The last post/thread that you made is now being displayed on every screen in times square, along with a picture of you and your information.
How screwed are you?
>shitposting about daleks on /qa/
I think i'm fine
>making fun of wagekeks
i'd take the hit personally, maybe some wagekeks would wake up
>>38283599
Thismight reveal my identity -- or not.
Do exactly as you like. That is the true meaning of pleasure. Pleasure leads to joy and joy leads to happiness. Chasing sluts is weakness.
>>38283515
its simpler than most people think and I have to agree, to truly pursue your own desires gives someone great pleasure
to follow your own justice, an even greater pleasure too. the sweet taste of punishment and revenge will never become old and torn
>>38283515
What if I like to chase sluts?
>>38283515
>Do what you want
>But not this this or that
Fucking idiot
Posting a sad pepe farming memes every day until someone from /r9k/ gives me money
Day 1
>>38283506
here is your singular dollar my good sir
>>38283660
I cannot find it in my regular online currency wallet.
>>38283719
maybe you should be looking harder then good sir
Its another "Anon, we need to talk about your future. You cant just sit around and play video games all the time" episode...
>>38283461
"Champ, you can't just stay there and play video games all the time. It's not normal. It's time you went outside and got a job. I'm taking you to look for one, and I'm not taking no for an answer. Speak with the manager, look him in the eye, and give him a firm handshake. It's about time."
>>38283461
>dad gets home from work
>ex-drug addict failure of a man
>trapped in a go-nowhere job and a dying marriage
>angerly attempts to thrust advice at me under the umbrella of "older and wiser"
Yeah I'm sure you learned a whole lot about the world alternating between drugs, alcohol and jesus
>>38283577
>alternating between drugs, alcohol and jesus
same as my dad lol. I almost bought it til we caught him with another woman
When I take a shit, I find blood on my toilet paper. This doesn't happen every single time, but the first time it happened I suddenly got worried and thought "Fuck, am I going to die?" but I asked a friend about it and he said it's normal to bleed from your ass sometimes.
I became relieved for a while. But then I looked up the problem online and it turns out that I should see the doctor ASAP to see what it is. The websites say there are a few different things it could be, but the main one I'm worried about is bowel cancer.
So yeah. I might have cancer. Not a settling idea to say the least. I want to see the doctor about it, but then they're going to ask me to pull down my pants so that they can look up my ass and examine it. I don't exactly like the idea of some stranger looking up my ass to be completely honest. Although, I may have no choice if my life is at stake here. If it turns out it actually is cancer, they'll remove it if it's not too late.
I don't want to risk dying from bowel cancer. But I also don't want some doctor putting their hand up my ass like it's bloody christmas. Although, it's probably preferrable to dying.
Every time I see blood on my toilet paper, I'm reminded of my inevitable death. (But seriously, I'm pretty damn worried.)
Now give me your advice, oh wise people.
Your shits are too big it's ok though desu
its most likely hemorrhoids. But better get it checked. You cant get creams and suppositories for it at the phamacy.
>>38283406
Relax, dipshit. It's just hemorrhoids.
You'll be fine.
>just eat under 2000 calories bro
how am I supposed to do that when I have stress from working and depression from having no friends?
>>38283343
by giving a shit. kill yourself if you can't control your gauging mouth fatty.
>>38283343
Im eating under 2000 kcal for 10 days, its hard but possible.
>>38283343
Are you retarded?
Having friends will make you go out to get more calories. If anything, solitude helps.
Why is everyone so insistent that a woman cannot have a penis?
What are you bigots going to say next?
Women can't have a pancreas?
Lmao. Where do you find this shit, bread boi.
>>38283301
Post more please op, I need that badly
God damn don't even like dudes or traps why is this turning me on
>tfw this qt girl killed herself
really makes me think
why do qt girls kill themselves?
>>38283294
Whats the backstory? Why? How? infos?
For the same reasons other people kill themselves.
> tfw tried to kms three times
> every time people said I'd recover from it and things would become better
> falling_from_bridge.txt
>>38283294
The fact that you need to frame this question as a matter of QTs vs everyone else is incredible. Normies, Stacys, and Chads can't be depressed? Moron.
>tfw too ugly to send a photo of myself
This nigga look like he straight outta Jimmy Neutron
>>38283239
>Shower every day
>Dress better and wear fitted clothing
>Get contacts instead of glasses
>Haircut that suits face shape
>Wash face every day + basic skincare
Up at least 2-3 points
>>38283550
I look worse without glasses
Anyone here have a porn/madsturbation addiction?
>be me
>fap at home at least 3 times a day
>at work I fap at least 2 times
>learned if I flex my calf muscle when I jerk it, I can cum in like seconds
>I feel disgusted with my self
>my taste in porn becomes more and more bizarre or I can fap to pictures of girls I know on Instagram.
>>38283221
Almost trips
>>38283320
Trips trips trips original
>>38283221
Drop the porn. It will fuck your sexuality for good. It happened to me. I would post my life story here but yesterday I made a huge wall text about my journey against porn addiction and got no single reply, so I'm not repeating that.
>Like a girl
>Remember how ugly and pathetic I am
>Any possibility of getting together with her down the drain
Just be yourself brah, it'll work out.
>>38283212
I'm trying! Reer oringal!
>>38283192
>she looks in your general direction
>she might have been looking at you
>unlikely, yet possible
>you receive 'hope'
>you know that hope is unhealthy
>self-esteem goes down until hope fades
Do you experience this, anon?
How are potential gfs gonna feel about me liking traps?
>>38283187
Some girls find it hot so you shouldn't worry OP.
>>38283187
if you find one who also loves traps then she'll dress you up and make you cute
>>38283993
woah lets not go that far, I just like fapping to them. I'm a manly man, I can't wear a dress!
>tfw you missed out on the crypto goldrush
>tfw you missed out on the mobile app goldrush
>tfw you missed out on the youtube goldrush
>>38283149
There was never a YouTube gold rush, you either were extremely attractive, or had content that people wanted to see
It's still the same
>>38283149
Could have been a fucking billionaire if I invested all my money into crypto and sold / rebought at the correct times
>tfw you missed out on the klondike gold rush
I'm 26 and still live with my parents...I play a lot of WOW. Have no interest in finding a job because of my social anxiety which cripples me.
My grandfather died ten years ago and left me a huge amount of mineral rights. I didn't know what those were until I signed some paperwork and started getting checks for thousands of dollars in royalties every month.
so now I stay at home most days and just play WOW. don't have to work or anything. I have like 50 grand in the bank now. it's awesome.
should I work harder to try and get girls with this money? I am so fucking shy I can't say a word to them at all.
>>38283085
Give all your money to me. You will feel better afterwards knowing you gave to a poor person
move out. it's not easy bringing a girl home to your parent's house.
>>38283085
why did he leave you the mineral rights and not your parents?
Also, if I was you I would not try and impress girls with money, all you are going to do is attract golddiggers
>tfw no daughter gf to call you mommy
Life is truly suffering.
Jesus IKTF OPI prefer the idea of big sister to mommy though
>>38283066
>Tfw no dom gf anime waifu to call mommy
Life is truly suffering.
hello i am here. i am a girl (female)