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Tinder profiles, coaching, trolling, bantz, etc. 2017-09-04 02:04:56 Post No.39513916
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Tinder profiles, coaching, trolling, bantz, etc.
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2017-09-04 02:04:56
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This thread is for those anons who like to troll on tinder, wanna post peculiar profiles they've stumbled upon or just wanna talk about the app in general.
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>>39513916
Oh yeah, being spied on by some faggots in Silicon Valley really gets my dick hard. Fuck off, shill.
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Thanks for the hearty kek from my thread, anon
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>>39513933
>being spied on a app that requires no real personal data from you
Dumb gayposter.
>shilling
Literally the top grossing app as of 2 days ago. This shit doesn't need advertising.
>>39513956
kek
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>ywn have a giant gf
it hurts, it hurts real bad
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>>39513849
How is that ywn? More like tfw you'll never have
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>>39513849
Her pussy must be huge.
>tfw you'll never insert your head inside a pussy like that
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>ywn be a mega manlet
a strange feel indeed
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how do you fix clinginess ?
i stopped talking to someone for like 3 days (ghosting them) and started feeling weird , then contacted them again
now i removed him from discord and logged out from the account but i still have the discord ID which allow me to spam friend requests to him till he stop using the account.
how do am i supposed to stop being so clingy ? i usually stalk people, sending them thousand of messages when they are away for some hours and being mad at them for not being online for a day or two . Its not about naivety, i know how they must feel being annoyed by a clingy guy but i can't help it. I also apologize a lot of time because how uninteresting, annoying and egocentrical i am, also because i insult them often
help robots i want to stop being like that and have friends. but at the same time making friends is dangerous for me for security reasons, maybe its related to a possible paranoia ? this clinginess also annoy me about this because i get clingy to people too easily even tho i don't want to interact with them because of my paranoid personality unironically
i thought about making a tulpa since i'm already used to talk alone in my head or aloud if i'm alone.
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>>39513831
Easy, just start helping people out with what they need.
Eventually, you'll get a reputation as a very helpful guy, and you will become the one inundated with messages to the point that you choose to delay response or completely ignore them.
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Sounds like textbook BPD
Youre in the same boat as me
The only fix i found without going to therapy was occupying yourself a lot more with whatever distracts you from chatting
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>>39513928
i have never suffered from any kind trauma and i don't feel like my emotions are stronger than the other people ones
>>39513862
i'm already like that on some websites but not enough, and i don't like it desu its more related to altruism
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Come, sit, share my fire. I know some of you had their first day in university today. Pour out your feels.
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>>39513804
First day of uni is the 11th of September.
Looked at all the clubs. Either leftists bullshit or boring tier cancer. Not sure can I stand normies again after three months of NEETING.
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>>39513873
Firat year?
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>>39513911
Yup. Doing nautical science. Merchant navy is the life for me.
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My friend tried to kill himself last night because his gf cheated on him with his best friend.
At least you virgins don't have to fuck with that shit.
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>>39513780
play stupid games win stupid prizes you stupid bitch.
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>>39513780
>caring about a friend who has a best friend that isn't you
Friendcuck
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>>39513780
say he's a faggot for trying to kill himself because of one bitch
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Too many threads on here only criticize women for being sluts or whores. But my hate goes further: I think it was an enormous mistake to give women the right to vote, or to allow them to come onto our universities. Women have destroyed the intellectual tradition of our societies, and with their emotional logic and feels, it makes it impossible to have an honest debate about everything. Pretty much everything in politics, reporting, debate, has to be softened to appeal to women's more emotional sensibilities. Women care more about cooperation than rigorous truth. Not to mention, women are outrageously delusional about even themselves.
I don't deny a lot of women are smart, can memorize stuff, or have higher IQs than me: but them, as a collective, are much stupider than men and their female instinct leads them to be utterly illogical in most situations. Intellectual honesty in our society has been totally lost
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I am a girl and I agree fully. Women should not have the right to vote.
>tfw no bf because all the AltRight dudes on Twitter think I'm a Fed
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I am hiding out somewhere in Slovakia
Kek interpol will never find me. Faggots
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>>39513797
Oh shit wrong thread sorry guys
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>baby boomer dad tries giving advice
>"No Dad that's not how things work."
>gets mad at me and calls me lazy
Whether it's him asking me to talk up to a girl for her number, shaking hands with an employer, or giving advice on how to fix a computer he has no experience with, he calls me lazy for ignoring his out of date advice.
What's something your out of date parents say?
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>>39513697
> You should talk to a bank to buy this house
> Its pointless dad i dont make enough money.
> Just go and talk with the bank you make enough money to buy it.
> Okey whatever
> Bank said i could borrow 60 grand, house costs 300 grand
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>>39513697
the disconnect from their personal experience with present day, easily observable phenomena never ceases to make me laugh. even confronted with the evidence they'll scoff and claim 'it couldn't possibly be so'.
