>just got a possible job offer as a janitor at a gay sauna
What should i do /r9k/? Should i take it?. I won't be expected to give extra services will i
you'll be cleaning up pozd miss and shit
>literal jizz mopper
>>38295019
The "janitor" is the guy who does shit like this for an audience.
That's it I'm absolutely done.
I have created an igloo inside of my room out of the poop jugs and the helium tank waits inside. All the floor and walls are shit and I can't take it
Goodbye I'm going in and turning on the hose full blast this is my last post
Post pics before you die OP, also at least wait a bit.
i'm sorry to the janitor that has to clean your shit and piss encrusted bloated corpse
rip
holy shit all that gelati is gonna fall out of that sandwich
I pirate all my games and then buy the ones i think they deserve it. I don't think piracy is good. But i ain't going to wait like a retard till i can get money to buy a game if i can pirate it without any problem.
>GTA V
>a four year old game
>came out two years ago for PC
>still $30 during the Steam Summer Sale
>for a FOUR YEAR OLD GAME
I may be a poorfag but come on this is fucking ridiculous
>2030
>they finally get to port all your 90s games to a single console
>>38294916
>the DRM is wired into your neural router implant
>Give me your lunch money or I'll give you a wedgie.
What do Anon?
>>38294817 is he white or black?
Didn't even need the money just liked beating up nerds
>>38294817
That's not what Chad says. Chad isn t insecure enough to threaten you. It's more along the lines of
>Hey anon. Im hungry as fuck my dude. Lend a dude some coin? Thanks.
He knows you will nit say no. Chhad is already inside of you and you are his bitch.
>tfw you're in love with underage b8
Tell me your regrets anon
How underage OP?
>>38294799
What connection could you possibly have with somebody that has way less experience than you do?
>>38294820
He's 15 turning 16 next month while I'm 20 (here's hoping he doesn't see this). Everything within me is saying it's wrong, so of course I won't act on it. I just want the obsessive thoughts to stop.
So...
If we go to war with North Korea...
Their women are free game...
Right?
I've been stuck in this middle eastern shithole for months with no good puss around.
Middle > right >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> left
>>38294776
wow..you really are no different to ISIS nogs are you?
Anyone here have "bleeding" mbti's?
ISTJ/ENTP here
Noone really talks about how you can be multiple at the same timeChart shows which ones can overlap; but is suppose to be for relationships
>Noone really talks about how you can be multiple at the same time
Because that's a case of mental illness, not a personality type.
>>38294770
I larp as ENTP, but I type as INFJ although I believe I'm an INFP
>>38294815
You're probably on the ES side mbti
Legit, I think this is one of the most autistic fetishes possible.
No girl is into this at all and everyone knows it's a trash tier fetish.
>>38294767
I feel you brother
t.foot fag/armpit fag
i feel like an armpit fetish is worse, although i dont speak to women, so i wouldnt know
t. cunt with a pit fetish
I often tease my fiance with my feet and I love giving him footjobs with my feet covered in olive
I absolutely love when he licks and kisses them
where is your god now?
Back in 2008, the Jews got bailed out, and many Americans wrote including myself we wrote the daily stormer, and i was very angry, and here I am I'm getting madder and madder and madder and then I realized it's a fools arrow, and perhaps I was a fool for trying. So then I tried a different tactic: murder. I enjoy you know watching young Jewish kids getting murdered. So that was kind of like the turning point for me and you know, I still get mad but I'm an old guy I can take it now I'm kinda like calloused. The best thing I did really was to murder young Jewish kids all around the world. And then people will know me for what I really want to be known for, which is the whacked out mass murder of Jewish kids. The Jews, they destroyed my commercial art career. I have not had a new client since 2011, and back in September they began in concert attacking the owner of the art gallery I was in and now I've gotta find another gallery, who's gonna take me on when the do a google search of my name. So this really does have real world impact. I cannot get clients, now my fine art has been attacked. Look, Joshua Goldberg's been going after me for years and they finally got one, so I'm not gonna say the Jew's always win because they finally nailed him, outright murder.
>>38294750
>Daily stormer
i bet your one of those "neo-nazis" too.
