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>>38264239
No anon, I want to be your friend instead.

You're a lovely person and your presence brightens up our day.

You're a faggot.
oregano

>>38264311
originaIly checked

I would see if he wanted to jack off together, rub each other's dicks, rub them together, cum each other's cock and balls that kind of thing.

He did nothing wrong don't worry your stupid normie head
>oh lawd I'm such a narc bitch I just gotta tell the police
Normies busting robot threads are the worst

>>38264184
>tfw replaying NV just doesn't cut it anymore

End my life. Fuck you bethesda

>>38264184
Another? Which one was actually good, anon?

>>38264505
1,2, and NV (mostly)

>>38264158
Hi, anon. What else are you currently playing?

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>>38264280
Hi, I'm really into Black Desert Online right now, what games do you play ?

>>38264308
Oh wow, it looks really cool :3 The last MMORPG I was really into was GW2, but I haven't played that in a while now. I'm playing Rainbow, I suppose. I'm kind of focusing on my single player story centered games right now, but that's really just cos I don't have friends either. Sorry, anon, I'm a bit of a casual gamer.

thanks for reminding me to filter vaping

>>38264148
Nothing.
I just started again last week because I wanna quit tobacco again.
People just have a problem with other people doing things even if it doesn't impact their life in the slightest.

>>38264163
See? You have no argument so you have to filter it.

>$100,000+ a year and just suck a dick once

Who wouldn't do it

>>38264144
Lawsuit, get 7-8 figures easily

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>>38264144
I would gladly let him creampie my throat pussy since I'm a huge fucking sissy faggot.

how to neck gains?

I do my neck exercises daily, m8. I see a little growth so far

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do you even /neckharness/ ?

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>>38264037
C.,

It's as simple as showing up, speaking with a manager, giving him a firm handshake, and handing him your resume. I didn't raise a quitter.

Sincerely,
D.

Z,
I dont know why you cut me out of your life but i miss hanging out. You were pretty much my only friend and life has been much shittier since you ghosted me. fuck you. You could have at least said goodbye.

R.

M

If you're reading this with I highly doubt, just tell me why again, why without even say anything..I just want you to tell me why are you doing it again I don't know if it's your problems or its me, I don't know anymore, I haven't done anything bad, please just come back and tell me what is happening because Im totally lost at this poing and also hurt and dead inside..

S

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>>38263949
That was actually pretty heart warming.

Gettin Origgy with it

>>38263949

I had a group of high school girls flirt with me a few weeks ago and I'm 32. Anythings possible senpei.

Fuck marriage. Fuck procreating.

>>38263914
>Eastern Europe
>pure girls
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>38263914
>start a family
>move to another country

No thanks

>>38263930
*Non slavic Easter Europe

my friend is such good friends with Boxxy that she offered to fly him down to meet her and pay for all of it and he declined

think about that

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seriously though, Boxxy has aged like legendary scotch...am I the only who thinks so?

>>38263951

she was only ever hot in the first video due to myspace angles/makeup

>>38263802
Good thing she didnt discover you using it

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>mike the kike found the dyke bike

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>cum found the dad rag

>>38263702
>facebook
perhaps ask them to take you back, say that you didn't do it intentionally.

Then go back there, normalfag.

>>38263702
Thanks for reminding me to filter facebook

>>38263702
wage war or you're a fag

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Even worse: I'm too dumb for college and too useless to be employable in even the most menial and humiliating jobs. I'm doomed to be a permashut-in NEET loser. Fucking kill me.

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>dropped out after freshman year to take care of my dying dad
>now am 25 and have no college degree making $10/hr helping normietards with their cellphone service ("uhhhhhhhhhh just turn it off then turn it back on")

>>38263663
He deserves it just look at how fucking hot he is. If I were attractive I might be a little jelly, but I know I'm fucking trash so I'm not even playing the same game (life) as him. I'm fine with my anime and pillows.

>>38263652
>just a cowgirl making fun of jigaboos

Whats wrong? Looks like a wifey

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>tfw women would rather fuck dogs than even respond to one of my messages

>>38263682

>Stop being so delusional, even if it was true she would never want you.