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tick tock goes the biological clock anons
tell yourself you don't like kids anyway, it will ease the pain

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>>38292400
>he's a filthy natalist

Betas are superior to Chads, due to their lack of muscles and facial hair, but many of them have ridiculously high standards.
You shouldn't complain about not finding a girlfriend when you require her to be
>virgin
>white or asian
>large chested
>beautiful
>pure
A woman with that beauty will most likely not share your interests.
Go for the average girls.

i think you nigger shouldnt shill your shitty website here

This is directed at blacks, right? Every welfare family I know has at least 1 black parent.

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>>38292390
who ever knows with reddit

>>38292210
You're fucking gay stop posting this retarded faggot

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TransvaaI

>>38292210
MOZAMBIQUE

>muh originality

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Me comfy monsoon here

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>>38292198
>tfw monsoons haven't came
Why is it taking so long?

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think its going to rain soon
tempe here
comfy monsoon weather makes me happy desu

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>>38292180
Have you tried the Bacon Queso Burger from Wendys yet op? It will take away any pain you feel

>>38292382
No I haven't. Neighbors have brought us a lot of food over the last few days, we're pretty well stocked on baked ziti and pasta salad.

Also, a kid I used to play D&D with looks just like Reviewbrah, so seeing him always makes me laugh.

>>38292180
My Dad died last monday and I know exactly what youre going through anon.
It feels insincere when you hear the exact same shit from everyone you know

Probably true. I got a frozen pepperoni pizza cooking right now though. Also i haven't slept in 30 hours and I've jacked off 3 times today so I got more issues to worry about than just what food I eat.

>>38292101
>You'd feel a lot better if you stopped eating tendies or pizza and went vegan.
I am vegan

can confirm I feel a lot better than when I ate meat

obviously anecdotal, and obviously there's confounding factors, I became vegan at the start of many other changes in my life as well

I went nearly vegan for about 40 days and I did not feel any better

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>do you masturbate constantly?
>do you eat junk food constantly?
>do you sleep enough?
>do you exercise enough?
>do you drink enough water?
>do you eat enough fruits / vegetables?

>>38292289
No, I barely ever masturbate. It is a chore for me. Whenever I do I bust the largest nut in the world because it happens so rarely

I don't eat any junk food. My diet consists of eggs, salad and Cheerios (I'm poor)

I've slept over 9 hours the last three days and I still feel like shit. I will sleep for over 12 hours and still wake up with black circles under my eyes

I jog and do free weight and body weight exercises a few times a week. I walk ~5 km total daily for my work commute.

I'm pretty sure I drink enough water. I carry around a water bottle and consciously try to stay hydrated

I've been like this literally my whole life. It's like my body has the fuel efficiency of an old SUV or something if that analogy makes sense

>>38292449
Correction on the junk food thing: I drink diet soda a few days a week

>>38292077
Man, I'd love to chill out and eat some pasta on a roof that high up and just watch the world slowly kill itself.

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Here's some original comfy pictures I got last week

>>38292077
that's a lot of cigarettes

bump

It's 6:40am already wake up you fucks

>>38292026
p legit, but you're never gonna find the good people by being shitty too

p much equivalent to a prisoners dilemma situation

>>38292026
>>Friends are flaky, they'll talk shit behind your back or blow you off all the time

I did this to a """"friend""", a guy I had known in college. He kept going after girls that were obviously keeping him on the hook (usually had boyfriends too). He was too wishy washy and he only ever talked about stuff that happened in high school.

>>38291932

woops *wears

>>38291948
are you surrounded by obese americans? how have you never seen an innie bellybutton

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>>38291932
>know only outtie belly buttons all my life
How is it even possible?

Join the military,get to atleast general rank,get out,run for office and become president. I will be the best president since george washington and reagon.

>>38291918

I don't have one. Not anymore.

I gave up on marriage - I'm too undesirable, no one would ever really love me (no one in my life ever has). Besides, I can't share personal details. Never done so. I couldn't ever be a good husband.

I couldn't be a good father either, especially in times like these when Murica is going so downhill. Better my unborn kids stay unborn; I'd be committing a crime bringing them here.

I actively hate my job. It's stable, steady, safe. Utterly dehumanizing. It's also the best I'll probably ever get. I had ambition once, but I know I can't reach that. I don't have that antagonistic, arrogant drive. I want to get along, to smile and enjoy life. Careers in modern capitalism are about ruthlessly destroying others regardless of others' feelings. Not something I'm really cut out for, so I just subside.

I guess I live for day to day little pleasures. I like to creatively write. I work out to see strength gains. I photoshop surrealist bullshit. I practice archery. To be honest, I don't have anything else. No family, no friends, no dreams and no hopes. I'm just here finding a little bit of enjoyment in my days. It's enough, I guess. Not a great life, but life's not really all that great. I get by. I guess I'll get by for the remaining 40 years of my life.

>>38291918
waiting to die

THE most infuriating phrase I hear is "life is short"

no, it takes wayy too fucking long to play out

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I beg to differ originally

>>38291857
Dude the guy in your pic isn't natty, he's roiding hard.

>>38291857
poke a vein while nobody is looking and watch him deflate

Why would we? Then that poor woman would be out of a job.

>>38291845
Finish what Hitler started

>posts picture of two pornstars

fuck off kike

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>tfw no anno's maya gf

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>tfw no My Summer Car: Hardcore IRL Mode

>>38291806
its 1 am and tfw no insomnia gf

Heaven sent ggbyy

Sure why not
Originamuted

So what did you want to discuss first?
Also more pictures might aid our discussion.