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Were not going to make it lads. This is it. This is all we have
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>tfw now I know why my dad became an alcoholic
at least that fucker was able to get gfs and get laid, I can't even get a woman to reply to me
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>>38265021
>This is all we have
That "was" all you "had", but you wasted most of the potential you had by not taking chances; you went for what you saw as "safe" rather than taking risks.
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>>38265065
Wasted potential is the result of having shitty parents that don't discipline you or teach you anything that you need to know to have a chance of succeeding in life. If you don't know that you're doing something wrong, or don't know how to fix your mistakes, then you can't achieve anything.
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>go to bed to try to get some sleep
>wife keeps farting
>can't sleep
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>>38264979
>not burying your face into her ass cheeks and going to sleep breathing her farts
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>>38264979
>being married
you asked for this
also
pls leave normie
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>>38265001
Wtf? No, that's fucking disgusting dude
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Women? What Are Those? 2017-07-10 12:47:59 Post No.38264922
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Are women even worth it anymore?
I want to believe that most of them are ok, but everybody has seen and knows, they hypergamous selfish whores.
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>>38264922
I kinda want Jennifer Lawrence to be a massive bitch to me. I'm just realizing how it would be, especially, if she looked the way she did in that second panel. Fugggg
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>>38264922
>>38265983
*how hot it would be
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>>38264922
Holy shit Lawrence is decaying fast.
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Why isn't this you right now anon? explain yourself
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>>38264911
If you want to fuck, and you are not hot, you will have to pay at least a third of your salary to fuck qt escorts.
And I dont have that kind of money
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Because I'm not Chad
org
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she's raping him with her pussy, that's not right
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>workweek begins again tomorrow
Where are my depressed wagies contemplating suicide this terrible Sunday night?
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Work week began last Thursday for me ;)
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>>38264944
is it full-time though? The pain doesn't end.
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>they give him a weekend
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Why do I feel such a strong connection to Japan?
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>>38264880
Strong erection for Japan *
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>>38264880
You've watched far too much anime probably. Japan isn't really a magical weeb paradise but based off what my Jap uncle has told me it's pretty comfy.
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Just a hypothesis but maybe you played a lot of video games and watched a lot of anime.
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>tfw never made any friends & 22 year old kissless virgin boy. Just came to realiziation that i'm going to be an old person one day & my brain is going to turn off one day & i'll die & i'll waste my life doing nothing but being a lonely person in my room all day
music for this feel pls
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>>38264591
https://youtu.be/sPEsJE15XSs
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>>38264591
your life is your life. Do with it what you want, and/or learn to want what you do. Meditate. Read. Socialize.
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>>38264591
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kqI5fAlv5E&t=37s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9KsvZI98yU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=on4k_pQW5N0
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my parents just kicked me out of the house because i just punched my sister in the face and broke her nose
im officially homeless now so what do i do? im a 26 year old neet whos did nothing in his entire life ive never even had a job
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>>38264536
It's homelessness, then.
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>>38264536
>i just punched my sister in the face and broke her nose
Why did you did that
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either suicide or find a shelter i guess
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Just got my haircut. It was awkward and I look hideous.
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did you have long hair before they dont know how to cut long hair
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>tfw seeing your hairline
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>>38264558
Sadly, yes.
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>late night
>parents gone for weekend
>picking up beer
>waiting in line
>trashy family up at front
>scarlet jofatson yelling at her kid
>kids doing absolutely nothing
>kid wants a pack of starbursts or some shit
>mom screams then slugs her
>parents in line swarming her ass
>cops called
>girl patched up
>put $10 on the counter and left
>sensor went off
>faggots doing donuts in the parking lot
>dipshit swipes other chads mustang
>fight
>get doing muh youtube famous prank grabs eggs
>looks at camera giggling like a dumbass several times
>throws eggs on floor
>forgets to fake slip
>stares at patrons
>runs with camera man
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>it's another "black woman with a cart full of items in the 20-items-or-less express checkout lane" episode
these niggers need to be culled
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all the walmarts near me are really nice and clean, and the employees smile
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Last time I went to shartmart, there was a really tall girl who turned from an aisle and ended up right in front of me, we stared in each other's eyes then she broke eye contact and looked visibly upset. I don't even know why.
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> finally builds enough courage to say hi to the cute girl at work.
> she dismissively says hi and walks away.
what went so wrong bros...mfw 29 and never been in relationship, i never learn
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>>38264504
If you work with her you should have already said that, and should still be saying it regularly, because you work together, not because she's cute and special and you like her.
