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>>38258112
stop posting this garbage

orgini

casablanca

>>38258112
Blazzinba

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>>38258060
"Son, it's simply a matter of walking in there like you own the place, speaking with the manager, giving him a firm handshake, and telling him you want the job. Easy-peasy."

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>be me
>get laid off from my job
>drink for a week on severance pay
>finally decide I should get a new job
>edit resume for a half hour
>send it out
>get a call the same day to come in for an interview
>go to it and have no problems because I'm not a fucking idiot sperg
>get new job

did that help? Christ you manbabies are insufferable.

Afraid to get lost,
Visit the place (without entering ofc) b4 the interview. That way you'll be in time. Asking for directions isn't a bad idea either as you create a window for a conversation starter with your employer: exam. 'I asked for some help to find the place as it's my first time around these parts. Area looks really nice'.

Style,
Business casual works fine. Depending on the weather.
Warm, dark blue jeans or some brown/lightbrown chinos combined with an white oxford blouse and some white neutral sneakers/brown leather shoes. Match the belt in same color as shoes (when wearing leather) to gain even more points.

Interview.
Handshake and introduce yourself when meeting the employer! Cannot stress this more.
Prepare some questions ahead. Why do you want to work there and why should they hire you. Simple answer that ur studying and could use some extra cash is just fine, as they like educated people over retards so just stick with that.

That said, good luck bro. I own my own company that trains people with this kind of stuff. You're miles ahead of most of my clients :)

Greets from the nonrobot r9k lurker

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>>38258013
"This is indeed a disturbing universe..."

I get my pizzas posted through the letterbox so i don't know how i would be able to give the delivery guy a handshake

>>38258013

Nyarlathotep, stop fucking around and put on your real face. I hope whoever gave you the idea to go on 4chan is dying of eldritch AIDS.

>2017
>reading comics
Top JeJ

>>38258010
That's from the arc where Otto took over Peter's body.

>>38258010
>westerners are getting into loli

JBY worse. It works only if "yourself" is what others want. JDI will work every time as long as you put in effort and dont bail at the first bump in the road.

>>38257981
"Just do it" is literally how I get by at work and in my every day life. If I stop to think about it, I realize it's pointless and all for nothing or I get anxiety and overthink minor situations in which I have to interact with others. Just do it, like all the other zombies out there.

>>38258473
As Einstein used to say, firsten posten esten besten posten.

>>38257975
Shit...

Anyone tried this?

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>>38257975
Does this actually work?

Can I sell the pantsu for mad ca$h?

You have about a month at the start of freshman year where everyone is looking to make friends
USE IT
I don't care if your tired or if you want to settle in, put as much effort into it then and rest later. Trust me things getting much harder after other people have settled into groups, harder but not impossible

buy a helium tank and hook it up to a respirator
you're welcome

>>38257816
i mean, how painful can be a shotgun blast through your head?
you pull the trigger and you're dead on instant without feeling anything.

>>38257896
I don't know why but I could never go through with that kind of method. I'd want my face to be intact when I'm dead. I can't articulate why.

>>38257693
Jeez, that's a lot of DNA...

>>38257693
I know red heads are crazy, but when I see crazy attractive ones in porn J just wonder what the hell happened.

>>38257693
>wholesome girl
>doing degrading acts in porn
She has to be one or the other, you can't be both. If she were wholesome, she wouldn't get into porn. Even if you thought she was wholesome, she was always a whore at heart. Sluts are rarely made, they're born. When actual wholesome girls listen to too much Rihanna and read one too many posts made by sluts on Reddit, they try out the whore thing and they don't like it, they feel ashamed of themselves. She wouldn't smile as she got bukkake'd by strange men, she'd probably break down and cry because she knows she's being disrespected.

>tfw weak jawline
>tfw recessed chin
>tfw always look like a meek beta no matter how ripped I get

men with nice jaws are so fucking sexy

everyone else, a weak beta hipster.

You have one. Just get under 10% bodyfat

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Are you a foreigner or just really high?

>>38257720
I don't do degenerate acts, as if.

>>38257674
What a cute Steven and Connie.
Saved.

>>38257664
Having a clean room is preferable to having a dirty room.

That's just the first step bro, you're supposed to move up from there.

Besides, isn't it better to know that you're actually fucking trying rather than wasting away in self-pity?
Even if it is all for nought, at least you went out swinging.

>>38257664
You used off brand bleach tho, didn't you? It's like, how do you normies get off coming on my board with absolutely retarded shit like this. I don't have the patience for this anymore, learn the difference between a dollar and a euro, based on you corporate overlords.

>>38257650
Originally always

Are you the faggot who's in love with dahmer and keeps posting these threads?

anyway because of your last gay thread I've watched the film Dahmer from 2002, and I enjoyed it a lot, it was creepy and sad, just like I like them

would recomend

>>38257755
Have I converted another soul to Dahmerism?

>>38257629
I've only ever ghosted my one online friend because he was a clingy faggot more demanding than a gf (based off what I've been told about gfs).

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>>38257629
What type of dumb fuck are you?

>>38257629
Can't miss someone who's insincere

be patient, neuralink is on it's way
go elon!

I change shape just to hide in this place
but I'm steel
I'm steel an an i mal

>>38257659
>he still believes Elon Musk is a real person.

cont
>every hole in the women's bodies are filled with the liveliest cum and they're eating most of it to grow stronger
>i fly to my car (i can fly faster than light, i just use a car because i like them)
>i go to the car dealership to replace my shitty lamborghini with a saturn 5000 multiple personnel rocket, the most powerful ever invented
>i fly to my mansion with the rocket (i forgot to mention i'm a part time astronaut and i have a 26 million square mile mansion with mulitple ecosystems and every animal in the planet as pets)
>while i'm relaxing, hanging my dick off into the vacuum and touching saturn, every leader in the world calls with the tele asking their wives to get impregnated (they say it's for world peace)
>knowing this is true, i help and force my penis to ejaculate
>i piss instead but the minority of semen in there is enough to create their own gravitational pull and pull earth into it
>every known vagina is impregnated with god in semen form
>this creates a superhuman generation, changing the course of the human race and life in general
>i close my eyes and sleep in the cold vacuum, ready for the next day

how has your day been, robots?

>>38257589
>>38257597
Well, i talked to a girl and she didn't seem that grossed out

>>38257686
do you seriously believe their brains could have any negative emotions after that blissful experience?