>"Mommy's breasts are soooo swollen and sore Anon, be a good boy and milk them for me won't you? Be sure to leave some for the baby!"
What do?
is that some new mal pics?
>>38253268
disregard this i'm a retard
oregano
why the fuck do i come to this place when i'm attempting to nofap
Who else is a hugslut, cuddleslut, or snugglewhore who will hug anyone and everything willing anytime, anywhere? I'm a snugglesaurus.
>>38253211
i hope you fucking die you are so retarded
>>38253224
B-but whyyyyy?? TT_TT
>>38253211
one time i liked to hug everyone too
then i got AIDS!
and now im about to die aint that fun fellows
I never get any replies on /r9k/.
ummmm..... ill reply to you! :^)
>>38253188
you really want replies from these faggots?
If you want replies quit making shit threads.
>haven't masturbated in almost a week
>dick gets hard over anything, even if the fucking atmospheric pressure changes
what do I do? All these unwanted boners are annoying, but I don't want to fap. It drains my energy
>>38253187
Stop buying into that fake ass Mormon peddled nofap bullshit.
Masturbation is normal and healthy in moderation.
>>38253208
As I said, after masturbating, I feel completely drained. I want to stop doing it.
>>38253187
i'm 2 weeks in
I asked a girl out and date later today, I didn't feel akward since my mind is currently focused 100%
keep going, things get good weird you start giving less of a shit
>tfw no carribean gf
>tfw no east african gf
>tfw no dark skinned south American gf
>>38253151
>the no half African American half Mexican gf
>>38253151
>tfw when no pure aryan gf
>>38253151
>>tfw no carribean gf
I spent two weeks in Trinidad once and met a literally perfect steel-pan playing qt. I found out on the day I was leaving that she liked me too, and then I never saw her again. Fuck you for reminding me about it, I haven't dwelled on that for years
Anon can you even look at someone in the eye for more than one second?
IRL i cant
With preparation and when forcing myself.
>>38253052
I even get shy when looking at pictures of girls online
recommend me some anime
>>38253044
no you filthy neckbeard, go outside
>>38253044
brigadoon
>>38253044
Dragon Ball and Dragon Ball Z.
hate roasties with no morals?
hate the gays for their degeneracy?
hate minorities because they wuz kangz?
come hang out at gg/tBpXGNR and tell us all about it.
only dank memes, OC and an hatred for degeneracy.
Bumping, only good posters allowed real entrance
Absolutely no exceptions no degenerates allowed
>>38253040
Anybody got a link to a serious source that talks about how gays like to fuck young boys?
I think the terms are twink and hunk, not entirely sure but I've read it's a serious issue in the gay 'community', I'd like to have a valid source so I can talk to people irl and tell them why I don't want to celebrate faggots like they're the best thing in the entire world
Poop snatch nigger grab.
>>38253002
Meme cuck double dutch?
>>38253088
>not knowing the the meme dream
>>38253127
You sniff dicks though
Are you just, afraid of sex?
Wahahaahahhahahaha you fucking moron! Dumb ass cunt aashsuahsuahsushsuah kkk... I'm ready to cleave some pissflaps right now you negroid!! Lift her legs up and sliiiiiide it insiiiiiiide....
I'm afraid of sinning
Sex is fine, relationships are pain and suffering.
There is this really cute deaf girl in my mathematics lecture at university who isn't quite popular and mostly keeps to her self.
Last week I tried to muster the courage and sat next to her hoping we could be friends. I just casually slipped in a note saying "do you want to be friends?" in her notebook while she was not looking. She ignored me for a good 30 mins until the professor called for a 10 min break.
I went to the rest room, got a coffee and then headed back to my seat to find a note tucked in my notebook.
It said "stop bothering me or I will report you to the dean".
She moved seats and sat next to someone who looked like a chad and I noticed they were exchanging notes in a lively manner.
Why did Koe no Katachi (A Silent Voice) create the false impression that deaf girls are "vulnerable, fragile and misunderstood" by most people?
I feel betrayed by this farcical representation of reality.
>>38252829
>damaged goods
serves you right
>comparing a fictional cartoon about school children to your own adult reality
>>38252829
Thanks for this OP this really fucking made day hahahaha
All i want in life a job that pays me 200-300$ perweek and im set
>TFW i cant find one
Buy four small rental properties, one for each week, done
>>38253025
>everything you make goes to taxes and maintenance
yea well done
damn, op's pepe took off his ugly glasses only to have aesthetic korean glasses under them. nice!
http://www.strawpoll.me/13389253
When do you have to be born to be considered an "early 2000s kid"?
>>38252768
uhhh, 2000?
>>38252768
This might be the dumbest question ever fucking asked.
>>38252768
1996 is the beginning of the early 2000s kids. If you were born after 2003, you're not an early 2000s kid. 1995 is the cutoff for 90s kids but you can be both a 90s and early 2000s kid since the late 90s and early 2000s are the same shit.
she stop talk to me because "i'm too good". what do you think about she ?
That she doesn't deserve you, anon
Fuck all these Stacies
Sale pute
She's goddamn right you're too good for her. Sounds like you need to join the HOH, or the Hard On Hoes movement. Start treating these thots the way they want and deserve to be treated and you'll never have to worry about this happening again.
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>>38252723
plz end yor life
>>38252723
You should just kiII yourself, to be quite honest.
>>38252750
>>38252767
So I see the shills have infested /r9k/ as well. Very unfortunate.