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>>38293752

God I love Bliss

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>>38293775
Bliss is the best.

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>he has male pattern baldness

preach, sista

>>38293730
Venus fly traps looking to cuck you into fatherhood

>>38293730
She was trying to look for a father for her child anon. Also a hit and quit on a single mother sounds kinda cruel.

>>38293730
I want a fujoshi gf

>>38293703
INFP. I never make sense to anyone, even when I'm trying really hard to make myself clear. Nobody seems interested in taking a moment to understand. Everything is an uphill battle.

Let me quickly summarize this thread, and all future MBTI threads

>Wow, I have common human behaviour A, B, and C, im SUCH a [Insert Type Here]
>>I too am a human being who has thoughts and has interactions, and can relate with eye-rollingly generic traits A, B, and C, such is the life of a [Insert Completely Different Type Here]
>I know anon, as a INTP, I literally projectile vomit when someone attempts to converse with me, DAE smart but lazy??? XD
>I too am a INTP, of course, I am also very extroverted, and am moderately sympathetic with emotions, almost as if a personality cannot be defined by 4 rigid binary choices, but I am still a INTP and will define every decision and opinion I make or hold by this framework

>>38293703
TANG
(Traps are not gay)

>>38293618
show it to us, friend.

>>38293650
This is it

https://youtu.be/1-mIRC_owik

Only a few mins in, bretty gud will listen to the whole thing later.Thanks for sharing may I sugest to invest into a better mic to get rid of the background fuzzing. Finding a partner might help.

i don't despise anything

love for all

being unable to eject deeply lodged butt flapping farts

I am extending the life of this thread by posting within it.

>>38293583
Why are women so bad at not getting raped?

>>38293583
the female orgasm does not exist so men only focus on their own pleasure during sex

because men don't realize there are two types of orgasms

some girls orgasm from their clit, some from their g spot

some find it difficult to orgasm from the clit, some find it difficult to orgasm from the g spot

i have a small dick so i find girls that are clitoral because i eat pussy like a champ, they orgasm hard and stay super happy

it's all about finding out what you can offer vs what they enjoy, same with guys. i'm not turned on by girls with big tits so i don't fuck girls with big tits

/honest answer in a troll thread

>>38293553
I play MMOs. It's fun.

>>38293553

fuck friends. focus on your studies. ace them. go and be successful

>>38293553
It's so hard for me right now. the lack of communication with people is killing me.
I'm actually not in college right now because it's summer break.
But I can go several days without hearing a human voice in person. That being said I've been banned out of all of /r9k/s discords and I don't relate to the threads on /r9k/

I try to exercise, apply for jobs, and watch stuff listen to music to kill the time. It's hard tho.

>>38293428
I would be questioning why he is in my grandma's basement and help him out because he seems uncomfortable.

>>38293428
become the guy you feel sorry for in horror movies who figures out the truth and risks his life to help but gets killed before he can actually do anything to ensure escape

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>>38293528
>t-thanks for your help ano- OH SHIT SHE'S COMING!!! QUICK ANON HIDE YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME!
What do???

Thanks anon! I almost forgot to pray today.

>>38293404
I won't be here but you can def come back sucker.

>>38293404
Goodnight and sleep well.

I feel lonely all the time.
>I live alone in a Studio my father pays for.
>I only have 2 good friends I regularly see
>I don't have a job and I'm currently out of school so I hardly see people
>spend most of my time online
>Can't relate to anyone on /r9k/ anymore
>I've been banned from all the /r9k/ discords
>I've been banned from the gaming community I was a part of
>I now no longer use facebook.

I just don't feel like there's a place for me.

I forgot /r9k/ isn't full of depressed people anymore. it's full of normies.

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>>38293368
My ragdoll cat recently died and he was barely two years old. I didn't think it would hit me as hard as it did, but whenever I think about him, I can't help but get a little cut up about it.

His name was Cloud and his was the single nicest animal I've ever known. All you had to do was pick him up and he would start purring. I can't help but feel depressed knowing that I'll never get to pet the little guy again.

>>38293205
muh nihilism meme

>>38293215
It's true though. Although simplified, it's true.

>>38293228
Why? Who says you have to life your like this? I'm an autistic retard but I'm still rather content with what I do with my time. I haven't been to university, I didn't graduate school, I certainly do anything I would consider working.

I partake in a few hobbies and enjoy spending my time writing and watching sport.

Why does nothing matter? Money aside, what personally is condoning you to the """normal""" livelihood as listed in OP

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I bet her hair smells like cocoa butter, hopefully that's natural and not a fucking weave

>>38293151
using the word "chocolate" to describe them doesn't make the activity sound any more appealing

>>38293151
why are niggers so off putting

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>>38293121
Original Wifey

>>38293121
Like ciara, she's perfect

Original content

>>38293121
>freckles
Muh fucking dick

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>tfw im not allowed to touch latina women because I am latino and not white

>>38293062
you can touch Latina women too! as well as white women for that matter

>>38293056
I liek ur mom's feet, fgt.

From what I heard if you dismissed enough your profile rarely comes up even to new people.

The higher your like rate the more your profile pop's up for new people who haven't seen it yet.

So uggo's get GG'd

>>38293083
Yeah, Tinder has a secret search pool where only Chads and Stacys can be in.

>>38293083
I also noticed that after 20 minutes or so it started only showing me really fat and ugly girls. Like it was desperately trying to find someone who would settle for me