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This is for Anons who love their dogs.
>what breed?
>male or female?
>fun things you do with dog
>ways your dog is a shithead
>has it ever bitten someone or protected you?
I want a doggo but I'm in an apartment currently. Do they help with robot loneliness?
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>labrador retrieverand pitbullmix
>male
>I play catch with him, he is a good fetch-er and he sure does love his tennis ball
>if he's around more than one (1) human being he instantly gets hyper and wants to play with everyone
>no, he's a gud boi who dindu nuffin wrongbut I like that he has the physicality and the ability to protect me or my mom if need be
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Use to have retired police dogs (GSD/Rottweiler) growing up. Had to muzzle them when I took them outside, that was pretty bad ass.
But my uncle retired from the K9 unit awhile ago and the last one we had (rottweiler) died a few years ago.
Now I have 2 faggy little white dogs, they're not anywhere near as fun to walk, but do funny shit little autistic dogs do.
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>>38290721
Have two dogs
Boxer
And shih tzu
Boxer can break sound barrier
Shih tzu is useless and ugly but he's snuggly
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tfw you felt your nose was too big for your profile so you got rhinoplasty and it looks cute from the side but from the front it looks bent in on one side at the bridge thus throwing off the symmetry of your face and you're too scared to go for a revision because you don't want to ruin it even more so instead you try your hardest to cover it up with makeup that you reapply every hour or less and have trouble holding conversations with people without thinking they're just staring at your nose
picture not me
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well that convinced me not to get a nosejob. I think I will remain a shut-in virgin instead.
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>>38290716
Have you tried looking at yourself in a camera instead of a mirror? A reversed image of yourself is a flawed perception of your actual appearance.
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>>38290716
that's a really pretty dude
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>tfw no bear to pound my chubby boipussy
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>>38290706
probably because you ate him
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>>38290706
is that a bear you want to pound you or is that you
because that's less chubby and more just actually fat
and a boipussy has to be feminine, hairy people aren't very feminine
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>>38290758
That's someone I want to pound me. And yes I'm very smooth.
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Random shit you did as a kid. 2017-07-11 03:46:49 Post No.38290680
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Random shit you did as a kid.
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Back in the 1990s I pretended to be a rich kid and told everyone in my class my parents could buy them all Playstations/Nintendo 64s.
>mfw about 10 different parents of these kids actually called my parents saying I said they would buy their kids Playstations and a Nintendo 64.
I'm still not understanding how they even got our home phone number, did they just use to give that way back in the 90s?
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Whenever wintertime came and everyone would wear those big 'ol puff coats, I'd pull my arms out of the sleeves and my head out of the headhole and retreat into the coat like an autistic turtle
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>>38290680
>sniff own farts in front of everyone because i didn't grasp own fart fetish
>lasted until grade 2
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>>38290680
Be me
Be 13
Go to hunting camp
Decide to kayak across lake
Too lazy to paddle back
Tie kayak to motor boat
Break sound barrier
Hit wave wrong
Mfw kayak flips
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Why Are You Still A Virgin Anon? 2017-07-11 03:46:19 Post No.38290674
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Why Are You Still A Virgin Anon?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZazURkqH14&
Why are you still virgins anons? Share your stories of the closest you've come to losing it. Or your story of when you did lose it.
>Be me
>After prom
>At my dates place
>Get head from her for a bit dont cum
>Eat her out
>At first she said didn't want to fuck
>Pull out condom and convince her
>She says ok
>Put on condom but dick starting to get soft
>She's laying there with legs open ready
>Lean over and start kissing her, hoping dick gets hard, dont wanna start rubbing my dick with condom on
>She hears bathroom door close
>Shit mom is up
>She gets scared and starts putting back clothes on
>For the rest of summer end up barely talking to her
>She invites me over a few time but im too busy getting high with friends and decide i dont care with her
>Fast forward now a year later, and I dropped out of college
>Only managed to tongue kiss a few different girls at a few college parties
>Now a full fledged NEET, not looking like im gonna lose it anytime soon
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>>38290674
shameless bump for interest
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closest i've ever come was holding hands with a girl while rollerskating.
i think it's because i'm so full of self hatred i destroyed all my self confidence. That and i'm fat and probably autistic because of my lack of social awareness. my job doesn't let me get a gf to lose my virginity to and i don't have the money to pay for a hooker (not like i would).
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>>38290674
This is what passes for a robot on r9k in 2017
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Why do you blackbots like white women so goddamn much? I can understand the white guys since that's their race(I still think they'd do better if they tried black girls), but you guys ARE black. White women can never understand or relate to you, they're like an alien species to you guys. Also they don't even look good. I noticed this disturbing shit where a white girl can be sub average and funny looking as hell and guys don't mind, but black girls have to look like fucking models or else. Fuck this goddamn shit. Plus white girls suck in bed, black women have bodies BUILT FOR SEX. White bitches are either flat as a board twigs or fat as shit hogs.
Look at this girl's skin, it's fucking disgusting how pale she is, she looks like a fucking vampire or demon or corpse or some shit. You like this fucking shit?
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>black guys will unironically claim she's better looking than black models and pornstars
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>>38290644
I'm black and I dig her skin tone a lot.
