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>>38254985
>>Be confused about entire identity
>>Don't know own sexuality at all, because of my lack of human interaction

You are currently very vulnerable to Jewish influence, be vigilant.

you have online friends?

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Try being friendless since middle school. It hurts whenever you're constantly reminded how isolated you are when you have to be surrounded by normies at work. I haven't even built a relationship with my own family. I barely know what sort of people my own twin is.

The only solace I have is this place, my only avenue for social interaction.

Saying "I love you" after only a month and a half of dating

>>38254963
Fucking tired of reading sweden posts, can the muslims behead these faggots already.

Why do normies do that stupid-as-fuck thing where they jump and point at the ceiling while listening to music.

I'd much rather pace back and forth while imagining the music going with a scene from my ever-growing original fiction universe. Which I have crafted during my peaceful isolation from society

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I'm cumin

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>>38254923
I'm cayenne pepper.

>>38254923
Star anise because I taste like shit.

>>38254853
>ironmeme
HAHAHAHAHA
like a true autistic robot

>>38254853
I would but ironmen generally act like autistic faggots towards anyone who isn't an ironman

>>38255400
This is my first ironman

I'm autistic, but i don't care about ironman vs normal

I see you shiver with antici
.
.
pation

for (you)'s

>>38254673
>I'm not gay though
Yeah, you're just a sweet transvestite

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>>38254673
nah nigga, u gay tho

>>38254670
>drink soylent
>eat out
>eat out
>microwave frozen meals

What are those oat bars you eat as breakfast called? I eat those

>Tuesday: fasting
>Wednesday: fasting
>Thursday: fasting
>Friday: break fast, eat at a restaurant
>Saturday: take out food or restaurant
>Sunday: order an extra large pizza, eat half
>Monday: eat the rest of the pizza


that's my weekly meal plan.

Yes. They're called "fembots."

>>38254649
sauce

originalpenisu

>>38254649
>Can girls be chads?
That's called being Stacy.

I don't have an endless stream of income based on me being a genetic abberation. If you think he would get hot women without the movies, money and fame you're delusional.

>>38254571
I'm not a sidekick of Dr.Evil

>>38254597
You haven't seen the size of his penis, so you don't know!

Because it is recording!

Because nobody puts their phone in their shirt pocket?

>>38254565
because there is a 99% chance that you are recording. you might as well tape it to your forehead you obvious creep faggot.

>>38254503
in most cases yeah.
you need it if you want to ever be invited to anything.

>>38254563
How can I get a profile picture that won't immediately signal to people that I'm autistic?

>>38254841
4 years on fb still looking for a gr8 profile picture

How to keep a woman happy 101

>>38254463
'My Failures'

>>38254463
All The Things You Missed Out On

Literally every other rom-comedy about school.

>>38254587
Name some
No yuri or yaoi please

>>38254457
Try Sakurasou. If you want a movie, check out Kotonoha no Niwa

>>38254442
which anime is that from OP? please tell me!

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>>38254442
right here bro.
I defend traps and shill tranny culture all over the site but irl i'm straight

>>38254467
It ain't anime, it's hentai.

yes faget

I like lesbian cause that shit is fucking gay as all fuck

>>38254413
Why would you choose mmf over ffm?

You are the cat tho

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lol look at this cute debiru

I like that cat
its a cute cat
Ill save that picture