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>every song is about love or a woman
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stop listening to mainstream pop music
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>>38284137
I was listening to "Tear You Apart" by She Wants Revenge.
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>>38284158
that's a pretty good song t b q h

in fact I'm gonna listen to the album now

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Just feel like having my own thread, sometimes it's okay to be a little selfish.
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>>38283998
Its ok I feel you, Treat yo self, you deserve it.
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>>38283998
I like to pretend my feet are trains
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>>38283998
I claim this thread my own! I am now the self-proclaimed Emperor of this thread. Bow down to me. I am also accepting members in my court new court.

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How am I supposed to do normie things if I don't drink, smoke, do drugs, hate noise and being a degenerate?
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Just get weed and smoke it, it will turn you into a normie
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>>38283983
You go outside and get a hobby
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>hates being a degenerate
You need some self awareness lmao

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>friend's girl calls him
>has to take the phone to another room because he knows he has to humiliate himself for 20 minutes just to keep the pussy coming
>wonders why I don't even bother
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This

5256002
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>>38283970
You mean you don't bother or you don't have any options like him?
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>>38283970
Damn ya got em

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are you gonna kill yourself in your lifetime?
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>>38283947
nah I rather do that shit in other people's lifetimes
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Not brave (or stupid...) enough.
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>>38283947
I used to think I would, but now I've decided not to let the feels burry me or the normalfags win

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>tfw no chubby asian gf to cuddle
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A feel to surpass all feels. Need someone like that in my life. I bet she has beautiful hazel brown nipples and a slightly hairy pussy.
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>tfw no skinny azn gf to cuddle and keep warm
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wow, 4chan men are so gross damn
why do you guys even save these photos? is this what white beta males look at? jesus christ

this picture reminds me of the pretty lingerie i was thinking about last night. fuck my man is so blessed L O L nwn

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>biting into ice cream and it's too cold and your teeth start hurting
>just wish you were a child again in your mom's warm embrace
>start crying inconsolably
anyone else?
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i remember having those feels many years ago
now there is only the insatiable longing for death
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>>38283826

You have serious issues, even for a robot
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>>38284106
this doesn't even sound that bad, maybe he's just a faggot

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STOP PROMOTING YOUR FUCKING DISCORD SHIT IN EVERY THREAD YOU FUCKING NORMIES
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>>38283822
Ma'hem khajieeroo teghreji ba'ath chorzoorem mehezem
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>>38283822
Tabasusassula ngomi chetu solobombe nbuti webe gonobomonogo
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>>38283822
Chu so no xiao bi tsu du ney gao lao mo say ba po

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Just finished fucking my bad dragon horse dildo. What did you do today /r9k/?
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>>38283798
Send pics of your genitalia
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Are you a boy (male)?
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>>38283798
I took adderall yesterday and spent like 2 hours "playing" with some bottle. My ass is sore and I regret it. Anal stimulation is a meme.

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You guys are noob and poor asf,ill give 1m for every reply,just put ur osrs nick
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>>38283768
Why play osrs? Rs3 is the main game anyway.
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>>38283768
0pI5af4g6oT
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>>38283768
I don't know if osrs is the same as rs3 but my user is zombieofdawn

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How do I go from ugly and worthless to beautiful, fuckable and desirable?
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>>38283766
LIFT. HAIRCUT. COLOGNE. TRIM YOUR ARMPIT HAIR. NEW CLOTHES. STUDY ALPHA BEHAVIOUR AND HOW IT RELATES TO APES (OR, MORE EASILY, BEHAVE LIKE A HOOD NIGGER).
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>>38283859

None of this will work if you have small, effeminate bone structure and dick.
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>>38283859
I don't want to be a dude

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What do you think robots? Will she be doing porn once she turns 18?
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>>38283754
Don't even care, she has no tits.
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>>38283754

she will be dead from drugs before that
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>fell for the painted eye brows meme

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I just matched with a german Taylor Swift

Like what the fuck
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>>38283751

>Trying to hide that adams apple.

Yeah. A german taylor swift alright.
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>>38283776
this is originally and unironically
fpbp
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>>38283776
She is literally perfect

orig

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Who here uses xanax? I take it to fall asleep faster so I can be at work instead of home alone.
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I do the exact thing, yet I take it due to insomnia caused by not taking my anti depressants.
I found out that without them I feel like shit, very much like fainting every second, but now after some days it has improved and I do not feel tired/dizzy/sleepy all the time which makes me happy.
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It makes my sleep really good and I can easily fall asleep with it. I used to eat a lot of xanax
Now I can't get that much of it and everything fucking sucks. I can't even sleep properly on other meds
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>>38283855
Sometimes I'll take them with modafinil and that will offset part of the daytime tiredness.

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Im getting double jaw surgery soon for my sleep apnea

tfw im 6'4
tfw im gonna have a chad jaw
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>>38283613
It didn't move your jaw. I know a kid who is getting it and docs said his jaw is only gonna shift forward about a centimeter.
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>>38283634
1cm is a fuck ton for a jaw m8
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>>38283613
dont forget about us when you are fucking stacy

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