. Where are you going adventuring?
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>>38244311
It means they love to go get expensive food and get treated like they actually matter before getting plowed like a cornfield by a different guy each date.
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>>38244311
literally wants Tyrone/CHad to go deeper inside her than Brad EVER went before!
Or she wants to be RAPED by a horde of foreign men while screaming "OH MY GOD THIS IS SUCH A UNIQUE EXPERIENCE"
Women literally dont give a shit about "Experience" beyond getting intagram photos of it to lure chad into FUCKING them
If they like a band it is because they think they are "supposed to like it", just whatever is on the radio or whatever
If you ever meet a girl who has an interesting or "unique" taste in either music or literature or is passionate about any sort of unique hobby, it is literally just imprinting from one of her previous boyfriends
Women are not "treated" like cattle, women ARE cattle, they need to be hooked up to a machine and milked and smash their fucking heads in with hammers SASH their fucking heads in
What traits do you look for in a girl (or boy, for those of you who larp as femanons)? None of those shitty "ideal gf" pictures, I want to know what personality traits or physical quirks make you love someone.
I'll start
>smart, inquisitive. Capable of asking and responding to thought provoking questions
>quick wit, can keep banter going for extended periods of time
>independent. Not that "I'm an independent black woman and I don't need no sass!" type- someone who lies inbetween submissive and dominant. Doesn't need you to guide their life but listens to enjoys your input anyways.
>willing to enter lengthy debates over seemingly minor things, like a joke supposedly not making sense.
>has a less than common interest, such as history. Not essential, but definitely a good sign.
>not a slut but not afraid to talk about sexual topics.
>thick thighs, normal sized legs. Hot as fuck.
Side note: most of this is based on one of my close friends. She is objectively the perfect gf material, but I've known her for long enough to understand that she doesn't have the same amount of affection for me. Perhaps I'll ask what she looks for in a guy if I ever find a way to frame the question well. She's still a perfect friend though, she fixed my life in more ways than I can count.
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>>38244123
Smart
Patient
Open minded
Reassuring/understanding/kind
Loving
Interested in something with a passion besides music
Has an interest in what I like or at least appreciates it
upfront/honest
Has a desire to improve in life with symbiotic relationship with some one else
Those are most desired traits in a girl. Obviously it helps if they're interested in me also.
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>>38244123
I like men or woman that tend to take the lead but won't order me around, likes to cuddle and at least semi cute.
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just someone i can be myself around without fear that they'll think less of me
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I don't know what she wants... 2017-07-09 02:31:02 Post No.38244115
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I don't know what she wants...
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I have a female friend that keeps trying to find out personal info about my life. She's really nice but I can't understand her need to know more. She has a bf but keeps talking to me? I don't get it.
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>>38244115
She's trying to add you to her narcissistic supply. In other words, she's attempting to turn you into a beta orbiter. If you can't fuck her, don't feed her ego
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>>38244189
As a great and also terrible man I know says "Just because there is a goalie, it doesn't mean you can't score."
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>>38244210
What I mean is, if he CAN fuck her (regardless of the boyfriend), feed into it a little bit, play the game. If she just wants a beta friend for attention, cut her off. Delete the contact or delete your conversation on FB and ignore her
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>>38244097
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08GTYNT4W6z
Forgive me for the random screw ups, I'm buzzed
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>>38244180
Huh, that was entertaining to say the least. And it's totally okay.
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>>38244215
>>38242699
Come join us in the discord thread, we're having fun. At least come to lurk. ;)