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apparently there is billions of people in the world
so at least 500 million or more women
that's a big number right? you imagine a football stadium full of like 100,000 people. thats a lot of stadiums full of women.
Yet most of us can't even get 1 woman, just 1, to unvirgin us.
why is this the case robots? really roasting my almonds lately.
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>>38275921
Why would you need women if you have cute waifus like your pic ?
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>>38275965
because the images in the hard drive only do so much anon.
you begin to start realizing the damage you are doing to yourself, the happy illusions fade, all that is left is the void of despair
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>>38275921
Imagine there's a stadium full of women, and two guys, one is you and the other a Chad. Probably women will kill each other to secure the single Chad and you will be just invisible as always.
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So I just broke up with my first love after 6 months, I am gonna be ok r-right robots?
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You'll be fine OP. r9k is always there for you.
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Don't worry, time heals all wounds :)But it won't stop the dreams
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>>38275914
Have you tried smoking weed and jacking off thinking about her? It's ace! I think it helps.
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Am i supposed to kill these cats? Theyre killing the birds I feed during the afternoon. I think Im gainimg their trust
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kick it in the face
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>>38275911
No you jeep the cats. The birds dont give a shit about you and are using you for food. Just like women.
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Cats are natural predators. Shouldnt get mad at them for doing something they are biologicaly programmed to do. Thats like geting mad at a monkey for eating bananas off your banana tree,or geting pissed that a snake eats all your rats. Piss off,stupid kid. Sheesh.
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Is there point in wearing braces if you are 28yo?
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>>38275869
Just get invisalign
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I never smile so it doesn't matter.
>>38275908
For like 2000. Not worth it.
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>>38275908
I do not really care if its visible, I could have full terminator metal braces and I would not give a single fuck because I am so ugly that it will not make me any less appealing.
I just wonder if its still worth it if you body is not growing any longer, maybe they are trying to jew me.
There is a big difference between braces at age of 14 and age of 28, because if you are using braces during puberty it may fix your face aesthetic, slightly fix chin etc.
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>tfw dicklet
any painless suicide methods?
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>>38275824
That's an attractive looking dick though
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>>38275824
I'd suck this cute cock.
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>>38275824
>tfw 6 inch micropenis
Why live
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Older sister is going to be a grandparent at 32
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Hahaha you're a shit eating fag hahaha
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>>38275705
It takes a slut to raise a whore
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>>38275705
in my country, thats the average age
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>2017
>still no treatment for autism
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I just want to act like a normie and get bitches to fuck me, it's fucking unfair how all these ugly normies are getting laid easily while i'm above average and can't even talk to girls
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>not taking your autism meds because you forgot they exist again
anon please... your family is worried about you
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>>38275616
>autism meds
???
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>still thinking there is a cure
Ha ha, you fool. Autism is the embodiment of your being. You can pretend to be a normie, you can learn all of their ways of behaving, all the subtle mannerisms, the canned phrases and repetitive dialog, but at the end of the day, it's all one big act. You cannot be "yourself" around others, because YOU are the autism incarnate. It is woven into the very fabric of your being, your incessant need to fiddle around with objects, your desire to make weird noises and say inappropriate things, the fact that you can't look a person in the eyes without some level of discomfort, it is inescapable no matter how much you pretend.
So keep on learning the extremely complex web of interactions that make up the normie world and maybe you can be a good enough actor to make the cut and infiltrate them, with all of the status, friends and gf that entails. But know at the end of the day, you will be stricken with the deep desire to just be alone, because putting up such a front is tiring and you need to recover. Because you're still autistic.
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>has hazel eyes and black hair
>calls himself white
Baby, you're Arab, not white
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>they sent the divide and conquer shills to /r9k/ as well
lmao
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>>38275566
I'm Arab? Gee, that would explain why I speak Arabic and have an Arabic name, and both my parents speak Arabic and have Arab names. Thanks for telling me I'm an Arab anon, I didn't know that before!
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>>38275578
Is is news to you that Jews and French aren't white? Stop being cucked
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how do you feel about social scientists who come to 4chan for research?
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They've been studying us for years and still haven't figured out that this place is just shitpost and fun. I read articles on this place and they always get it wrong. I honestly think they're just fucking with us at this point and saying nonsense to "troll" us.
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What about the feds that are forced to lurk here?