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>>38264504
She wasn't in a good mood, OP. Try again next time :)
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>>38265073
This actually makes me feel better.
Thanks anon.
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DREAM THREAD: Post your dreams 2017-07-10 12:34:21 Post No.38264495
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DREAM THREAD: Post your dreams
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>I'm in my room and it's fuckin trashed
>realize it's because my autistic brother was looking for something in it
>everything on my computer is rearranged and completely different from how it was
>realize it's because my dumbass brother wanted to find my nudes on my computer
>have that feeling you get when you know you're going to have to do a ton of explaining in a bad situation
>find this malware tier program on my computer my brother used to email my pictures to himself
>somehow go through his profile or whatever for this shitty program and find all his own autistic deviantart tier porn
>gotcha now bitch
>suddenly realize that the whole time this was his room which explains why it felt so foreign to me
>go over to my room
>everything is fine except the light switch was removed and all the electricity is out
>know that something really bad is happening to me
>leave my house to escape
>there's a group of guys hiding outside
>they're the ones who're doing it
>start chasing after them
>grab the lid to a grill that was lit
>try grabbing one of them and smacking them with it and get some info from the guy as to what the fucks going on
>in my underwear the whole time btw
>they escape
>notice two of my friends looking at me like i'm a psycho
>"what're you doing anon haha"
>start yelling at them asking wtf is happening to me
>they're just like "what're you talking about, bro"
>we walk off and I'm kinda yelling and rambling about thinking i'm going crazy
>they're just like "Yeah whatever, bro"
>start hoping this is a dream and feel a little better but also doubt that it's a dream
>yelling that this is a dream and I can do anything
>they're reaction is the same
>figure that if I bite my thumb and feel it then it's real life
>bite my thumb and it's a kind of dull, numb feeling
>still not sure if it's a dream
>finally wake up
it was rough, bros. I don't usually have bad dreams but this was horrifying. Felt like my whole life was crumbling irl
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all my dreams are about fuckin my ex or underage children
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>dream i'm riding a bmx in a dirt track with my dad
>dream my uncle stabs me to death
>dream i'm banging a female friend that i find pretty annoying
what do any of these mean?
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>dream that I'm in a David Lynch movie
>a dream about being a movie that's probably about dreams
You can post in this thread only if you're drunk or high.
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anyone else get that feel where they don't feel drunk so they keep drinking, and then the next thing they know they wake up in the morning not remembering what they did the night prior?
it's even worse when your hangover kicks in at noon in the middle of work
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>woke up at 10am
>first thing I did was pour a glass of Jameson
>fell asleep around 12 because day drinking
>woke up around 3pm
>first thing I did was pour a glass of Jameson
I know this is exactly how my dad killed himself but I genuinely don't give a fuck seeing as im a an undesirable failure
>tfw only started picking up the liquor again because I'm down to my last few milligrams of morphine
>and I don't know if hash oil will get me through the withdrawals
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My buzz is wearing off help!
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Tell me about the first girl you fell in love with, /r9k/.
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Cliche as fuck for /r9k/ but
>me, ugly fat beta virgin
>her, hot grill
>friendzoned
>starts fucking chad
>I get depressed
>take the 2d pill
>pretty sure i'm gay now
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She was a virgin until we started dating and she enjoyed cooking + baking, and was fairly intelligent, as well as fun to have sex with and open to trying new stuff in bed with me. Also her parents got along with me swimmingly and they had no problems letting me spend the night at their house or being there with their daughter while they weren't home.I broke up with her because I wasn't good enough for her and she refused to admit/acknowledge it
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Her name was Summer. She was a blonde, Australian ballerina with a cute accent. I couldn't stand that she ate vegemite sandwiches.
I met her in pre-k, and she was my "girlfriend" until 4th grade, one year after I switched schools. Kids used to sing that "sittin' in a tree" song about us. We had a lot of playdates and would hang out on the playground and play pretend. Games where she was a princess or something and I rescued her. I used to get pissed off at her because she insisted on these fucked-up endings to our games where everybody died. Looking back, that's a keeper. She came over to my place to use the pool and swim, and we'd go to places like the arcade and on rollercoasters and shit together.
I still have a Christmas card from her with a bunch of little x's and 'os all over it. We used to nuzzle noses and give each other butterfly kisses.
I miss her.
>red flags for females
she fucking listens to rap. pic fucking related.
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>>38264292
>the guy on the floor
literally me
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That's me on the left lads
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I support this.
Cuck