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>>38284479
>has taken the red pill on employment
>STILL hasn't taken the red pill on relationships

Don't bother, Anon, it's not worth it. Women are neurotic bitches who cannot be trusted.

>>38284531
I'm not sure about that. There has to be some nice spergy women out there.

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>>38284656
Well, if you ever figure out how to find that girl and romance her, be sure to let me know.

I thought that I found the spergy girl for me way back in high school. She's gone full normie now, she's one of those alt/stoner chicks, and I hate myself for letting her slip through my fingers.

This thread just makes me unhappy....

My household never had a microwave.

>>38285299
Mine didn't had an oven for over 4 years

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>>38283344

I would take good care of little timothy.

He seems like a nice cat.

>>38283344
Don't see any downsides with hafez

>>38283344
>Timothy
This is me. Literally me. No other character can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This character could not possibly be anymore me. It's me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this character is me. This character is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that this character is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and this character side by side, you'd see no difference. I can safely look at this character every day and say "Yup, that's me". I can practically see this character every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to this character. I chuckle softly as I'm assured everyday this character is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I've found my identity with this character and I know my place in this world. It's really quite funny how similar this character is to me, it's almost like we're identical twins. When I first saw this character, I had an existential crisis. What if this character was the real me and I was the fictional being. What if this character actual became aware of my existence? Did this character have the ability to become self aware itself?

*doxxes you*

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>>38283012
2nd for hard knock

>>38283034

>Be in pub
>drunk girl sits on my knee
>*SNIFF*
>mmmm you smell nice what have you got on??
>ive got a hard on but i didnt know you could smell it

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this rite now

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>>38282363
Tube cat gets it.

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really makes you think dont you think

Anon that's good autism though. I really like that.

>>38280674
R.I.P. Moldy Toilet Paper Man

Press F to pay respects

>>38280988
f

oreng

>brown nipples
why would anyone want this?

>>38279712

I can think of numerous ways.

Running away doesn't solve your problems, they will simply follow you there.

That's not just a meme. Believe me, I've tried it.

How the fuck is that going to help me you moron? I am not a weeb and I don't have any marketable skills.

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I'm 19 but I'll probably end up in these threads in 6 years the way things are going.

I've wasted every day since leaving school over a decade. I want to do lots of things but I can't concentrate on anything. I'm body is falling apart with aches and pains. My libido is completely gone, 100% gone. I have nothing to live for at all.

>>38276827
>16hr
>job gets cut in august
>going to Thailand for 2 weeks
>30k in debt but can probably get it paid off when demented mom dies
>I've fucked 40 girls
However
>have no friends or social life since cucking ex gf
>spent previous weekend sitting in the dark browsing r9k.
>26

The meta thread was top tier.

>robot
>E type
Pick one, normie

>>38260613
Learn cognitive functions theory and get back to me nigga.

All I/E means is where you get your energy from (internally vs externally). In the case of a lot of extroverts they do get their energy from people, but thats not the case for me or a lot of other ENTPs lol. For me I just need to be distracted at all times if I'm not with people which is pretty often.

>>38260600
this image is so fucking generic
it could work with most of the people here, it does for me as an infp, or a friend of mine who's an intp

My awkward ancestors had sex with similarly alone and awkward females out of desperation.

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That's actually a really good point friendo

>unironically really makes you think

Knew this guy, total Hunter. Always beat up on us Gatherers. Gets all the pussy for himself.

Fucking Hunter.

>>38289337
Lie and say I'm 6 feet tall.

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>>38289337
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK YOU ROASTIE SCUM!! FUCK

>>38289337
> /r9k/
> using tinder
> wanting to match with trash like OP
Kym like anyone in this situation should

Pls kill ur self okay

>>38289332
kill yourself dudebro

>>38289332
Give us some info about your life.

>>38289106
NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABT BETA LANKET BICURIOUS FAGGOT

Some faggot that got a fapping photo of his leaked

he looks like a fucking distorted twig

also, i'd rather suicide than hear about the lore of an unhygienic transvestite forum

>>38289008
Vietnamese Filipino Mongol

die

I kid you not, that's a Filipino boy.

>>38289028
But she's a spic.

>>38289008
Will not age well/10. Wait 3-4 years and she'll morph into a goblin, you can already see the beginnings of one.

>no chairs in the workplace, improves productivity
>eat lunch in my car to sit and rest my sore feet
>put the heater on, get comfy and listen to the radio
>finish and go back inside to continue working
>coworkers all joke about eating in the winter cold
>"anon why are you so cold? don't you like us?"
>"he must think he's HOT STUFF ahahahahaha!!"
>"anon what's wrong why aren't you saying anything?"
>"guys anon is giving me the cold shoulder :("
>cackling normies continue even as i'm leaving

i'm going to bring a gun to work some day
and that will be a very nice day for me

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>coworkers spit in my drink if I leave it unattended at my desk
>happens without fail
>if I don't lock my PC they'll get on there and start deleting my shit
>fuck up the adjustments on my chair every time I leave the building

I should've stayed homeless.

>>38288939
next time jerk off