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>>38256855
Women can always find sex. They are naturally promiscuous and submissive so they just let whatever man dominates them shape them. Men have to do all the work

>>38256855

We like to create. A breakup is a project that never got finished.

>>38256855
Women don't feel real love. This is why 50% of marriages fail.

>>38256825
abbo's are ugly fucking savages

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Dogs are the same species (Canis familiaris) and have many physical variations.

>>38256825
I wonder what it could be saying, faggot op

>>38256808
would you accept to nearly kill yourslef and probably become disabled for the some very very tiny chance to get some money, which probably wont even be alot.

>>38256808
I think that's a good option, it's like college or trade school. You try your best and maybe you get money after a settlement period, I wish I thought of this smart idea myself.

>>38256808
does anyone have the version of OP's image where she has cum on her?

what makes a conversation succesful? like if you convinced to her touch your weiner?

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>>38256791
I don't fit into any of those criteria but I'm still going to come here nearly every day.

>>38256791
>neet
being wageslave is as bad as being neet

>live in a country with no cable company monopolies and fast, cheap and plentiful internet
>have NFC enabled card
>touch card reader with wallet
>"Beep, payment accepted"
>take my stuff and go
or if its over 25 eurobucks
>insert card
>punch in PIN
>wait 0,5-1 second(s)
>BEEP
>remove card
>take my stuff and go
Americlaps, eh?

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>insert chip credit card
>"is x amount ok?"
>hit yes
>wait 5 seconds
>BEEP BEEP BEEP PLEASE REMOVE YOUR CARD

>Being a debit card pleb.

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>insert chip card
>20 seconds processing
>BEEEEP
>put pin in
>another 20 seconds
>BEEEP
>no cashback
>30 second wait
>BEEEP
>no receipt
>BEEEEP
>insufficient funds

>>38256746
eat corn nuts, oeatmeal, beans, rice, guac, and fruit in abundance

>>38256746
I don't know, nofap?

>>38256746
I've tried changing my diet, getting more sleep, getting less sleep, changing when I go to sleep, getting more exercise, cutting out caffeine, drinking more caffeine, and that stupid nofap meme. I'm still tired and sleepy most of the time. I'm pretty sure I'm just naturally lower-energy than Jeb ever was.

>>38256704
Try having to maintain good standards of education at an elite college when all motivation has been sucked out of you by depression

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>>38256704
/g/ told me Akari was the best girl. Are they right?

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>>38256704
desu i was even more miserable and unhappy during high school
Being neet sucks but at least nobody buly me

you don't know her story, what happens in the past stays in the past

>>38256680
jesus fucking christ did she stick an entire child in her ass?

>>38256689
I think it happened to her butthole and stayed there.

Off topic but fuck f a m, games from the late 80s up to the early 2000s were so comfy.

>>38256658
You can see it if you're in a plane.

>>38256658
maybe you have bad eyesight.

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>>38256634
>waiting until GPUs aren't being hoarded by cryptominers and RAM and SSDs aren't expensive as fuck so that I can finally build a PC
>waiting for a better job
>waiting for a gf
>waiting for an apartment that I can afford
>waiting for some sort of life turnaround
Waiting is all I've been doing in my life but it's getting clear that waiting only leads to failure. Maybe I'll one day stop waiting for my death for a change.

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Comfefe

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>>38256989
cawfee
origifee

>>38256623

You blow all your money on cool clothes and become a Sapeur.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W27PnUuXR_A

Confidence is a meme. Being attractive makes people confident, but being confident won't make you more attractive. In fact, if you're unattractive and act confident, people will just think you're autistic or something.

>>38256897
yeah i shared this black white thinking of face = everything but my own real lfie experience is currently proving otherwise. she had interest initially but due to my aspieness seems less receptive now. and im def not that good looking so why would she be interested in me?

>>38256607
>go outside
Where?

>>38256607
>go outside
kek

>>38256607
Nothing is exactly what I want sometimes.

>>38256584
>cashier tell me to have a nice day
>dont

oregano cum meat

>go to gamestop with $17 in quarters
>buys a Steam gift card
>cashier miscounts it as $21
>get $1 extra and a steam gift card

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>go to market early in the morning
>get steak and other seafood
>go to self check out
>weight it all as bananas
>paying pocket change for fat tbones and swordfish

>>38256558
> Merrick was bored and lonely, and demonstrated signs of depression.[65] He had spent his entire adult life segregated from women, first in the workhouse and then as an exhibit. The women he met were either disgusted or frightened by his appearance.[66] His opinions about women were derived from his memories of his mother and what he read in books. Treves decided that Merrick would like to be introduced to a woman and it would help him feel normal.[67] The doctor arranged for a friend of his named Mrs. Leila Maturin, "a young and pretty widow", to visit Merrick.[37] She agreed and with fair warning about his appearance, she went to his rooms for an introduction. The meeting was short, as Merrick quickly became overcome with emotion.[67] He later told Treves that Maturin had been the first woman ever to smile at him, the first to shake his hand.[37] She kept in contact with him and a letter written by Merrick to her, thanking her for the gift of a book and a brace of grouse (a pair of birds), is the only surviving letter written by Merrick.[68] This first experience of meeting a woman, though brief, instilled in Merrick a new sense of self-confidence.[69] He met other women during his life at the hospital, and appeared taken with them all. Treves believed that Merrick's hope was to go to live at an institution for the blind, where he might meet a woman who could not see his deformities

Christ...

Not a robot. Part of what makes /r9k/ so pathetic is that they aren't the elephant man, they just live like his.

>>38256558
He's not a robot.
He's just a man that was kicked by existence.

>14cm

Lucky

>>38256556
I'm 2cm larger than you, bow down before me dicklet scum.

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Do you measure your dick while pressing it down or in its "normal" position? Because if I press it down I can add 0.5 inch to it.