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who /no balls/ here?
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>>38284613
unironically excited to get an ori

although the guy in your gif looks more like a cuck than a trap.
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>>38285625
are you on hrt?
origen pzto
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>>38285625
are you a trap? how did you go about arranging to have your nuts amputated?

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Dear White Guys,

Promise me that you won't steal all the Asian Girls. Why do you hate your own beautiful race?

Sincerely,
Asian Guy
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Asian guy did not make this gay thread.

Also please make more WMAF porn so I can keep fapping.

t. Yo boy Rice Thug
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>>38284498
Asian girl here

it was so weird when this white guy just assumed I like white males. Like what? Lol. I didn't know whether to laugh or vomit at his sad ignorance.

>there are literally white males out there who think their race means anything....... ://// lmao. oh god hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha FUCK THE CRINGE!!!!!11111
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all the white girls went to the BBC so white guys have no choice

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.gg/NhUMguv

Everyone is welcome and it's pretty hard to get kicked. Join us in our laughter at the folly of the hot pocket
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>>38284494
oh no who is this
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this is gonna die as fast as sonic
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>>38284573
It was already dead and what is dead may never die

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>girl has better chin/jawline that you
>instant turn-off

Anyone else like this? I have a relatively below average chin and jawline, and I always see girls with better facial features than me.

I've already given up on 3D however, this is merely a measure of their attractiveness
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>>38284441
I have a rather big jaw actually (one of the few good qualities I have), so the only "girls" with bigger ones are usually trannies or really unfortunate.
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Is this an instant turn-on for you, OP?
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>>38284866
Well of course desu

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>meeting my sister for the first time in 15 years
How do I get her to think I'm cool as fuck?
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act cool as fuck
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Show her your dick and shit
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>>38284436
Give her a hugeass hug and tell her you love her unconditionally, unless she likes niggers

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heroin turned me into a robot, i used to be able to function normally but when i fell into addiction i stopped talking to anyone and spent my time in my bathtub shooting up, i only left the bathroom to occasionally eat or go get more dope

now that i've gotten clean i've forgotten how to approach others, i lost my girlfriend of 2 and a half years which was the last person i had left, everyone else either overdosed or gave up on me. i have to force myself to sleep in a bed every night instead of the bathtub, i cant even sleep like a normie anymore

how do i become normal anymore and climb out of my junk induced autism

i dont want to live like this, it wasnt tolerable when i was high, and its even less tolerable now

h e l p
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>>38284402
okay first
>get out

but btw why do junkies shoot up in bathtubs? whats the purpose
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>>38284459
I was wondering about that myself. Is it for when you shit yourself?
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>>38284459
it was a few things for me
1. It's cold(er)
2. It was an enclosed space that felt secure
3. If on the very rare occurance that someone was looking for me, it was less suspicious that the bathroom was locked than my room
4. If I was kicking, I didn't have to deal with vomiting on carpet, i could just run bath water to clean up

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What are German Chad and Stacy called?
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seig and heil
chad and stacy
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they're not called your business
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>>38284362
Adolf Hitler and Eva Braun, respectively

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>tfw two cute girls said hello to you on the street but you don't remember who they are
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>>38284275
>girl smiles at me while I walk past her
>can't bring myself to smile back due to years of emotional neglect
>awkward 5 seconds as she continues to smile at my resting bitch face

Happened multiple times, let this shit end
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>girl smiles at me while I walk past her

I don't know why, but for some reason I think they are laughing at me if they do this. I've always been uneasy when it comes to being smiled at...
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>>38285217
>girl smiles at me while I walk past her
actually smiling to chad behind you

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Is farting a weird fetish? Will my steam friends think I'm weird if I tell them I want to fart on them?
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>>38284222
i'd let you fart on my face if you were a girl
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>>38284231
I'm not a girl. I'm an original grown man.
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>>38284278
ooof, huge turn off. male farting is gross

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shhhhhhhh everyone pepe's favorite song is playing

https://youtu.be/WcI4X5VmQjA
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>>38284198
this album is so nostalgic to me,
i know its literally for pre teens and emos but i unironically love it
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>>38284198
SUHT UPP HELP FROK IS NOT PEEEPPE
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is apu aktual

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Beer: Rolling Rock, and Budweiser

Poorfag Beer (malt liquor): Mickey's

Cigarettes: Marlboro Lights, Marlboro Menthols
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I drink hard liquor exclusively almost, except for the occasional Yeungleung (sp?)

Rum, whiskey, hennessy, and gin

I smoke Marlboro Edge, only cigarette I'll touch
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>>38284191
Rolling Rock went to shit. How can you still drink it?
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>beer
eastside cider a best, lone star after that
>poorfag beer
does dos equis count?
>cigs
don't smoke 'em
>bonus round
i love vodka, specifically the local stuff like Tito's

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>implying you wouldn't suck the milk out of those fat titties
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>>38284161
I would actually. her face isn't half bad either
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>>38284161
White people have no future
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>>38284187
Thank God

whitepeoplearedyingoutoriginalcomment

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>20 years old
>Have the sudden desire to take a walk outside
>Only want to do it because I've never done it before
>Figure it'd be a good step to take on the road to self development
>Think about what walking outside is actually like
>Suddenly don't want to do it anymore, and really don't care at all
>Would rather stay inside and play video games/browse internet as I've been doing since I was 12

Is there no way out?
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If you can beat that thought in your head, it might be a huge progress for you. Try walking in places like forests or try to walk at night when there isnt anyone out there. I do it every time while listening to music and it really helps you clear your mind
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>>38284233
Thank you.
I've decided to go at the allotted time I've set for myself.
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>>38284153
i ahve some similar feels, i do end up taking walks around a small block and end up worrying about myself walking normally and fitting in
its fun to do excersize but otherwise no worth it
i just play gta v and walk around there

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>tfw just shaved off all of my pubic hair

This shit is redpilled as fuck. My dick unironically looks an inch bigger.
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>>38284152
>tfw 2" flaccid
For me it looks even more ridiculous, I just trim it.
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>>38284152
>unironically looks
Nigga how would it ironically look? Get off this site and read a book you faggot.
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Shave pubes. Buzz leg hair

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Ayy how dis make you feel black boi? We be takin yo kweenz and shiet
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>>38284127
Yes

I like this
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>>38284127
This makes me happy. Black women are garbage and when another race of men is with ugly black bitches I smile becasue they are simply garbage men taking out the trash. That leaves one more white or latin girl open for the taking. Anybody here who likes black girls please take them they are incredibly easy and you are doing black men a HUGE favor.
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Makes me horny. Am I a cuck?

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