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Who in what galaxy would find this sexy oh I know fucking lonely morons who haven't been laid in about 3 weeks
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>>38282338
lol 3 weeks?
try 25 years
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you do right OP?
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>>38282338
try 3 lifetimes

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Gf said she would rather get gang raped by elephants than cuddle with me.
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>>38282306
why are you dating her then?
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Obvious troll. But if not. Sounds like you need a new girlfriend, girlfriend.
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>>38282358
>mfw I think I'm hilarious.
>No one else does.

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>Nice firm handshake, but final question
>Do you smoke?
n-no.. wh-
>Are you bullied, mentally handicapped or both?
b-but it kills you
>And? Was life a contest about who lives the longest?
it's addicting!!!
>It's not, as long as you're not under-aged and you can smoke in moderation
it's....IT'S EXPENSIVE!!!
>Who forces you to buy a pack every day, fucking peat-gavel
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>>38282303
My grandpa smoked for 40 years and died from lung cancer. Never liked the smell anyway.
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>>38282303

>smoking, drinking, doing drugs and having unprotected sex are considered cool
>eating fast food is considered the worst thing ever
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>>38282303
smoking isn't even fun

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my hairline is like pic releated and im just 19 years old

is it over?
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Styling your hair in a bun will cause traction alopecia.
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It will probably stay like that for a long time. Then it will possibly progress around 25+.
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>>38282441
Supplement vitamins (especially c, biotin, msm, and zinc) stop eating junk in general, gluten, refined sugars, and cut back on grains, stop masturbating and drink only water.

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Anyone else lost in life?

>Lost my job a few months ago
>Partner left me
>wake up with no purpose

I thought of dying today.
That's why I made this post.
I have nobody to talk too.

How's it going for you robots?
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>>38282259
>job
>partner

Fucking summerfags
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>>38282330
Dude.

I made it out the basement years ago.

I've probably been here longer than you.

We used to praise having jobs and partners before the anti "normie" betas newfags invaded.
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>>38282259
I've been thinking of severing all ties with my family and any friends I have left, delete Normiebook and change the phone, and move to another city or just gtfo somewhere.
I have my backpack ready for 6 months already, but I'm too much of a pussy to do that.

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Is the white race finished?

Our birthrates are plummeting and it doesn't seem that will change anytime soon. Then I got to thinking /r9k/ is a pretty good symbol for inferiority of the white race. A bunch of low test white male virgins who barely leave their house and socialize.

No wonder so many Stacy's are choosing either to not have children or to have an interracial relationship. I honestly think black men are just superior to us, they don't have all that trouble reproducing and finding partners and you won't find them in high numbers staying inside and shitposting about people they hate. If they do they're alpha enough to do it with their own identity tied to their views (twitter or fb) instead of anonymously. Not to mention most I've met seem to be natural alphas (confident and superior physically). I'm just going to continue being a NEET and jack off my 5 incher to porn of white women getting vaginal orgasms from bbc.

tldr; the white race is dying out and deservedly so
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>mfw never seen a black person in my entire life
>mfw there are 6-10 blacks in my city max
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>>38282182
How are we NEETs supposed to compete with shit like this, when im a skinny guy with social anxiety.
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>>38282240
where do you live?
I grew up in nyc and there were so many alpha black guys there, and you'd always see them with girls and they always seemed so confident. Sometimes I feel like my life would be much better if I was born black.

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Tfw found a fresh pack of Dihydrocodine 30mg x14 and a six pack of average beers while dumpster diving
It's gonna be a comfy night lads
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No way you did!
Are you for realsies?

I think you're making this up.
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>>38282175
This. Post proof and I will give you an OC meme.
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Ayo originalo based god

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>sat on my sisters child
>its still in intensive care

how do i convince her it was an accident anons?
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>>38282100
You don't.

Shit happens, bruh.
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Funny post OP. I cracked a smile.
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>>38282100
Wew lads these dubs say it happened

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I'm gonna talk to my qt wife all day while you anons are jerking off to really bad anime porn

bye I guess have fun NEETs
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>>38282085

have fun getting cucked

>>38282085
Origigi
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>implying I have bad taste in anime tiddy
Leave and don't come back faggot
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>>38282137
Maybe if you weren't from some third world shithole and fell in love with a prostitute that wouldn't have happened.

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I have a confession to make....im not actually a virgin and i have held a hand before.
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I like coolface.jpg, I wish it would come back.
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>>38282052
Huh, typical op bein' a faggot. Time to crack out the "OP is being gay again" folder.
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>>38282194
Did I mention I have an entire folder?

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why is there so many virgins on r9k? getting laid is like one of the easiest things 18+ can achieve, just go to the club, drink some alcohol for confidence, buy girl an drink or two, eventually fuck her and cut off contact. you guys think youre intelligent but youre actually mentally retarded
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confidence is something robots are missing.
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the people on this board dont try and then complain when things dont work out.
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I never know what to say tho. When it comes to casual conversation with a gril I'm extremely boring :(

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Tried weed, laughed a bit and felt chilled out. Wasn't worth the effort or cost.
Really boring, actually.
Why do you people do it?
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Do it by yourself and play vidya or watch anime
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If you wanna get hyped try cocaine, meth or crack.
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First times always weak. Didn't even feel it the first time. How much did you smoke?

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Is nihilism a robot thing or what?
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>>38281953
I'm guessing No considering how triggered 4chan is by nihilism.

It's a site-wide hatred but posting anything that could be construed as nihilism, especially on /r9k/ /lit/ or /pol/ immediately receives sneers of 'edgygag!' and blatant disdain from other anons.

Not sure why, but nihilists seem to be hated even more thsn normie; it wasn't always like that here though, something changed I'm just not sure what.
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>>38282064
Probably because the place is flooded with normalfags.
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>>38282096
So is there some sort of natural conflict between nihilists and normies?
Is that what you're saying?

I know a lot of Plebbit users come over here to fuck with anons now, and I know they love how much they love Kant so that is possible.

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PARTY ROBOTS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME
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ooohhhh so that's where that dubstep tune came from
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>>38281924
AND WE GON MAKE YOU LOSE YOUR MIND
ALL THE ANONS JUST WANNA HAVE A GOOD TIME
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PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIHGHHHHT

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Is there any worse feeling than being a dicklet? My 10 year old neighbor has a bigger dick than me for fucks sakes.
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How the fuck do you know what your 10yo neighbours dick looks like?
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>>38281876
>My 10 year old neighbor has a bigger dick than me
How do you know that, pedoshit?
*call police*
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so this is the power of /r9k/....

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