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>>39513697
You are a lazy fuck, even though his advice May be outdated there is still truth to it. If it Werent, and you knew it, you would know what to do instead. So lazy or stupid.
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*blocks your path*
>"Anon, it's time for breeding."
What do you do.
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*walks through*
no way, fag
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Prepare my pert ass for Jamal, as his woman-servant has sent for me
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>>39513704
Why you faggots don't understand that you should fuck women?
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Can some explain to me what's wrong with college I have been thinking about going to college and I don't want to end up as a NEET
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college is for thots to find a wealthy Chad
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>>39513656
its bad if you dont manage to get a job afterwards.
my cousin has 6 figures of non-bankruptable loan debt and bitches about it all the time
thats what you get when you master in sports managment
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>>39513656
College is good if you have a plan on what you're actually going for. People end up in debt going to an overpriced college with some worthless degree. At that point, you might as well just go into trade. If you do decide to go into college, figure out if there is a way to cheaply do it, such as taking some classes at a local community college and then transferring the credits over if possible.
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>There are people so blind they think women's rights shouldn't be abolished
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>without gender inequality and racism I can't funnel female sexual utility to my autistic white dicklet self anymore
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For every woman who is a slut there are several men who fuck her. Men are the problem, women just take advantage of it. Imagine you were a girl, and when you were in your early teens you discovered an easy way to receive infinite positive reinforcement, as well as a way to have your needs taken care of for life. Of course you'd pursue it, you'd have to be an idiot not to.
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>>39513650
t. swedish liberal arts student
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What is your opinion of this?
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it used to be funny when i saw this 5 years ago for the first time, after seeing it a hundred times, the effect is gone
so in the end, i think you should leave r9k as its clearly not the board for you since you're crossboarding from v which is known to attract even more underage people than r9k and since youre making a thread like this, theres at least a 70% chance that you arent older than 18
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I'm unfamiliar with /v/ so I'm mostly just annoyed by the purposefully obnoxious imagery and befuddled. I didn't think /v/ was enthusiastic about water.
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>>39513369
HOLY SHIT I KNOW ONE OF THESE GUYS IN REAL LIFE
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I WANT ISABELLE GF NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW
ITS NOT FAIR
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>>39513365
What makes you think she wants you?
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>>39513448
she wouldn't, which is one of the good things about her not being real
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cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute!!
just look @ her
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ITT fill this out and post
http://filteries.com/politics
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>death penalty
>death penalty
>death penalty
>death penalty
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>>39513351
>military 0$
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>>39513351
I'm a piece of shit
SpaghettiO
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How does it feel knowing sakaki is best girl? And that your waifu is trash and a slut compared to sakaki? Must feel pretty bad . Not cirno or that dumb red haired cunt from evangaylion can compete.
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>>39513346
Sakaki is a good girl. But Tomo is also a cutie.
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>>39513346
I've never seen azumanga Daioh. Her hair seems to long. I don't know her personality. Meanwhile my waifu is perfect for me.
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>>39513370
>Persona garbage
Have you tryed going to /a/. I think that might be more your speed.
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Alright anons.
As someone who has dealt with (sometimes severe) depression AND loneliness for more than a decade. There are ways you can deal with it. It will swallow you up like quicksand if you let it. You've got to struggle against it quick and say "no", or it'll get harder and harder to get out.
Anyway.
>do things really really fast, like you're speedrunning life or something. You're literally so focused on your actions that you don't have time to think of tfwnogf.
>DRINK. FUCKING. COFFEE. A lot of it, an unhealthy amount. Research this shit, it reduces your suicide rate by 50(!)% and chance of depression by 20+%. Drink coffee goddammit, make sure you're wired throughout the whole fucking day and it'll be hard for you to be depressed 'cause you'll have so much energy.
>Escapism. Life sucks enough that we need to escape from it, this is pretty much everyone, even normies (they use sports etc to live vicariously). Keep seeking out new escapism experiences, don't keep stagnating with your old ones.
Mainly the coffee though, it worked wonders for me. Drink a shit ton of it, 4-5 cups a day. Give yourself no time to be depressed. If you also improve yourself during this time, and seek one out, you are going to get a girlfriend. Is it unfair that you have to put more effort in? Yes, but that's the game, it's rigged. Want a girlfriend? Gotta play it anyway.
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>>39513315
I can't drink coffee because I have anxiety. What now normie?
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>>39513716
> anxiety
> cant drink coffee
are you retarded?
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>>39513315
>DRINK. FUCKING. COFFEE. A lot of it, an unhealthy amount
Don't do it.
I'm at a point now where I need to drink 3-4 cups before I can even function normally. I I don't drink it then I feel like I am going to break down.
Don't start.