Got news for you bub you ain't a Nazi and you'll never be a Nazi if Hitler won you wouldn't be posting you wouldn't exist.
>>38294750
>fool's arrow
>>38294750
what is that a pube?
>use moms credit card
>buys bdsm shit with it
>atleast $2k of handcuffs, chains, chokers, etc.
>the first package gets delivered
>she is super fucking pissed
>she opens it in front of me
>its a realistic vagina sex toy
>she goes silent
>she hands it to me
>she hasnt talked to me for weeks
how do i have a good relationship with my mother again?
She handed you the fake vagoo, I'd say she's a pretty cool mom.
>>38294662
she was sobbing after she handed it to me. i heard her in her room. i think shes disappointed in me
>>38294674
>she was sobbing after she handed it to me. i heard her in her room. i think shes disappointed in me
Did you fuck it already, though?
>laying in bed in the dark
>suddenly ex pops in head
>"oh I wonder what she's up to now"
>realize 3 + years have passed
>Miss her bad and want her back all over again <
What's her name?
Mine is Leah
It's been almost exactly a year. Maybe I should write to her once more and hope.
Alice, I'm still hoping you will one day unghost me.
>>38294630
It's been 3+ years anon, she probably moved on and you should do the same, no point in beating yourself up over a past relationship
Does anyone else not have a problem letting people go in the long term? I'd say I'm glad that I'm not troubled after the initial sadness but it also makes me a bit of a shithead, I haven't spoken to some family members in a long time and I've ghosted old friends both online and in real life. Haven't spoken to my own mother in over a year, we had a perfectly fine relationship, I just stopped talking to her and I feel bad mostly because of the fact that I'm ignoring her more than actually missing her, but that's still not a strong feeling either.
How long until the new wave of trannies start doing porn?
https://youtu.be/5eq8keXo1Ck
Not soon enough. They keep on waving all these passable trannies in front of our faces but NONE OF THEM HAVE DONE PORN YET. It's like some kind of disgusting sick joke, since trannies (especially the passable ones) IRL only want Chad, so the rest of us are left waiting for them to show some boipooccee in porn
>>38294584
man the things i owould do to dat boipucc. i would literally marry her if it were possible.
>>38294607
>YWN watch ren fucc or get the fucc
I'm a recent lurker who probably feels more at home here than anywhere else in the 4chan matrix.
I'm 28 and although I'm doing ok with my career, I feel like I'm missing out on life. I haven't really much of anything, girlfriend wise, since I was like 21. Even that, well, I'm not sure how "real" that was.
All my friends are getting married and in serious relationships, and although I THINK I'm ok right now, I'm beginning to get kind of scared, since i have like no plan for meeting someone and settling down with them.
I'm having a quarter life crisis over not having a girlfriend or partner. It sound so stupid, since if I'm so smart and such a big reader, why haven't I resolved this issue? It's like my biggest insecurity.
I don't hate women or anything, so no hate from me fembots. I just feel embarassed that maybe a big part of my self-worth is centered on being with someone like you.
I kinda look like the guy in the photo. I'm not like hideously ugly and I'm height weight proportionate.
I don't know why I am the way I am...I can talk to girls and have them trust me, but like, how can I get to the point that I 100% want a girlfriend? Instead of doing my own thing and feeling anxious for not having one?
Like I would feel secure if I had a girlfriend, but I don't 100% want one. But since I'm almost 30, I feel social pressure to get one.
Terrible logic I know.... :-/
insecurity bump for being insecure
>>38294547
I feel sorry for you anon, I too want a gf but am unable to talk to girls and end up doing my own thing. You are not alone.
was bill hicks a robot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TL_uiPbMTLU
>>38294514
You cease to be a robot when you achieve any kind of success.
>>38294514
his edgy teenage phase lasted way too long
>>38294514
alex jones is pretty alpha to me
>She will never take you down to Kokomo
>>38294365
where do I find the rest of these photos? buddy
I can't believe people online actually lust after this far below average bitch.
Can we get her EGGED or HYDED?
>>38294739
I don't know. Reverse image search it, I don't know how