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>>38278601
You can only be racist to people. Paddies aren't people.

>>38278601
>gingers are a race
>inb4 outdated racial pseudo-science

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because normies always want a scapegoat, somebody to laugh and make jokes at at the party. once doing that to blacks, gays and other minorities, red haired people became next.
funny thing is one of the signs of very pure germanic heritage

gingerbros need to unite and form a colony

>>38278569
>Robot
>Having a phone
Pick one.

I have a Galaxy S5. The government pays for it.

iphone 4. I never really use it so no direct need to upgrade.

>>38278515


You mean muh jb folder? No way bitch

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But Sagiri is literally perfect.

REEEEE
Don't bring that topic up!
They are my babies!

i think you're overreacting a bit

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Caution to all viewers and people. Be merry and underway. It's just bait.

>>38278513
>worrying about /lgbt/posting
there's literally only 1 tranny thread up and only 2 dick threads up right now.
I think the femanon and "my gf" threads are more of a problem

>>38278373
what?... explain this explain this now

That's kind of interesting. What kind of illnesses do you have?

>>38278373
how old are you right now? your birth sounds like its a miracle case

>>38278367
>10 years ago
>7th grade rockstar of a kid
>hs bullying can wait a few years
>grades are amazing
>dad telling me that with my grades I'll get to be a google programmer or I'll be managing the normies who are in class with me
>fast forward
>dad now wants me to spend my week standing around taking cleaning the fryer and mopping the floors for an obese female McDonalds manager

>>38278367
Really starting to like this meme

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1. Speak with the manager
2. Look him in the eye
3. Uphold the firm handshake
4. Hand him your resume

>in a latin country
>hear this shit 24/7
I hate it

>>38278289
subhuman spic

>>38278315
Cry louder /pol/tard.

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>>38278271
Intriguing, anon. Do go on...

interracial gangbang (blacks on innocent white)

You can't go wrong with Pokegirls, Dawn, Korrina, Lillie is all good.

>>38278270

>Go shopping with someone else.

>Plan ahead what proper meals you want to cook.

>Only take enough money with you to buy that.

>Buy healthy filler stuff like fruit etc. that you can eat when the munchies kick. Otherwise you will run to the story.

>Buy stuff you have to prepare. Lazyness will help you not eat so much.

>>38278270
High metabolism ftw

>>38278270
Buy healthy food that you can gorge on. A big ass bowl of brown rice with a can of black beans and srirachi sauce will fill you up and it's healthy as fuck

Was is das?

>>38278296
I have a degree in psychology and sociology, the two hardest sciences there are, so i got a lot of job offers

>>38278508
>psychology and sociology
>hardest science

Kek

*attempts to stand straight*
*looks you in the eyes for 0.5 seconds*
H-hello sir
*stretches out sweaty hand to attempt a handshake*
I-I'm l-l-l-looking for a j-job, sir

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>>38278164
P PLEASE JUST SHAKE MY HAND MY FATHER IS WAITING IN THE CAR AND I HAVE AT LEAST 10 MORE STOPS TO MAKE

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>>38278206
*shakes hand*
(Wow, what a lousy handshake this kid has. Not even worth taking time out of my coffee break to give this kid the time of day.)

>>38278144
I'm 9 days in and I feel like a lion hunting for prey when I'm around chicks. Dressing up nice as well, getting sone phenibut so I can talk to girls

>>38278218
>I feel like a lion hunting for prey when I'm around chicks
fucking thisssssss

>>38278144
>testicles like beating hearts

anon dont hold it in anymore, what if you explode

Because they put white small business owners out of business and OH GOD WONT SOMEONE CARE ABOUT THE WHITE PEOPLE

>>38278153
You're fucking retarded. Walmart is not only in the US, you stupid coward.

>>38278177
ok but that's why people started memeing about walmart in the first place

Go to >>>/adv/ and find your answer there

>>38278121
Asking her on a date works despite what the memers say.

>>38278143
dead board
Also i think a lot of people here can relate better

>>38278106
With a nigger

You stupid mongrel. Kill yourself, you are a pathetic excuse of a human being.

Literally a cuck for asking other men who you can and cant fuck.

Seriously kill yourself.

>>38278106
What is a 'quarter cuban'? I'm full Cuban of spanish ancestry. I'm white but then again there are things like afro-cubans and even chinese cubans.

Anyway, you sound like a cuck.