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cool op. sounds cold, detached and ultimately unfulfilling. you got em tho. good job I guess

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>mfw I'd rather be a virgin than fuck black women
Probably because only the most "ratchet" black women live in my area (west TX)

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>>38289780
>>38289843
>>38289862
Depends what you consider "black"
If you mean burnt as coal and hood then fuck that. If you mean mixed with white features I'm all in. Pic very related.

Kids would be nice. Finding a waifu to have them with is impossible, though.

I tell myself all the time I'm having no kids until I'm in my mid twenties done with college and financially successful. But fuck man there's this girl I've been having real good sex with and we've been talking about having a baby, even though deep inside that is a bat shit crazy idea. But man having one and starting a family is tempting.

>>38289786
Hey how's it going with the rent a girlfriend thing or whatever

>>38289743
>Am I alone?
nah, thats how most gay men feel.

>>38289768
s-shut up

You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.

>>38289890
sorry op, ur a confirmed gay now. at least you won't die a virgin, you can easily obtain dick. as much as you want in fact.

Farted while I had dihearrea

I fought two very large dogs to save an old lady.

>>38289742
Sauce on original image?

you seem mad, nigger. and you know you can still use legacy captcha dumbfuck.

>>38290735
>you seem mad, nigger. and you know you can still use legacy captcha dumbfuck.
I'm not black, you little dicked manlet bucktoothed ladyboy

>>38290784
you sure act like one "ooga bogga muh dig mofo"

ive seen what u can do on those computers son, your gonna grow up to be a big sucess. just you wait! The world aint gonna know what hit him!

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Who gives a fuck? Just make through college to make some money to pay for some degenerated hookers and bust a nut on their faces, maybe do coke once in a week, and carry on.

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Bruh, I feel you. I've gone through similar things in life and I've dug a pretty big hole for myself that sometimes seems impossible to climb out of. Nowadays, it's really hard for me to envision a happy future and I've been having suicidal thoughts.

The one thing that I would recommend is to just get moving. Set some goals for yourself, and work on them everyday.

A lot of people in our situation just want to sit around and over analyze our minds and do tons of introspection. Well, some introspection is fine. But introspection without action is not only useless, but I think it makes things worse. Just gets you too lost in your head.

Get moving. Find out what you need to do to improve your life. Create a plan for how you're going to do it, and work towards it like your life depends on it.

>>38289702
Dude fucking fix your face and nigger feet

>>38289702
>actual wizard life?
You mean faggot roleplaying as some sort of childish idea of an actual wizard

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>>38289702
Welcome...to the Velvet Room.

>>38289685

I mean I could.

But I would be lying.

>>38289723
So you think im rational with my diagnosis? It feels like theres no way things get better in general

>>38290052

Oh they will get better. But no in 10 years and probably not in our lifetimes.

Things will got to total shit and everything will fall apart and we'll get another big reset and drastic change on the world stage.

Did you just start puberty or something? Get over it you've got many months of bleeding out of your snatch to go

Tell her "I called you a dog because of the collar ;)))"

i'm sorry how can i make it up for you queen

>>38289667
We suck and we're easily brainwashed, but we have the best media.

Also, you're welcome for building the internet.

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Easily the most depressing generation... And considering X already happened, that's an achievement.

>>38289667

the generation where optimism died but we had all the best cartoons

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>>38289640
ye....are you really sure about that

>>38289640
Because long hair is feminine.

A girl who lops her hair off instantly goes down by 3 or 4 points. Look at Katy Perry.

Haha edie sedgwick

I would add you, femanon, but I think I'm too autistic for you

>>38289651
it's okay, i have aspergers myself haha

>>38289657
Cute. I'm too scared still. Sorry. Bye.

>80's
>internet

>tfw no DARPA gf

None of us would be here.

There was no internet, there was only basic minimal home gaming, and people went out and socialized if only because there was nothing else to do.

You'd get over your issues really quick when there was no 4chan to hide out on all day, and you'd finish your Atari or NES games in an hour or two and then have nothing else to do.

>>38289706
i said "pretend" didn't I?

>>38289610
wait until all those BBC'S leave prison and BLACK all your white women.

>>38289610
Mostly in retirement homes.

Go get you some!

>>38289826
This. Women live longer than men because men are worked harder. But that doesn't put into account combat deaths, but it might be too minuscule to even matter. IDK

>>38289579
meaning of what?

>>38289680
obedience training, and what happens when she disobeys..?

>>38289692
You punish her. it's a nobrainer anon...