>a government agent most likely browsed with you and was forced to hide his chuckles upon seeing a shitpost
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>>38275613
ayy non ant version
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my sister is downstairs having fun with her bitch normie stacy friends and they're making so much fucking noise i can't study or sleep.
i'm this close to going in their and paving one of their heads in to the ground i'm not even kidding, i don't care what happens. or maybe if i make enough of a fuss about the noise they'll feel guilty and leave, ruining my sister's night
i just hate women so fucking much, i'm not even memeing or being ironic, i despise them, like they are rats but more infectious. fucking loud whores with no concept of other people, all they care about is their own personal enjoyment, fucking trash subhumans i hate women so so sooooooo fucking much this hate is driving me crazy, i honestly feel a burning desire to just burst in there with a glock (if i had one)
>inb4 "Hurr durr just go have sex with them"
No! i know at least one retard will respond with this. I'm past the stage of desperately wanting sex or being bitter at not having sex, the hatred for women has permanently set in and it's what defines me now,
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>implying you'll willingly go with thirty feet of them
get raped by a cactus
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>>38275547
Just tell them to keep it down a little, how hard can it be? At least give them a chance to respect you.
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Bro just b urself and hv sex with em
>5'6"
>Baby faced and get mistaken for a teenager
People are quite literally biologically programmed to disrespect me, and women are biologically programmed to find me repulsive. Currently considering suicide. Why even live?
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>>38275489
you should I am also considering
5.7 here
baby faced and people around me start staring at me when I light a cigarette in public
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>>38275573
Imagine the look on their face when you pull out one of these
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>>38275573
Yeah, normies are fucking retarded. Do they genuinely think that you'd risk doing that in public if you weren't actually old enough to buy cigarettes? They do the same shit to me when I go to bars. I've had bartenders joke endlessly about my young looks. I get that people use fake IDs to buy alcohol, but it's still fucking annoying.
>>38275612
Hickok45's chad blaster 5000
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>alarm goes off
>"REEEE REEE REEE, oh, it's just my alarm"
>bitch mom forces me to have one so i don't sleep past 1
>remember it's tendie tuesday
>a smug grin cracks into my face
>heave 460lb body out of bed and zoom down stairs
>catch mummy just as she's about to leave
>"MUMMY IT'S TENDIE TUESDAY GET ME TENDIES OR YOU HAVE TO FIGHT ME AGAIN"
>she winces and sheds a tear knowing how close she was
>"a-anon, i'm already late i have to go or mr. sheckleburg wil-"
>she already sees me nervously whining
>"sorry anon i have to go"
>charge her but the bitch dodges and flees to her room and locks the door
>i run up to it and pound on it
>YOU'RE GOING TO JAIL, BITCH YOU'RE GOING TO JAIL FOR ABUSING YOUR LITTLE BOY REEEEEEE WHEN I GET IN THERE YOU ARE FUCKING DEAD, DO YOU HEAR ME, BITCH!? DEAD!
>pass out from too much exercise
>wake up, she's gone
>groan, scream and tear the carpet out as i lay on the floor in despair
>plan to get back at her with what little sense i have in my primal rage
>throw that idea out, decide if i play nice good boy she'll reward me with tendies
>put blanket over torn carpet outside her room
>throw piss bottles out
>here the door jiggling
>put on my best good boy smile and wait for her to open it
>two cops walk in with her
>"that him?"
>"yes, take him away please for god's sake"
>teehee! who are these men, mommy?
>trying to contain the rage in me
>"yer gonna come with us son?"
>cry and kick but they muscle me to the car anyway
>a week passes and i stay in an institute
>have to go to a trail, they make me dress funny
>court ruled that i was innocent and had me plea insanity
>get to go home with mommy and she gets a fee for owning degenerate weed
>give her the papowee of a life time when we get home
>her head cracked on the tile floor and she wouldn't get up
>eventually the landlord came and found her
>authority's find me hiding behind couch, crying
>get sent to a home with other special people
>THERE ARE NO TENDIES HERE
>mfw
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truly a modern tale of woe and longing
6/10
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>tfw relatable
being a fatbot sucks
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>>38275448
>>THERE ARE NO TENDIES HERE
Well at least you have internet access, apparently.
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who is she. i see her once in a blue moon but every time i see her i feel happy. ive heard her been called pipi and know shes based off of some japanese moss mascot.
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im dumping more of her. help me based anons
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>>38275446
ebin rare origins of pipi
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horrendously shameless self-bump
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What is she trying to convey to us with this expression? What did she mean by this?
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That bitch is bad
why do you guys dislike negro women again?
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>>38275426
>What is she trying to convey to us with this expression?
I regret this.
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It means she's getting her pussy BLEACHED
>go to monster.com
>BECOME a monster
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What did he mean by this? I don't trust Sammy and the boys enough to go there.
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>>38275475
Wagecucks are souless beings
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>>38275475
>"He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And if you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you."
-Aldolf Hitler
(leader of the Nazis, the german version of the republicans, which Drumpf is, they were wicked racist)