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how to avoid getting STDs? I know Im clean but how do you know the other person is
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>>38270206
do it with a virgin
best chance is a high schooler
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>>38270206
normalshits get tested regularly at places like Planned Parenthood and they get little "good boy/girl cards" so they can confirm to whomever they hook up with that they're clean
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>>38270206
use condor I guess. Or just don't have sex or touch anybody else. Not that hard
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AGE CONSENT THREAD
Reminder that Chad can objectify girls, treat them like shit, and get away with it, but if you try to have a relationship with a girl under 18, soceity ruins your life.
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If it bleeds, it's fair game.
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You girls are fat and have nothing to do.
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as they should. you degenerates need to fuck off and date women your own age
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Dump em niggas
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go to >>>/s/
This board isn't for image dumps
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Just walk away nigga.
Come back when you got money
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>>38270163
Jelly nigger
So is Internet culture as we knew it basically dead at this point? Just 10 years ago we had
>Newgrounds
>YTMND
>YTPs
>SomethingAwful
>Albinoblacksheep
>Classic CWC
>Encyclopedia Dramatica
>Creepypasta fad just starting out, most of the classics being made during this time
>/b/ rage comics/troll physics comics
What the fuck happened? What even passes as Internet culture now?
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>>38270120
>What even passes as Internet culture now?
Cash me outside girl.
Fucking normies came onto the internet and ruined it like they ruin everything they ever fucking touch.
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>>38270120
what passes as major internet culture now is what ever flavor of the month meme normalfags like and that's really it but op you know you can still go on newgrounds and a few of those other sites the only difference is that there just not as popular now
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Encyclopedia Dramatica is still up
Was it supposed to be better back then?
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I was going to loose my virginity but...
>have a bit of a short cock, still barely usable size, 5,5 inches
>the only thing I have confidence is my girth, 7 inches
>girl sees cock
>tries to suck it
>tells me she thinks it's too thick and calls it off
So yeah I lost confidence in the last thing I was confident about and did not get laid. Might as well start drinking
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>have 5 inch
>pathetic girth
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>>38270097
>still barely usable size, 5,5 inches
lol what
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>>38270254
Even up to 6 inches is pushing it, my dude.
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What's it like to work in Jack-In-The-Box?
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probably shit bro
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how many people do you usually work with at Jack-In-The-Box?
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>>38270759
probably a lot bro
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>he wears autism shoes
w-why can't i get laid?
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>he makes autism threads
w-why can't i get laid??
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>he makes autistic replies
w-why can't i get laid??
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>he's full-blown autistic
w-why can't i get laid??
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The life of a scamming trap 2017-07-10 05:55:36 Post No.38270016
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The life of a scamming trap
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>be me
>feminine betafag that everyone thought was gay
>neglected with few friends because I live in a conservative country town
>out of high school and need money for college
>hatch a master plan
>call high school friend who actually acceped me
>she was a senior when I was freshy scum
>she works at a gay bar and prepares men for drag (dress them to look like women with makeup, brest implants, etc.)
>call her and tell her the plan to con a son of the father of a rich and greedy Christian family that lives in town
>tell her I need her expertise
>she dresses me up to look like a sexy country cow girl (nice tits, flannel shirt, jeans
>damn I actually look hot in the mirror
>create an account on Christian mingle as Flora
>say I love god and want to be a house wife that can cook, clean, and take care of the family I want so bad
>the bait is set
>get tons of requests from older men saying they want to meet me for dinner and talk about our future
>respond with a simple "taken hun"
>more requests
>not him
>*ding* found ya you greedy asshole
>friend gets me ready (we're room mates now because she needed one)
>go to dinner at a super fancy with this fat rich cunt in his 30's called chuck ( remember I look like a 20 year old cow girl)
>trophy wife mode engage (I took 6 semesters of drama looks like its going to pay off)
>have to speak in female voice I've been practicing
>dinner goes well and we agree to go out again some time
>Several more dinners and we start "dating"
>he takes me over to his house so his parents can approve of me
>this is going to be interesting
>friend gets me dressed up in really fancy cloths and puts tons of perfume on me
>it's go time
>go over to his parents house expecting a easy evening
>chuck introduces me to his parents
>his mom speaks up and says let's have me cook what's for dinner
>oh shit
>chicken fried steak and corn on the cob
>the corn is easy but how the fuck am I going to do chicken fried steak?!?!
Cont?
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>>38270016
might as well you loony faggot
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>chicken fried steak
Americans lmao
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>>38270016
>i can cook
>i cant cook
looks like you fucked yourself
just show him your boipussy and everything will fix itself
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>Be me
>19 years old just finished high school
>Started a year late.
>Best friend, call him jake, breaks up with girlfriend of one year, call her Miranda.
>Miranda and I are close friends.
>Jake goes on trip to Germany.
>Starts partying super hard, sends pics of him with girls.
>Miranda starts to hit me up.
>Lets chill.
>Okay.
>Go out to lunch today.
>Hey anon, no one's home at you house right?
>Nope.
>Lets go watch a movie.
>Beta me thinks, sure, I'm down for a movie.
>Watching some horror movie.
>6/10 but had jump scares.
>Miranda starts rubbing up on me.
