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yeah i did but definitely dont learn to code through some meme app like pic related

>>38290350
Youtube is a fucking godsend. Visual and on demand viewing with a search engine that can solve any coding problem you have.

>>38290350
I learned to program on my own but I didn't get a job from it. Learn the basics, it's pretty much the same shit for a lot of languages, just different syntax. Do shit like project euler.

>>38290339
cause u can fuck a gf

>>38290339
My best friends and friends were always women. Would ruin friendships by dating. Except my best friend were still close even after dating. Still Hut up bars and nights out on the town. Had my wife since I was 15. There shouldn't be a difference between your lover and best friend. They should he one in the same

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>>38290367

And there is where the faggotry comes in

You laugh about memes with your bro WHILE fucking

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>be me, Nidoran
>be in first grade
>not a lot of friends
>lonely
>even then known as the weird kid
>sensitive, cried at the drop of a hat
>bathroom after school one day
>new kid walks in
>just moved from South Carolina
>being the idiot 6 year old I am
>Ask him
You want to be my friend?
>let's call him mankey
>Mankey shrugs
Sure
>immediately leaves
>I'm ecstatic
> tell my mom when she comes to pick me up
>super happy to have this new friend
>talk to him the next day
>this friend is different than my old friend Flareon
>He's kinda mean
>calls people stupid all the time
>Makes fun of me for liking to swing
>sometimes throws the ball at me while I'm there
>shrug it off as just a friend thing to do

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>starts picking on this weird girl
> let's call her voltorb
>Voltorb is from Costa Rica, a bit strange
>basically an outcast from the class
>Mankey always makes a point to torture her
>He always harassed her on the playground
>decided to do something nice
>decide to start talking to voltorb
>while weird, she seems ok
>a little annoying, but ok
> this goes on for a while
> Mankey doesn't like this
>Starts harassing me for hanging out with her
>Insists we're dating
>in a 2 classes of only 30 people at my school, word spreads fast
>become even more of an outcast
>get mad
>start making fun of voltorb
>Mankey joins in
>The pressure is off me
>I start to feel a bit more included
>one day he calls her stupid
>I know it's pretty childish, but this is a big deal for first graders
>I'm torn by this
>I didn't think she was stupid
>But I want to stay friends with Mankey
>whatdoIdo.mp3
>decide to take the harder way
>Mankey is an asshole, I'll side with voltorb
>Defend voltorb from Mankey
>Mankey is PISSED
>Starts all kinds of rumors about me
>Try to get him in trouble with the teacher
>My teacher tries to intervene
>Says she'll talk to Mankey
>He lies out the ass and says he did nothing
>Mankey goes back to what he always does
>harasses me and flareon
>picks on voltorb
>wash
>rinse
>repeat
>second grade rolls around
>decide I don't want to be bullied anymore
>still have a soft spot for voltorb, but Mankey keeps pushing me to harass her
>get more involved with cub scouts
>there's another kid at school who is in it with Mankey, Flareon, and I
>Geodude
>Geodude has Tourette's
>Super annoying
>Hated him back in the day
>Mankey really hated him
>Mankey keeps harassing him
>I keep on with him, mostly because it takes The heat off of me
>One night we are all camping
>Mankey is just shitting on geodude
>Geodude is getting angry, as usual
>I say something about Geodude
>Geodude loses it
>pulls out knife
>HOLYSHIT.jpg.mov
>he puts it against my throat
>silence

>>38290364
>For a few tense seconds I thought I was dead
>He finally snaps out of it and calms down
>we all go back to sleep
>start to really feel bad about shitting on geodude
>Start to feel bad for abandoning voltorb
>Feelsbadman.jpg
>Life hasn't gotten better with Mankey, so it was all for nothing
>literally just his personal punching bag
>Year continues
>P.E. class one day
>dodgeball
>can't throw for shit
>but I can dodge
>People realize I have anxiety about getting hit by the ball
>Mankey and others start to target me
>jump out of the way best I can
>start getting really scared
>here I am
>7 years old
>things flying all around me
>get hit hard in the face
>fall on the ground crying
>Everyone just laughs
>coach asks if I'm ok
>say I am
>everyone starts calling me a crybaby
>People sometimes throw things at me on the playground just to scare me
>constantly
>day in and day out
>Start to get paranoid
>get so afraid of being hit I don't play football
>just swing
>and think to myself silently
>basically what I did at lunch too
>even though I was kinda in with Mankey, I was never accepted
>I was never going to be expected
>I just sat
>samwich in hand
>thinking
>dreaming
>of better worlds, far off places where I was a hero
>where I was liked
>where I was wanted
>it goes on and on
>Get very interested in paleontology
>have dinosaur books everywhere
>also love lego
>Bionicle, Star Wars, city, etc.
>you name it
>I had it
>My birthday comes around
>have a huge birthday party
>invited most of my class to it
>everyone super excited
>will I finally be accepted?
>will I finally fit in?
>it comes
>everyone actually has a good time
>get all 6 of the toa inika
>feelsreelgood.mask
>have an awesome time
>go back to school

