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4chan omegle thread
do you guys wanna meet up and talk or just talk about experiences on the site
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>>38291764
fuck off already
go to /soc/ and have your fucking meetups
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>>38291803
>go to /soc/
but anon i want to meet other robots
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>>38292032
this is a girl i encountered earlier today
Why does straight edge trigger normies and scumbags so much?
Is it because it reminds them that they are disgusting degenerates?
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I'm Mormon, so I can get all the benefits of Straight Edge with none of the normie stigma (as far as being SE goes anyway).
So in other words, I dunno. I guess roaches hate the light.
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>>38291732
I don't have anything against straightedge, but how does it make for a life worth living? I respect it more than a life full of degeneracy, but I've been trying to think of a life worth living and every lifestyle I can think of just seems sad and pathetic in its own way.
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It annoys me too and I am practically straight edge. I think it's the mix of retarded degenerate subcultures (punk I guess) with totally clean elements. It's like when Christfags try to make themselves seem 'hardcore'.
Who here /actuallyattemptedsuicide/? I've tried before and it didn't work. I took a months worth of anti depressants and was hoping I just wouldn't wake up. Still have constant thoughts but haven't tried again yet.
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I tried to hang myself with my bedsheets two years ago but it hurt so I rolled the chair back with my sheet and untied myself. Longest 10 seconds of my life.
I'm glad I'm not dead though. Now I have the opportunity to do something outrageous before I kill myself. Who else here /outrageous/?
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Tried partial suspension hanging a couple times but I could never get it to compress the arteries right. Maybe next time.
It doesn't really count but I used to pop handfuls of xanax and shoot big shots of dope hoping I wouldn't wake up, but it was never a full in attempt
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>>38291777
Trips o Trinity anon. 360 no scope yourself
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Never understood people who complained about doing their job and go around making passive aggressive comments on the internet about how people should be cleaning up after themselves.
Very lazy and conceited, I think. Almost as if they think they are too good for the job they are doing. You see that a lot amongst waitresses too. Maybe it's because they all have four years of education now, I can't say.
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it's one thing to clean up after people, it's another thing to clean up after people intentionally trashing the place. Who the hell does that? have a little common decency.
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>>38291663
that pic is just plain disrespectful desu
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>>38291663
Amerifat detected. You're a filthy, lazy, entitled shit who only sees other people as your servants. I always clean up after myself when I go out anywhere. If you don't, you're literally subhuman garbage.
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>you are walking home with your robo-waifu when a pack of chads push you over and attack her with steel baseball bats. They run away yelling at you to get a real girlfriend. You see her lying beaten on the ground, crying. "Why did this happen on our date, anon?" She says through teary eyes, "Why can't I just be a real human?"
What do you do?
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wake up
cry
go back to sleep, goro
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>>38291662
>What do you do?
Well I like to fix things and work with my hands so I'd just try and repair her. Whip out the 'olmultimeterand go to town.
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I'd make Columbine look like dying peacefully knowing that, not only is God real, but that he loves me and I will go instantly to Heaven.
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>girl sends me nudes and is rude to me
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go ahead anons
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the only rude one here is you
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Will this really make you happy, Anon? Will it?
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nah
delete this thread
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Help robots, I feel like pic related
>become wagecuck
>right when I get hired my department-head gets injured and has to leave for two weeks
>end up getting trained by other trainees
>department-head comes back today and gives me shit for not following procedures
>gives me three times as much cleaning as I usually do and implies she'll be pissed if I fuck up/forget anything
>shift ends before I can finish my tasks so I leave a note
Fuck, I'm feeling a mixture of fear and exhaustion. I wish I was never born
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>>38291569
>I wish I was never born
All wagies feel that way at one time or another. Let it go for right now, tomorrow you have to find the strength to get up and do it all over again.
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>>38291633
>tomorrow you have to find the strength to get up and do it all over again.
I can't do this, Sam
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>working shitty minimum wage job since highschool having to put up with shit like this
>haven't signed up for university or trades
>no clear goals in sight
Give me one reason not to kms
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Maybe robots can turn it around in their 30s
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Not impossible, just harder. And people have more mixed reactions towards it than if you were in your twenties.
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>>38291583
This. You can turn it around at any age. There are stories of complete fucking failures at live suddenly getting sucess in their 60s of all things. It just gets harder and more and more pointless as you get older.
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>>38291560
Yeah maybe I'll learn how to fly or get into unicorn rearing. I hear it's lucrative.
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your oneitis has taken a hot stinky dump within the past 24-48 hours
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what if she's constipated
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>>38291615
then she's probably silently farting everywhere she goes even in your presence
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lol It's true! You're so funny, anon!
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Where all the Jewish niggas at?
Mystery nigga just ghosted me.
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i guess they're all in israel
or ethiopia if you're being literal, since they have a large black jewish population
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RICH NIGGAS
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Damn, looks like dog nigga is off the chain again.
>tfw girl i'm talking says she has her tubes tied and can't get pregnant
Should I trust her and bust a fat nut in her cooch?
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>>38291383
I hope you didnt fuck her without a condom
Thats a saying for having HIV
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>>38291383
Many women are desperate for children.
I'd wear a condom just in case
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R9K IS NOT ADV
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who /Diogenes syndrome/ here?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diogenes_syndrome
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>>38291382
Close. I don't really hoard anything. I just can't possibly give a fuck at this point. If a million dollars fell into my lap at this point, I'd probably just use it to kill people.
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>when a country is basically a syndrome
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>>38291629
The USA is literally my syndrome. Everything wrong with me stands from American """"culture"""".
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>18
>dropout
>loser
>neet
>friendless
>not actually a catfish, but all of the above genuinely
does anyone want to chat and become friends over discord? higgus#9410
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stop shitting up the board with this faggotry
you're like a single grain of rice in a bowl of autistic rice
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>not a catfish
Lol so do you want me to just believe you are all of the above, the perfect man?
I don't think so, try again OP
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>>38291405
please refer to
>>38289638
>>38291435
>perfect man
being a dropout loser neet with no friends at 18 is by no means "perfect" lad, its a death sentence ; if you don't fix your shit quickly you're on a rickety railway track to a shitty life of minimum wage
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>make shitty OC for stupid thread
>slow as fuck and retarded so thread is gone by the time I finish
I'M GOING TO CUT OFF MY LEGS AND THROW THEM INTO THE SEAAAAAAAAAAA REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>38291342
hey, that's kinda funny desu
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merch bag
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I don't understand the joke. Why did the baby's face fall off?
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Is it possible to meet humans I don't want to murder?
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internet's a big place with all sorts of nice communities
maybe just get in on one that's into the same weird shit as you, and use it as an opening for a meetup
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>>38291371
>internet's a big place
And all I've seen is human garbage. I'm pretty sure garbage is the only flavor humans come in.
>all sorts of nice communities
This is precisely the sort of delusion I'm talking about.
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>>38291417
>all I've seen is human garbage.
This, you are not wrong.