Feeling a little stressed and found this red wine cabernet in the cabinet at my mom's.
I never drink and I'm 165lbs white male. Will this amount of wine make me buzzed or drunk?
You'll get a good little buzz. Just sip it, faggot.
>>38262742
Ok! I am just worried is all. Afraid if I drink too much something bad will happen so I was making sure this wasn't a lot.
>>38262793
You won't get drunk, but you'll get buzzed and feel it in your head, for sure.wine is shit tier for getting drunk because the sulfites give you a headache, but that's just my personal experience
Who here family fuckup in a family fuck up family?
>Grandparents 1 poor, grandparents 2 had shady past life and are both insane
>Uncle 1 has ptsd, uncle 2 is an alcoholic who cheats on aunt
>Aunt 1 is clinically bipolar, aunt 2 has no job
>Mom used to be popular and rich, now has no job
>Dad was in the KGB and was the most promising businessman in Moscow, now only wastes money on shit investments
>Sister was in Harvard, now low wage job in London
>Brother is millions in debt
>I'm failing law school and wasting my parents money
Gotta love my life
>>38262714
>aunt was institutionalized
>never finished school
>lived on disability and single her whole life and is in mid 60s now
>other relative was a hobo and also got on disability by cheating the system
yeah, I'm pretty fucked and emotionally unstable
gotta love those genes
>>38262714
My family is 100% pure normal.
Like the most normal normal you can imagine.
I'm a weed smoking, perpetually NEET, depressed, an alcohol fuck-up.
My family still love me, and my parents still let me live at theirs for NOTHING at 30 and still feed me and lend me money and shit.
Although I'm the ultimate fuck-up in the family, I'm probably the luckiest and most spoiled.
>>38263229
I hope you find your way in life bro, idk what to say as I'm really just walking along that path of yours, except my parents hate me haha
>tfw no big bull balls
why even live?
>ballets
Jose pull up your fucking pants, there are children out here!
>>38262702
THAT LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING PUSSY LMAO
Any way we can get a comfy thread going? I know this isn't a board where you can get away with just posting images but maybe if you post comfy music too everything will be okay
>>38262677
dubs means this comfy thread is blessed
This is Fenghuang if anyone is interested. Looks like a great place to sit at a bar on the river and get drunk off Baijiu
when it is hot as fuck outside nothing is comfier than winter villages
Last time I smoked was 7 years ago. I'm really feeling like I wanna buy a pack. But I don't feel like wanting to risk cancer. What should I do?
Buy or not buy a pack of cigarettes?
>>38262671
Nah, dont. Smoking is just straight retarded and has pretty much no positive effects if any.
>>38262671
you only feel the first cigarette of the day after that its just to stop the craving so no you shouldnt, just bum one off your friends or ask strangers for them
>>38264136
I wanna buy a pack, because sometimes I feel like I wish I could smoke one.
I've never smoked more than two cigarettes a day. I don't think I'd become addicted...
My birthday ended an hour ago, three people have sent me messages.
Could've been worse I guess.
Don't mind me drinking myself to death right now.
>>38262591
I got two last year, including one from a girl in HS that I think had a crush on me. She didn't send one this year.I didn't send one to her because I was too retarded to figure out how to post on her birthday timeline on facebook and didn't want to fuck up and make myself look more awkward
>>38262591
Happy birthday, Anon.
Relax, birthdays are overrated.
>>38262591
Got one message in May, can only blame myself though.
What are you drinking?
>a nonspecific god has been empirically proven to exist in a peer reviewed paper
>there are still atheists on this board
>>38262572
>empirically
that's where you're wrong kiddo
>>38262572
Source of proof?
Link to paper?
If this does exist I highly doubt it's in a real journal. Probably just one of those "journals" that accept everybody in exchange for an application fee
Do women care about the title of my job position?
Yes. Are you a Grocery Bagging Coordinator by any chance
>>38262909
No, I'm a sanitation engineer
depends on the title, generally not, but maybe if it's president and ceo or something.
who here /unrequited love/
>>38262493
Me. Fallen in love with two sympathetic teachers because they were the only females who would give me attention and were experienced enough in life to have some capacity for understanding sadness and relating to me.
Its an abstract kind of feel.
feelsgoodman
>>38262607
oh fuck, me too, I thought I was the only person pathetic enough for that. now I'm falling in love with a 40 year old lady at my work who is always nice to me while all the stacies ignore me.
post cute girls (males)
>>38262423
Anime has turned you into closet tranny freaks.
I bet you wouldn't mind going to prison because you lust for cock.
Here you go anon, the cutest
daily reminder that liking cute girls (male) is NOT gay
>tfw there were 3 illiterate black kids in my graduating class
I know this shouldn't bother me, but it does. Our fucking country rewards and welcomes mediocrity. While Japanese schools are reaching new ath scores, american liberals are lowering the bar so no one's feefees get hurt when they come up short.
BBCs don't need to read. They were made to breed white sluts, that's all.
This infuriates me. Didn't graduate because 0.5 language credit fail. Moved back to the UK, no American school here. Fucked, royally fucked and have to see chimps I graduated with running around free. Don't even dislike blacks all that much.
Blew 2,000 on coke and booze in the last two months. Now need 20 subs from my mother to survive day to day. How fucked am I?
>tfw best friend dropped out of high school at 17
>tfw I did all 4 years and graduated
>tfw friend didn't attempt college
>tfw I did 3 semesters altogether in college
>tfw friend is way more successful than me in every way
I fell for the education meme. Having a successful life is all about having the confidence and connections to make it so.
Hollywood has gotten to us. being a robot is now equated to being a normie officially
>fat
>virgin
>drools over ugly half-nigger fems
>wears a fedora
>skilled in computers so much that as a fucking 15 year old he can hack a hundred million dollar spidersuit made by the most intense defence corporation
>obsessed with video games
>plays lego at 15
does this mean I can pick up girls now?
They had to make him a darkskinned asian too, fuck this gay earth
>believing in disney tier movies where girls are impressed with some nerd's skills
Fuck Hollywood. They suck
Wagecucks are crying themselves to sleep right now edition
Winelad here. Nipped to wilkos today to pick up 2 more demijohns and some ingredients for my mixed berry wine. Mashed the fruit and added the sugar and some water today and im leaving it overnight to stew. Tomorrow im racking it into a demijohn and using the pulp to make jam. Pic related, its the pulp
>>38262290
Started Fluoxetine on Friday, it's made me almost completely sexually anhedonic. Don't really know what I'm going to do with my free time now.
best body types tbqh
DO NOT FALL FOR THE JOB MEME
if you go to monster.com YOULL BE A MONSTER
I hope you're backing up your data.
Someone's backing it up. It ain't you.
>>38262284
>Someone's backing it up. It ain't you.
someone backed up all our data last month
>>38262337
now what he hell is ekansovi? I'm a noscript user and never saw anything like that.
>>38262284
>monster
>not using indeed
Thisis where you fucked up
>tfw you will never have a childhood love who will grow up to marry you
>tfw you will never be able to show photos like these to your grandkids
Why even live?
I feel like i have no purpose on earth.
it's pretty cool, but it's not the only cool thing, nor is it even the single coolest thing
>>38262278
thought it was a midget couple that randomly grew tall.
>you will never be a man who wears capris