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We all deserve to die unceremonious deaths and burn in hell forever.
We are all worthless cowards who should to be raped and killed in public, thrown into a random ditch with everyone else, pumped full of rancid AIDS-riddled cum and shame, then tortured in the depths of hell forever after.

Human beings were a huge mistake. God abandoned us a long time ago. We deserve the absolute worst.
This planet is unsalvageable. Kill yourselves as soon as possible.

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What are your fetishes, anons? Whether they be weird or normal, I wanna hear them. Mine are pretty simple.

>asians taking showers
>pantyjobs <3
>intense oral
>sometimes rough fucking

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Who were the greatest /r9k/ posters of all time?

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I just found out Cathy Heaven, my new favourite pornstar I've been obsessed with for the last week, has an escort service holy fucking shit. I can fuck my favourite pornstar for only 500 dollars an hour. Should I go for it, bros?

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I turn 29 today. I'm a kissless hugless handholdless virgin.

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ITT post whatever's on your mind or you want to get off your chest

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At this point trying to keep fembots out is futile, if you think that women could ever be miserable or lonely enough to belong here you're too fucking stupid to ever have your mind changed.

HOWEVER, one thing that we can acknowledge is the pure unfiltered malice that the women who come here possess, one thing all robots need to realize is that the women on this board come here purely to torment and harm vulnerable robots, we need to point this out more frequently, because most women who come here are unapologetic and in many cases frank and honest in their reason for being here.

Many fembots have been molested, so in an attempt to get back at the men who have supposedly caused them to suffer they attempt to cause as much mental agony to men as possible, in many cases with the clear intent to kill them.

What I'm saying is that we shouldn't waste our time talking about how "fembots" aren't robots and can't be miserable, but instead focus on the pure sadism and unfiltered malice a woman would have to have to come here.

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If you have any respect for yourself DO NOT download Tinder.

If you truly think that this application will be the one to finally dig you out of your deep fucking ditch and kickstart your sex life, you are very wrong.

You will swipe and swipe on everything that isn't old and under 5/10, you will "super like" average girls who are looking for a serious relationship, but you won't match with any of them. You'll swipe for days until the application can't find anyone else in your area, and you are actually so bored of swiping that you'll eventually start swiping right on literally everyone. Still, no matches.

>"huh, I guess no one uses it at this time"
>"Well I guess I have to match with SOMEONE right?"
>"Well I thought it was a nice photo of me, it's definitely the best I have and I think I look quite attractive"

Well, you may actually have taken the nicest photo of you possible but it still won't matter. You will soon come to the realization that not even the ugliest women you swipe right on will find you attractive.

This app will cut to the core of you and destroy your perception of women, and most importantly yourself.

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dubs decides what I fap to
gogogo

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How do I stop being so fucking anxious and awkward? I can't even talk in a voice chat without sweating my ass off and sounding like a disabled little girl

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invite me to a discord nigga

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>tfw KHV autist
>tfw you feel insufferably ugly although Chad says you are naturally qt
>tfw too much of a cheapskate to buy any makeup at all, use same tools for self grooming from high school
>tfw you only want a robot bf
>tfw you are too much of a beta fuck to message any of them let alone tell them your gender
>tfw robots write you off as a Roastie slut despite never having a bf, not caring at all for appearance, and being KHV
>tfw your small group of weebs all openly admit they Value me as a friend and I look like the perfect person
>don't date me because "valuing" of friendship
>Iust want to be loved by someone outside of your family
>tfw you are too much of a beta outcasted loser to chase any guys
>Only consolation is the fact that you aren't alone and your body pillow.
END IT

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I regret the 6 fucking miserable years I spent in university

Waste of my fucking youth

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What is your honest opinion on camgirls?

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Which one's are better? Pros and cons? Your personal opinions?