>Feelsgoodman.jpeg
>After movie ends we are sitting there saying nothing, just kind of holding each other.
>Suddenly Miranda leans in and kisses me.
>Don't do anything.
>Later, take Miranda home before she gets out of car she leans over, kisses me on cheek, and says, "you should have made a move."
>"So what now", I ask.
"Invite me over for another movie."
Ok guys, here's my issue. I feel super bad about instantly hooking up with Miranda after Jake left the country. It's breaking the bro code. Especially since they have been dating for so long. On the other hand, Miranda is awesome, she def wants to get it on, and it's kind of a dream scenario. Fuck the friend zone, she straight up told me that if I go for it I am in. She even looked past my betaness. What do I do?
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Go for it. There will never EVER be another opportunity like this
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>>38270069
i agree, brother.
take a run at this one.
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They broke up. It's not like she's cheating. Just do it man.
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Unpleasant memories thread 2017-07-10 05:55:03 Post No.38270006
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Unpleasant memories thread
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>5th grade
>fat fuck
>walking home from school
>random kid punches me in the stomach and laughs
>one of his friends says, "dude, don't hurt him"
>he replies, "no, it's cool. fat people can't feel anything."
>they walk away laughing as I writhe in pain on the ground
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>age 13
>mom beats the shit out of me almost every day
>mom takes the door off of my bedroom and bathroom because I'm not allowed to have privacy
>mom sells almost everything I had, which was already very little
>some kid who would also beat the shit out of my almost every day and lived down the street got my playstation, almost all my CDs and a shitload of my clothes
>threw almost everything besides the playstation in the trash
>beatings and lack of privacy continues, except this time I have nothing
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>age 10
>cat's been missing for a while
>come home one day
>THAT smell has been getting stronger
>find the cat's dead body in the basement
>start sobbing
>mom tells me to shut the fuck up, calls me a faggot for having feelings
>makes me throw the cat in the trash
>cat literally falls apart in my hands, is covered in maggots and flies
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oh this thread again
here we go..
>be in HS
>toilet at the school was comfy af
>I sometimes visit the toilet just to sit there and think about life
>one day during break time I went there and holy shit I fucking fell asleep
>skipped half of the lesson after break
>surprisingly no one came to look for me since maybe I'm a useless crap and no one even cares about me
>came to class
>teacher asked why I was late
>couldn't come up with anything so I just said that I fucking shitted in the toilet
>whole class laughs
good thing I wasn't punished or anything for skipping half of the lesson since taking a shit is kinda important and it's better than shitting in the class.
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what are your favorite frozen/canned foods or foods that require minimal prepatation? i really like these.
whats the best place to order bulk snacks/drinks and prepackaged food online? preferably in bulk. i want to never leave my house and also never cook.
they must deliver takis.
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I like eating canned peaches/pears with cottage cheese.
>tfw not allowed to eat anything remotely tasty or normal because I am not Chad and women will not treat me like a human being until I torture myself because even eating canned fruit has sugar in it and im not allowed to be a fat shit but women have all the entitlement in the world to be fat and eat whatever sugary foods they want
yeah...cottage cheese.
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>>38269950
You can still eat tasty food. Just eat less of it fatass
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>>38269924
I really like Stouffer's lasagna.
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Alright folks, when i wake up im gonna pick up some acid. (its gonna be my first time doing it)
Any advice from you individuals who have done acid before?
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Be in a room where you are comfortable, no bright lights/sounds/etc. Don't do it on an empty stomach, and don't take too much, you can always take more. On that note, don't take some then 20 minutes later think you didn't take enough and take more. It takes a while for you to get into it, and that is a common mistake, thinking you need more too quickly, which will lead to you taking too much and having a really bad time.
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Don't bother, it's one big spook
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>>38269915
Don't have a set plan, just go with the flow. Try and get as much nature exposure you can. If you listen to music be careful with the lyrics cause you will see yourself sitting down writing those lyrics and feeling those emotions at the time you are writing them.
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>shake down, 1979
>cool kids never have the time
>on a live wire right up off the street
>you and i... should meet
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>junebug, skippin' like a stone
>with the headlights pointed at the dawn
>we were sure we'd never see an end
>to it all
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*plays Hummer*
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>>38269904
THE STREET HEATS
THE URGENCY OF SOUND
AS YOU SEE, THERE'S NOOOO-OOONE AROUND
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Would you date a fat girl with small tits?I would
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As long as she's not much more fat than this at the maximum. Maybe not any more fat than this. woman boobs are woman boobs, big or small.
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>>38269890
Sure, why not. Big tits always look misshapen.
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>tfw no Michelin gf
>scolded at work again for being dumb
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u need to learn to leave you autism at the door like the rest of us
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>>38269888
if you can leave it at the the door it's not real autism. also nice trips.
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>Anon, you need to pick up the pace. You've been here for a while, so you should know how to do this by now. You're working too slowly.
>Anon, you've been here for weeks, what do you mean you "don't get it?" It's not that hard. You just DO IT.
>Hi Anon, can you stay after work for a few minutes? Thanks.
>Sorry but we just don't think that you're a good fit for our workplace. Here's your unemployment information, pick up your things from your locker. No, you don't have to finish the week. You can just go.