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Did i mention i was a fembot?because i am.

>>38289428
Its exciting to talk to a female.
That was gonna come out akward no matter how I typed that. Lol

>>38289468
Oh fuck off,creep. I bet you are over 5'6. Stupid tall fag.

Theres a FL robot discord lad
M2Ycd

>>38288930
>M2Ycd

thank you I had no idea! thats pretty helpful

>>38289147
No problemo also bump for any fl robots passing by

If you see him every couple of days then just suck it up.
You're lucky to even have a job. Don't quit and find yourself despairing later

>>38288830
The area I live in has a 97% employment rate and I seriously doubt I would have any issue finding another job in concrete, likely even better pay now that I have a good amount of experience.

>just suck it up

Thats what I tell myself in-between his appearances, then he shows up yells at everyone and ruins my day

>>38288794
This happens at every job you idiot.

Every job has that "guy" or "gal"

Sometimes they leave

Fuck you i will not let this potentially good thread be bumped off the board by trap threads and female user attention whore threads!

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fucking words words and even more words

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>staying up all night playing video games with a friend over the internet

>>38288742
Wtf have you done?

>>38288742
Greentext it OP. I wanna hear the story

>>38288886
I was friends with her, wanted more than that. It didn't work out and we stopped talking. We were still friends on FB though, and her account started to like lewd articles. I think it's a bait and switch scam. She liked FB posts that were designed to be mass liked and then sold to an advertiser.

Anyway, I asked her about it, in a caring way, through CHAT which was my mistake. She said she didn't know about it. I took screenshots and sent them to her. Mind you, the pictures weren't actual porn, though lewd (drawings of body parts, far away shots of people doing stuff in public places). She got angry, blocked me, told some people. Those people stopped talking to me. Now, I think she outright told them I sent her actual porn to tell her I want to make out or something, which is inaccurate.

Happened last year. I don't see her anymore. We're geographically far apart now (she left) but we're pretty well connected and it eats me inside she's continuing on telling people that shit story.

She's perfect in every way maybe a little crazy but I like crazy.

>>38288897
>how does she obtain fresh food and pay bills or take care of errands?

Well she goes outside for stuff like that but isn't out for very long as for paying bills I don't know she doesn't have a job she's a neet.

>>38288875

You really do have good taste anon.

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Be good okay. I know it's hard but do your best. I'll take you out for ice cream on Friday if you make it the whole week, promise.

No matter what I just hope you know that I'm proud of you.

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>>38288653
if you're a grill then you don't need to do anything, just be open to suggestions and praise everyone else's ideas, make it known you want to follow them and think they're brilliant.

if you're a G.I.R.L (guy in real life) then same thing but with other males

Just be a huge kissass OP

>>38288790
Wow, that's a really great idea. It's refreshing to see someone who can respond very well to a post. thank you!

how does one acquire teeth like this?

>>38288697
>how does one acquire teeth like this?
Be raised by a white single mother

>>38288697
apparently he has some disease where if he eats anything his teeth has no protection

That bed would be uncomfortable as HECK to sleep on, that doesn't even look like a twin size

i just want for it to be over.

>>38288618
>What do you want?
A woman who isn't a child (mentally).

>>38288295
she didn't do anything and this thread is full of larping gross losers

You should pull down her underwear and lick her butthole while she's sleeping haha that would be funny like as a prank lol haha

>>38288295
Age this started.
Age you are now.
Further details.

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What does his first name begin with

>>38288168
It's originally B

An original bump to this original thread

>>38288095
It sucks

/thread

>>38288095
Sauce on the qt nigress

>>38288462
why does it suck though

or if isnsl

>>38288001
>Another big dick thread.
Okay these threads are starting to wear thin.

According to this study:
http://journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371/journal.pone.0133079
> Women recalled model size accurately using this method, although they made more errors with respect to penis length than circumference. Women preferred a penis of slightly larger circumference and length for one-time (length = 6.4 inches/16.3 cm, circumference = 5.0 inches/12.7 cm) versus long-term (length = 6.3 inches/16.0 cm, circumference = 4.8 inches/12.2 cm) sexual partners.
Which is larger than average, but not by a huge amount.

This suffers from small sample size, so I supplemented that by looking at the best selling dildos on amazon.com, the average of the top selling 13 is:
>6.3"x7.8"
However there are two clear outliers here, removing those gives:
>6.0"x4.8"
Which is more or less average, if you wanted to be more precise you'd produce an average weighted by popularity. Now this might be informal, but it concords pretty well with the previous study. If we couple this with the fact that about 85% of women are satisfied with the size of their partners, but only 50% of men are (source: http://psycnet.apa.org/journals/men/7/3/129/), I've come to believe that:
>Big dicks are a niche female fetish
>Big dicks are a male fetish

Your dick is probably fine.

>>38288001
So, 6.5" long, 5.5" around. Do I make the cut?

tfw no pingy

I want to be a cute boy

I used to work at one of the big box stores when I was still in high school. It was a good time, very positive. Sad to see them go.

Online commerce destroyed the mall.

If you look on youtube, there's a guy called "Dan Bell" that walks through dead and dying malls, it's sad and nostalgic.

https://www.youtube.com/user/moviedan

Ah, nostalgia. It was insane how as a kid I'd just be excited to go look at shit in the stores in malls on weekends. Play the video game demo units. Getting old is the worst. I haven't been to a Sears or Kmart in forever, so I don't really care, the thought just gives me a shot of nostalgia

>>38287972
Love this guy and his videos. There's just something eerie about places that are supposed to be really populated with a happy atmosphere being completely empty with maybe a few businesses trying their best to hang on. Makes it even worse if there's upbeat pop music barely playing in the distance, echoing through the empty halls.

This is by far the gayest thread I've seen all day.

>>38287821
>eau de toilette
you're supposed to POO in the LOO you don't WEAR the loo

>>38287821
Thanks for the suggestion, added it to my list