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>day after you turn 18
>walk into a brothel
>pick a busty mid-30's milf twice your age with giant cowtits
>literally live the /ss/ dream in real life

why didn't you do this?

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Anonymous 2017-09-04 08:07:27 Post No.39509658
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Anonymous 2017-09-04 08:07:27 Post No.39509658 [Report]

Hookers often say "no guys under 45" on their page.

Anonymous 2017-09-04 08:08:52 Post No.39509675
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Anonymous 2017-09-04 08:08:52 Post No.39509675 [Report]

>>39509658
what? i fucked hookers when i was 18...

Anonymous 2017-09-04 08:09:40 Post No.39509686
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>>39509612
Because I want actually love and affection.

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Anonymous 2017-09-04 08:00:08 Post No. 39509566 [Report] [View this topic]

Former robot turned full normie. here.

I always said that if ever figured out how to stop being a robot I would come back here and share. But the problem is I don't actually remember what its like to be a robot anymore so I guess its useless to give advice after all.

I could tell you the steps I took to change my lifestyle, but that is probably useless too. I remember always being annoyed when normies did that shit. Most of you already probably know the kinds of things you have to do to improve your life

The one thing I can tell you though is that it is possible for a robot to go through a complete mental transformation and become a full fledged proto-chad, not only achieving the kind of status chad achieves but genuinely enjoying the kind of process and activities involved in getting it.

To go through this is like being reborn, the robot you is dead forever. Put simply not only will you never feel that feel again, you won't even remember what it was like to have ever felt it. Its the best gift you can give yourself

Never convince yourselves that a robot is all you ever can be or will be. If some cracks ever appear in your robot programming and you start to feel like maybe you can and should improve then run with that and never look back. Defeatism, anxiety and fear of failure should be ignored.

i hope each and every one of you makes it

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Anonymous 2017-09-04 08:09:45 Post No.39509689
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prepare to get attacked by a bunch of whining losers

Anonymous 2017-09-04 08:11:53 Post No.39509714
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>>39509566
I don't really see how being successful is being normie i don't really understand r9k their definition of normie is entirely stupid yet i keep coming here thinking il get encouragement

Anonymous 2017-09-04 08:12:08 Post No.39509715
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Anonymous 2017-09-04 08:12:08 Post No.39509715 [Report]

OP watch out the losers on /r9k/ this board will attack you hypocritically and defend their bad lifestyles.

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NEET discrimination 2017-09-04 07:58:01 Post No.39509543
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NEET discrimination Anonymous 2017-09-04 07:58:01 Post No. 39509543 [Report] [View this topic]

Why is discrimination against NEETs considered acceptable? We get told how worthless we are because we don't have jobs, we get told how working is life, and we get mocked all the time by wagecucks. Why is this okay? Do people not realize that we are a highly cultured minority group that should be promoted and not hated?

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Anonymous 2017-09-04 08:04:19 Post No.39509613
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>>39509543
We're all degenerates and we all know it, don't lie to yourself Anon

Annonymous 2017-09-04 08:05:09 Post No.39509625
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>>39509613
I'm 45 and a NEET because I'm autistic.

Anonymous 2017-09-04 08:08:47 Post No.39509672
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>>39509625
Strong majority of autists and people in general aren't NEETs man just accept that we're all degenerates and move on

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Anonymous 2017-09-04 07:54:49 Post No. 39509499 [Report] [View this topic]

Hello /r9k/! Were you ever bullied? Post your story here.

pick kinda related

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Anonymous 2017-09-04 07:56:36 Post No.39509523
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>>39509499
You were bullied by Nazis, or were you bullied by Jews?

Anonymous 2017-09-04 07:57:54 Post No.39509540
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Anonymous 2017-09-04 07:57:54 Post No.39509540 [Report]

>inb4
>>>/pol/

i sense that the faggots will come

Anonymous 2017-09-04 09:43:39 Post No.39510778
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>>39509499
show me on this doll were hitler touched you

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Vegina for my Peanus 2017-09-04 07:53:59 Post No.39509484
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Vegina for my Peanus Anonymous 2017-09-04 07:53:59 Post No. 39509484 [Report] [View this topic]

Tfw no vegan gf ~~even if i did know vegan girls it might not even change any things~~

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Anonymous 2017-09-04 07:58:22 Post No.39509546
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Anonymous 2017-09-04 07:58:22 Post No.39509546 [Report]

~~self bump nia tf u gun do?~~

Anonymous 2017-09-04 08:03:11 Post No.39509606
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Anonymous 2017-09-04 08:03:11 Post No.39509606 [Report]

~~self buummpp~~

Anonymous 2017-09-04 08:07:26 Post No.39509657
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Anonymous 2017-09-04 08:07:26 Post No.39509657 [Report]

~~tfw still no vegan gf~~

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Anonymous 2017-09-04 07:51:57 Post No. 39509461 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw no qt vampire gf

How do I find a girl that will act like a vampire and feed off of me?

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Anonymous 2017-09-04 07:54:38 Post No.39509496
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>>39509461
I have a qt vampire gf. Pic related is her.

Anonymous 2017-09-04 08:02:27 Post No.39509595
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>>39509496
She's cute, how'd you meet her?

Anonymous 2017-09-04 08:57:24 Post No.39510266
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>>39509461
Ha good luck finding a girl whos not a fucking blood sucker

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Anonymous 2017-09-04 07:51:41 Post No. 39509459 [Report] [View this topic]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I CANT KEEP DOING THIS ANYMORE

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Anonymous 2017-09-04 07:52:36 Post No.39509470
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Anonymous 2017-09-04 07:52:36 Post No.39509470 [Report]

keep doing it

Anonymous 2017-09-04 07:52:51 Post No.39509473
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Anonymous 2017-09-04 07:52:51 Post No.39509473 [Report]

me too, OP. me too ~~grandmablox~~

Anonymous 2017-09-04 07:53:03 Post No.39509476
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>>39509459
Change it up anon, you don't have to keep doing it.

