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>tfw forgot to take the cash after withdrawing at the ATM
>run back and find it was gone
Whoever took it had better spend it on something good
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Dont worry senpai I once lost a wallet with about 2.5k.
The worst thing is I will never find out whether it was stolen because I retardedly forgot to take it out of my jacket and left it for hours unchecked at uni dressing room or because I accidentally dropped it when paying for a train ticket, which has happened before
I bet that cunt who took it had the biggest shit eating grin on his face when he looked at my ID before throwing it in the trash
Its comforting to know Im not the only one retarded with money
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>>38274278
Oh sorry, but your story does makes me feel a bit better
Why'd you have 2.5k in the wallet?
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>>38274481
I had to pay for tuition. The money wasnt the main issue really its knowing how much of a fuck up I am what pissed me the most.
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IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGGGGHTTTTT
EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD GOOD GOOD TIME
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No one likes these threads. Kill yourself.
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RUNNIN THROUGH THESE HOES LIKE DRAINO I GOT THAT DEVILISH FLOW
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Going to sage because the meme is low quality
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MY CAT IS LITERALLY PLAYUING A CAT AND MOUSE GAME 2017-07-10 10:45:31 Post No.38273983
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MY CAT IS LITERALLY PLAYUING A CAT AND MOUSE GAME
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It's got a mouse stuck behind a salvador dali painting of mine and it's been a stale mate for five minutes. The cat has both can only cover one exit at once but the same rule goes for the mouse, they've been running back and forth from exit to exit for some time now.
who will win?
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Cat will win, it is the superior beast
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>>38274000
well, the mouse finally decide to bolt out the left side and the cat was right on it's tail.
I think the problem is my cat isn't playing to the death, it's playing catch and release. Anyway, the mouse went under the stove now and that's a safe zone for it, but it can't stay there forever. It's only way out now is to hope it can sneak out when my cat is bored but cats see everything and there is only one escape route.
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a stray cat has entered my house
player two has entered the game
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I have an idea that can potentially work for us neets. You know how real estate is extremely overpriced nowadays. What we neets can do is work on some garbage jobs who will take us and wait for our parents to die. Once that happens we will inherit the 1+ million dollar house. Then we can sell it and rent a cheap place with good internet and live like kings for the rest of our lives. What is your opinion on my master plan?
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It's dumb but as long as it gets you to work and realize how the adult work worlds I'm happy
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>>38274007
Why do you think my idea is dumb?
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bump pls respond origgniakaqsd
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back again today,
Who else here /starving/?
Got bored of eating and lost the will to do it, on 5 days now, AMA and share your experience/s
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are you fasting?
that blows, go get some taco bell that shit is delicious
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>>38273988
Not really, i mean i'm drinking water so technically but it's not for a reason.
kek, if i ate something like that right now i'd die from re-feeding syndrome, doesn't sound too bad though
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>>38273962
>Who else here /starving/?
I'm not quite on your level, but I have no motivation to eat. I eat enough to not die.
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>be horny
>want to fap
>"I'll go out tonight and get me some girl"
>fap
>"lmao, can't believe I wanted to go out and make a fool of my self and go through all that hussle"
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>>38273927
>"I'll go out tonight and get me some girl"
Normalfag.
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>be horny
>refuse to fap and think about something else
>transcend
maybe if you tried that you wouldn't have embarrassing normie thoughts like going out at night to have drinks and fuck pussy
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>>38273927
>"I'll go out tonight and get me some girl"
How the fuck do normies manage to do this?
It would be an impossible task for a sperg like me. Where the fuck do you even find girls? Bars? Why would you want to have anything to do with a bar slag?
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Who's in the wrong here?
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both have got sticks up their arses
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>wearing cosplays that are inherently sexy
cool
>wearing a sexy version of a cosplay as a camwhore
sure whatever
>wearing a sexy version of something that isnt sexy and calling it cosplay
no. that's called a slutty halloween costume.
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>>38273829
They are both fucking nerds but red is neckbeard tire here.
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Can bitter flat-chested cunts even really be considered women? Have you ever met a flatty who WASN'T a frigid stuck-up bitch? They are all cold angsty emotionless ""people"".
They lack all the sexually dimorphic distinguishing features of a woman. These wooden boards can't even be considered women, they are more akin to sexless eunuchs or castrated boys. They are disgusting abominations against nature.
All flat-chested "women" should not be allowed to reproduce and be forcibly sterilised.
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t. jealous obese titcow
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I enjoy having a flat chest. having fat tits is easy mode because tits are always seen as feminine. Girls with flat chest who are able to still look sexy and confident are preddy hot tbqh. I hope this picture causes this thread to 404
t. Negro Colombian chestlet
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>>38273951
Post proof or it didn't happen
Also how the fuck is a negress a chestlet? How do your genes fuck up that badly
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Why the heck do some people think it's a bad thing to be a KHV neet? Rubbing your genitals together with someone or being a wage slave really means nothing in the grand scheme of this incredible universe
I love my life
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>>38273774
Because it's a dead end biologically and socially and that's how most people ascribe meaning to their life.