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please post more qt jap girls desu

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>>38290416
I have a few,so i will. Hopefuly others will join in. She might be chinese though,but whatever.

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Here is another of her. Wish i knew who she was.

please be bpd bf
pretty please

>>38290309
sorry im a grill (female) anon

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>>38290318
it's okay we're all get bfs someday

Why don't the fuck heads just get a prostitute.

>>38290148
they are actually retarded. they legit deny basic science and anatomy in favor of their twisted worldview. none of them take a step outside and just look and see that normies and even below average men get girls all the time. at least on this board it's accepted that the reason nobody here gets laid is because everyone here is a loser in some way.

>>38290334
this. I'm a skinny borderline manlet, 4/10 face. this fucking morons claim only 8+ men can get with even 2/10 women.

fucking retards

maybe she wants to apologize or something

maybe she wants to have the love of her son while she still has time in this fleeting life

maybe she has something important to tell you, like she's sick or something

i would guess the above are likelier than her just wanting to bitch you out. with that in mind i think you should go

>>38290217
That's what I keep thinking, but it seems like a bad idea for some reason.

Thanks for responding anon. I hope you have a good day/night.

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>>38290066
Go.
You may hate yourself and her for what you are now.
But even the persons you hate are a part of you.

Afterall it's just a night.

just jerk off and it'll fade in the moment you blow your load

>>38290085
It doesnt

We need the contact and warmth of a pretty and loving girl

I don't want sex but I want affection
Really really badly, it's been so long since I've felt loved

If you're a wagie and you're NOT working as a lifeguard in an indoor pool that gives hours all year, then you're a fucking retard.

Here's my setup:

>9.25 an hour
>zero workload, just fucking sit in a chair all shift and get paid
>teach private swim lessons on the side for 30/hr, get 10-15 hours a week doing that on top of normal lifeguarding hours
>get to check out 12-14 year old girls in revealing suits their cuck dads bought them

Can any other wagies beat this?

Retail and food service are the worst jobs for robits since it's full of failed wannabe chads/Stacey's and Mexicans who thought America was more than they expected

>>38290233
not only that but you will be the absolute hero if you actually save some floundering shota or loli

>>38289960
Is she entitled to your protection or something? lol

Haha what business of it is yours anyway what normie shits get up to? Note the time in case the cops ask.

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>>38290000
Sweet Jesus just look at these digits.

I'm okay with that. Thanks for the reminder.

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>>38289922
get laid you white nationalist piece of shit

>implying i care about society and/or race

lol

>>38289860
I don't know the same thing happens when I start conversations with girls. Maybe they get board with us maybe we say something weirder than we thought I don't know

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>>38289860
NO I do the same thing to girls and they always do short answers after i put so much thought into my message!

>>38289860
Why do women do this? The world may never know.

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>>38289846
Absolutely a roastie. How does it feel interacting with normies. This is how they are. Just use you for simply getting off and then throwing you away.
Dumb cunt. You knew this and yet you still went through with it because you're 'special' and he'll 'definitely settle down with me'.

End it all.

>>38289846
Why were you sexting him if you didn't know he was attracted to you? Was he sexting you back? If so, he's a cunt. If not, you need to use common sense.

>>38289846
>Also not a roastie or """"fembot"""""
So you're a man?

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unironicaIly

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>>38289834
I love me some art

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>>38289834
The main reason to live.

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The format of this board makes it difficult to dump pictures with text as their primary content.

>>38289869
Yes. Ironic, isn't it? The company that lives precisely of people who want to fit into the bandwagon, the company who forbids any sort of customization is actually telling you to think different.
If you thought different, you wouldn't buy apple products.

>>38289946
>reality isnt made out of matter, but what matters.
Why do people care about this fucking Jordan Peterson guy? This is the corniest shit I have heard all day