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Anonymous 2017-09-04 07:50:23 Post No. 39509442 [Report] [View this topic]

Okay fellow robots if you had access to the death note who would you kill??.

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Anonymous 2017-09-04 07:56:34 Post No.39509522
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>>39509442
Criminals according to the law. Though, I wouldn't kill the huge ones that the national news follows.

Anonymous 2017-09-04 07:58:53 Post No.39509551
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Anonymous 2017-09-04 07:58:53 Post No.39509551 [Report]

>Me.
>My cunt of a mum

Anonymous 2017-09-04 08:00:47 Post No.39509572
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>>39509442
the guy I have a crush on then myself

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Do I have Aspergers? 2017-09-04 07:48:35 Post No.39509423
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Do I have Aspergers? Anonymous 2017-09-04 07:48:35 Post No. 39509423 [Report] [View this topic]

my younger brother was diagnosed young because of delayed speech. he still acts odd despite being an adult.

>no friends
>very uncomfortable around people, hate feeling like eyes are on me, avoid social situations... social anxiety
>feel like people can tell that im weird/awkward so im paranoid about that
>sometimes spill my spaghetti
>slightly immature. love teen shows and fangirl over them despite being 19
>depressed
>like r9k, morbid stuff
>maybe have ADHD
>was diagnosed with adjustment disorder when getting to college
>book smart
>spaz out emotionally and get irrational when in romantic situations, cant deal with guys in a mature way

What do you think? I was thinking aspergers or bpd/shitty personality.

I have to say though that my parents were abusive my whole life and didn't let me interact with my peers so I think that may have something to do with my issues. I basically grew up playing games online.

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Anonymous 2017-09-04 07:49:43 Post No.39509437
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I forgot to put that I appear kinda normal. I blend in with normies if I try to not be very anxious and I don't have any speech issues.

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Probably. I'd get it diagnosed if it's affecting you super badly. That is, if you trust the psychology jew.

Anonymous 2017-09-04 07:57:49 Post No.39509538
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>>39509455
How sad. I don't want it on my record :/

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Anonymous 2017-09-04 07:44:54 Post No. 39509387 [Report] [View this topic]

Guys so tomorrow is the day. This girl wants to come over my place to study calculus homework. She's a big booty cute Latina. I'm fucking anxious as hell man. I feel like it's going to be awkward. She told me she's coming over for sure.

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Anonymous 2017-09-04 07:46:58 Post No.39509407
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Anonymous 2017-09-04 07:46:58 Post No.39509407 [Report]

If you hardly know her it'll be easier.

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>>39509407
It'll be worse Original

Anonymous 2017-09-04 07:48:30 Post No.39509422
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>>39509387
Make sure you let her make the move first,
and dont mistake any hints

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Anonymous 2017-09-04 07:42:47 Post No. 39509362 [Report] [View this topic]

Just gimme a tall girlfriend dammit I don't care how short I am.

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i'll give up fapping to spend time with a tall girl

Anonymous 2017-09-04 07:47:01 Post No.39509408
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Anonymous 2017-09-04 07:47:01 Post No.39509408 [Report]

I'm tall.. 6'2/188
I hate it

Anonymous 2017-09-04 07:48:58 Post No.39509431
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>>39509408
I would date a girl like that and I'm 185cm

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Anonymous 2017-09-04 07:39:32 Post No. 39509339 [Report] [View this topic]

If we can't get it with women why don't we just have sex with each other?

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Anonymous 2017-09-04 07:43:03 Post No.39509363
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>>39509339
fuckoff with ur faggotry

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>>39509339
Sorry most of the people here are fucking ugly

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>>39509339
If you don't have any standards, then it will be easy for you to have sex with other males. It becomes slightly harder if you have tastes or specific preferences. If you have specific tastes and want a meaningful relationship besides sex, it becomes next to impossible.

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Anonymous 2017-09-04 07:38:32 Post No. 39509324 [Report] [View this topic]

Before /r9k/
>Romance anime is one of my favorite genres and it fills me with good feels
After /r9k/
>The mere sight of a Romance anime ,especially high school ones, triggers suicidal thoughts and reminds me of everything in life I haven't and never will have had.

What has happened to me

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>>39509324
I don't know; you need to work harder at self inserting as the MC.

Anonymous 2017-09-04 08:01:04 Post No.39509577
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Anonymous 2017-09-04 08:01:04 Post No.39509577 [Report]

I'm the same way friend. Any kind of relationships in shows just become depressing, any kind of romance centered story.

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>>39509324
I still like it even though it makes me want to kill myself

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Anonymous 2017-09-04 07:32:38 Post No. 39509241 [Report] [View this topic]

Tomorrow I am going to off myself so I want to do some cringeworthy things before so as not to falter again.

I have thought about asking a random cute girl on the street out and then darting away as she refuses me. I have always wanted to try this.

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Anonymous 2017-09-04 07:36:15 Post No.39509289
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>>39509241
timestamp with your an hero gear or fake news

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>>39509241
Don't dart off tho cunt

Anonymous 2017-09-04 07:45:40 Post No.39509392
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>>39509289
Was going to buy the rope from the market... sorry

>>39509294
Why not? What should I do afterwards which isn't a felony. I don't want to punch or threaten her.

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