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Honestly, if I ever meet a beautiful true love, I will maybe have sex with her, when we're ready to have kids. But I don't see why people think mere sex is so important
So far I haven't met any women who flirted with me or showed any signs of liking me, but that's okay with me, it gives me more time to enjoy the sweet freedom of single life
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>>38273836
But I'm only 19, and many KHVs are still young, why should we be excepted to have kids so young? Plus I can just donate to a sperm bank if I don't find a wife
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How to get fake ID's? 2017-07-10 10:25:59 Post No.38273766
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How does one acquire a fake ID?
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I know a guy who owns a machine that they use to make them that will do fakes for commission
As a friendless robot however I truly do not know
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>>38273786
Thanks for the comment though :)
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Bumpo le niggo
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Good feels. Share what made you happy recently /fit/ 2017-07-10 08:26:13 Post No.38273741
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Good feels. Share what made you happy recently /fit/
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>supposed to lose virginity to the girl im love with yesterday
>couldnt get hard coz nervous
she doesnt know im a virgin
>we laugh it off, but when we continue watching tv i look serious and seem cold
>gf kept asking me if something is wrong
>tell her everything is fine
it actually is fine, i was just a bit pissed at myself
>she asks me this a few more times coz i did come off cold looking back
>fear she's gonna take what happened as a comment on her
>a bit later i walk her halfway home and we part
>today we text
>yesterdays situation comes up
>decide to explain how guys minds work sometimes and that its just nerves
>tell her it has nothing to do with her
>says she got really bummed because she thought i was bothered by her
>says it just spiraled into negative thoughts and made her feel really bad
>tell her that its nerves and nothing else
>tell her that im in love with her from the moment we met and that i love her body and her soft smooth skin and that no other girl can compare to her and that she couldnt bother me if she tried
>just wanted to let her know how i feel
>we continue talking for a bit, then stop
>resume in 2h
>we talk and convo leads to how we met and how perfect we are for each other
>talk about all the silly things we did and thought and the stuff we are yet to do, coz we're in it for the long run
>cute stuff
>mention what was going through my head the one time she fucked up a bit and how i was questioning stuff
>she says that i have nothing to worry about, its too late now coz i mean to much to her and that we'll be together fora long time
>say thats nice to hear
>says "did you think you're the only person in love in this relationship?"
>tfw
>sperg out a bit and justify myself by telling her im having a rush of happiness
>she laughs and asks if i want to hang out at my place tomorrow
>yes i do
I also pulled off a one rep of 275lbs on the bench that day, which is quite impressive to me because i started off with 90lbs 8 months ago
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Nice blog you've got there faggot, why don't you go bleach your asshole
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>>38273742
so that i can repel actual homosexuals like yourself with my hairy brown asshole
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>>38273742
jealous incel detected
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Did your parents ever cheat on each other?
>Be 12
>Parents have been fighting for awhile
>Don't know why exactly
>One day while coming back from school dad spots a car
>Its my friend's dad's car
>starts chasing it
>"There's your mom with her bf, anon."
>Spend next 2 minutes speeding through quiet suburban neighbourhood chasing the car
>They divorce the next year
>Same year my dad introduces my sister and I to his daughter
>He had her 4 years prior
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I'm pretty sure my parents haven't had sex with each other for 25 years never mind anyone else
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I'm sorry to hear that, friendo. Please enjoy this image of Simba and Nala from the classic childhood film Lion King.
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enjoy this picture of a cute animal
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If more women are having sex than ever before thanks to womens liberation why are there so many male virgins?
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>>38273660
>they're all having sex with the same group of men
God, how new are you?
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>>38273668
This, only nu male cucks believe more women being sluts means more betas getting laid.
The fact is, female liberation means that girls dont need to marry ugly/plain guys to live a decent life. They can fuck whoever they want, whenever they want, without consequences.
They choose hot guys, because thats who they want to fuck.
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>>38273660
It's so unfair lads
I don't even need sex , just let me serve you and kiss your feet
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People will make so many mental gymnastics to dodge the simple truth, especially asian women who gain the most from perpetuating the lie. But the truth is simple. Everyone finds asian men ugly, everyone finds asian women and white men attractive. Of course asian women and white men are going to go for each other.
You think you got it hard as a white incel, you don't know shit. Every time I go out I see asian female white man couples, its like constantly reminded of being cucked.
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White man Asian women is also the most arrogant combination.
Thats a recipe for destruction
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I'm gay and I find at least 12 asian men attractive
maybe even more, I don't really meet or find many asian men by living indoors all day
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arret place
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Daily reminder that you are a fundamentally flawed person and you deserve to suffer
You will always be miserable
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>Daily reminder that you are a fundamentally flawed person and you deserve to suffer
>You will always be miserable
Yeah I know, why do you think I take liquid morphine and Jameson
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>>38273603
When Islam takes over the west, you lose the right to vote and you become property of your husband who literally bought you from your father.
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>>38273603
I'm not, though. I go to the gym, eat right, am 6'1, have a big dick, my parents both love me and I have a nice group of friends. I also live in Norway, the best country in the world. I wouldn't say I'm prefect but I'm far from "fundamentally flawed".