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If you are a 5+/10 then you would be above average and therefore be very likely to have gotten into a relationship.

Face it. You're unattractive to women.
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>>38287767
>You're unattractive to women.
Yes, I actually used your argument as well.
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>>38287767
What if you were obese during social development years?
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But soc said i was 7.8

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What do girls think about men who shave their legs and wear short shorts?
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>>38287751
Bonus question, what about men that wear nail polish or lipstick?
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>>38287751
>>38288093

I think its gay af, but I like trap somehow, so I guess it depend how its presented, like you're a men, or you're a trap.
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>>38288129
I'm a passable trap on hormones but I look like a young boy with short hair
I also have a fetish for looking like an effeminate boy and wearing skimpy clothes in public as a punishment, so I bought a short hair wig for that purpose

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>that '''depressed''' girl on twitter sharing pics of her ass and boobs and talking about how great is sex with her boyfriend and then complaining about feminism and shitty things
what
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this place....you...."people"....how? i just.... cant. how are you LIKE this? is this a joke? are you "people" really this autistic and...childish? i just...i cant. i usually just browse /pol/ for funny pictures but... how?? is this place?? like this??
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>>38287840
This has to be bait

Hehehehehehehe
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>>38287840
I know right? I'm screamin, I can't even right now

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>born attractive male

How do I take advantage of this?
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You're doing something wrong if you're here
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trapsition yourself into the comfort of a sugar daddy's wealth
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>>38287652
you would already know if you actually were. now stop lying on the internet

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I'm going to travel to France to join the foreign legion. I've been in the Australian Army Reserve for four years as an Infantry soldier. What are my chances?
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you'll leave when you find out it's 98% black criminals
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>>38287608
Fighting for a country that doesn't even trust you enough to let you own a paintball gun without government permissi
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>>38287608
100% chance of being a fag.

Outlook is good

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This bird has been stuck where I work for the past few days. It was obvious the parents had basically abandoned it.

At one point I found it underneath a grate with a hole only just bigger than itself. It can fly, just barely. It was hungry enough that once I figured out I wasn't trying to eat it, it stopped panicking and let me feed it. (~5 minutes to get it practically tame)

Trips names him. (clearly male based on feather coloration. Females are a light-brown, males are jet black)
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this place....you...."people"....how? i just.... cant. how are you LIKE this? is this a joke? are you "people" really this autistic and...childish? i just...i cant. i usually just browse /pol/ but... how???
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Jacques. Jontron is the best way to go.
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Tarquilshia

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Another attempt to escape robothood

I have a date tomorrow with a supermega turbo qt. I'm so nervous!

How do i not fuck this up?

Pls don't discourage me
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Git
Ya made it. Maybe...
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>>38287595

She's way prettier than the last girl i dated. The last girl was alright but certainly an uggo compared to her, and i wasn't good enough for her, which terrifies me. Granted, her ex and current boyfriends are chicken-bone skinny manlets who smoke pot, so maybe it was just a matter of her having shit taste.

Do i kiss if it goes well? I feel extremely weird about kissing on the first date like it would scare her off.. But i want there to be a date 2.

There won't be sex btw. She lives 2 hours away, and we're meeting halfway for now.
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>>38287664
wtf stop venting to me and go ask an alpha or something. Fuck

How can you love a girl if she doesn't even have a nice cock?
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>>38287543
>How can you love a girl if she doesn't even have a nice cock?
Dumb sissy white boy.
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>>38287543
source?
i'd love to lick those armpits
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>>38287633
Use image search

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how do i make the tomorrow theme work on mobile? when i go to settings its not there and when i switch desktop mode then switch back to mobile, it usually will only work in the catalog, and then will revert to yotsuba as soon as i open a thread. what does this website mean by this
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>>38287533
get the Clover app. assuming you are on android https://floens.github.io/Clover/#index . i
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>>38287533
Is that your scrotum?
> mobile?
Fuck off.
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>>38288238
>spaces inbetween arrow and word?
Fuck off.

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Any fembot lurking this board is willing to come to discord with me and talk/maybe voice chat, im completely broken/destroyed inside and sad and end my existence im about to cry and i just want someone to fall asleep while we both talk or voice chat, in return i'll give something nice, product of the only skill im ""proud of", my guitar is my friend since i was 11
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>>38287440
Maybe. What is your handle, anon?
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What happened to you mate, why are you so sad? Why does it have to be female?
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>>38287456
thank you. it's Haix#2681

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How many will it take to kms?
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>>38287423
Smoke 2 packs a day, eat fried fatty fast food, and don't exercise and you'll die before you know it
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>>38287423
Chain smoke so many you suffocate yourself
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On average a smoker will absorb 1 mg of nicotine from a cigarette. The lower amount of nicotine believed to cause fatality is between 500-1000mg. So about 500-1000 cigarettes. Good luck friend.

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Daily Reminder to lead the girl when having sex and not be submissive
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I'm a girl and I want to be blacked ._.
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Sorry but cowgirl is the best position, best access to tits and ass
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>>38287317
Oh no, a girl that takes black cock is leaving her boyfriend.
What a shame.
What a damn shame.
I'm sure he's crying himself to sleep

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Michael officially lost all sense. He is now on suicide watch.
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Ahahahah what a fucking faggot
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spread your pussy in the first pic
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nobody gives a fuck about that delusional creeper boipucci shilling faggot

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Daily reminder to hide your kids, hide your wife and hide your discord server because Michael is raping everyone out there.
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nobody gives a fuck about that desperate creep
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>>38287247
what is happening dude what the fuck
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your discord has no relation to r9k and no one outside your obnoxious e-friend circle will ever find you tolerable enough to talk to, kys and never come back

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>tfw every crush you've ever had back in high school are now in a relationship, succeeding in life while you're still a virgin that lives with his mother and lies to himself that he's fine being a neet and play vydia games all day.

What was her name?
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>>38287205
Don't compare yourself to girls, especially cute ones. They can't fail at life like men can.
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>>38287222
That's hard, Anon. I feel like a worthless piece of shit. I "cyber stalk" my crushes yesterday and it just made me feel worst
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>>38287205
>What was her name?
There were a few girls in high school but I never had a 'her' until college. Her name was Hannah and I don't think I'll ever be over her.

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