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>>38290669
Why? Her skin looks like a fucking albino lizard or cave salamander.
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An Interest in Others 2017-07-11 03:43:11 Post No.38290634
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I am intensely interested in you.
Your life story, how you became to be the way you are, how you were raised, what you plan to do with yourself, I have within me a deep love of others and their struggles that I want to share with you all.
I want to get to know you personally. Who you are on the inside, your sins, your entire being.
I'll submit contact information below for anyone interested in getting to be known. This isn't exactly an advertisement for friendship and I'll answer any questions you might have, I just want to get to know you.
This isn't something underhanded. It's just a personal interest.
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>>38290634
Can we skip the 5-6 paragraphs and go straight to not having anything to talk about instead?
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alright, what do you want to know? be more specific
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>>38290717
It really isn't something specific, it's all of you.
>>38290698
I really am interested to know why you feel the need to justify yourself with a tripcode, it says a lot about you without evening asking a question.
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What is life like as an attractive/handsome man? 2017-07-11 03:41:13 Post No.38290587
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What is life like as an attractive/handsome man?
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What is life like as an attractive/handsome man?
>tfw ugly as shit
Wish I was an aryan with long hair and good traits. I look like the average spic. Fuck this shitty genetics.
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>>38290587
It's ok but even the "beautiful" have the pain of reality, life, and death to deal with. The only real advantage to being handsome I've had is that females make the first move if they're interested. I use it as a filter cause I'm pretty retarded socially, I never approach or hit on girls unless they do first. 100% success rate.
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>>38290690
FUCKING NORMALFAG GET THE FUCK OUT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>38290587
Kurt looks like Brad Pitt here.
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r9k people edition
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>>38290556
KAKYOINANON
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barmananon is the only one with all upsides so i'll take that
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fateanon doesn't make sense
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Do you think humanity has the chance to defeat a cloverfield/Godzilla type monster?
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>>38290527
yes, i will hide so he can't find me
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>>38290527
nuke it and cut their losses
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Keenan and kel is what got me into daikaiju movies but ever since gareth edwards rebooted the ultraman\godzilla series remake everyone in my town started to wear sunglasses and mentally attacked me.
But this is only after I found out the truth about mothra's egg movie.
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ITT: your sociopath tendencies 2017-07-11 03:35:33 Post No.38290504
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ITT: your sociopath tendencies
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can imagine horrible acts in great detail
murders, suicides, deadly accidents, etc.
usually end up imagining people I know or myself in these situations.
Example:
>laying in bed at night
>imagine hanging/shooting myself
>think about how it would feel to have my neck break from the rope, how long it would take before I pass out from lack of air, what I would see from my suspended view-point, whether my lungs would hurt, whether it would be relaxing as I die.
>"camera" zooms out of my point of view.
>see my own body hanging there.
>eyes bulged and wide
>slightly swaying
>rope creaking
>watch the color slowly drain from my face and limbs
>(I still live with parents)
>mother walks down to call me for dinner or something
>looks around before noticing the corpse
>loud scream
>seems like it real and right next to me
>snap out of this "fantasy"
>feel nothing
>no fear, sadness or anything else
>turn over and go to sleep
This can't be normal. The lack of emotion after these vivid dreams-while-awake concerns me.
Anyone else have experiences like this?
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it's just a load of inserted bs into your head. pay no mind, stay alive.
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the best thing to do in isolation is learn to live. It's hard ,but you'll figure it out. it also takes time ,but once you get it you'll have it forever. and nobody can put you down.
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>>38290504
Sometimes I think, "man I could kill so and so with (insert nearby object) and they couldn't do anything about it," but that''s usually as deep as it goes
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Is eating ass as hot in reality as it looks in porn?
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>>38290503
It's not even hot in porn you fucking nasty degenerate motherfucker.
Fuck me you scat fetish cunts deserve to be gunned down in the fucking street and tossed in a dumpster.
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>>38290503
can we all please stop posting this disgusting ass
I don't want to see it anymore
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you do know you're not supposed to eat the ass of a fat girl right?
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Reasons to make tulpas:
>hot tulpa wives that you can touch and hold hands with and have sex with.
Why haven't you made a tulpa like me?
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>be me
>be also op
>op 23
>myself five years old
>literal waifu
>adult body
>can hallucinate anything
>can change body form
>wat do
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>>38290476
I can't meditate. I hear music when there's silence around
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>>38290476
I've been looking into it but it's kinda scary making a big commitment like that.
I also was looking at a form and found one I was thinking of using but changed my mind and I felt a really frustrated presence and pressure on my head like I pissed them off
I love you.
JuIy 10
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>>38290451
You love you, too.
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>>38290668
Hey, how about I divulge to you my kinks so you can satisfy my stinky twat next time one of your routes lines up with my state?
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>>38290687
I'm going to have to hose you down first.
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Going to try shrooms Thursday.
>first time
What can i expect?
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Not what you expect
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>>38290390
How well do mushrooms and masturbation go together? Could you use mushrooms to experience your fetish?
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you'll be super confused. That was honestly the hardest part to handle about my 5g shroom trip, too confusing. Great time and out of this world visuals. Relax and you'll be good anon