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Reminder that throughout human history there have been BILLIONS of people who have managed to find a spouse, have sex, and reproduce.

You are one of the ones that hasn't.
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Yeah but how many of them have ever got these dubs
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>>38295651
I had sex with two girls in HS but ten years had passed and I haven't had sex since. What does that make me?
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>>38295670
None. Check em.

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>tfw the age of consent is 16 in your state
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>>38295635
Implying yo'll fuck anyone anyway you useless faggot lmaoh ahhahahahahahaa
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I guess grow a pedo mustache and hang around high schools.
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>>38295635
Great, now you can have even more women turn you down! Congratulations.

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IS...IS...REVIEWBRAH HERE?!?!?!
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>>38295608
hes probably listening to his radio
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>>38295608
I wish he'd review my vago
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>>38295680
m-m-me-me too..

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Have you ever just been watching something normal like a TV show and a movie, and something really little, so minor and insignificant, just sets you off super hard and you start straight up sobbing?

This has happened to me before many times in the past. It's happened to me when I rewatched Code Geass and a really bittersweet thing happened in the last season, it just fucking happened to me tonight when I just refinished watching 127 Hours. Seriously I started bawling when James Franco shouts out to that family and they run over to help him and they're going to get him out of there.

Like why the fuck did that hit me so hard? Anyone else experience anything like that?
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>>38295529
That's happened a lot to me with Clannad (not surprising). But, interestingly enough, I've had that happen in another James Franco thing, 11.22.63
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>>38295529
Music sometimes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOsozBlH7ng
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4M7gKZqgHn4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Z5V60BYxmE
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>>38295584
ah fuck I can't believe I've done this

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>2017
>not cutting
LMAO Y'ALL ARE A BUNCH OF COWARDS!
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>not cutting loss in arm
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go back to 2006 faggot
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>>38295433
>he doesn't cut to the bone

you're not a real cutter

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define r9k with a music, video or pic. or anything

go

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOgB0KfkOkA
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They're a very sad lot.
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>>38295370
who made that pic and for what purpose?
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>>38295390
The purpose of parody, anon.

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CANT... STOP... EATING...

FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUCKKKKKK
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>tfw eating is the one thing that can consistently make me happy
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>>38295335
Try writting down what you eat and when on an index card
If you can fit all the foods on one card then try cutting back until you can
Then try replacing one or two of those foods with fruits or veggies
Finally, do a workout and count that as one more food you can have. More workouts allows more food.

Worked well for me, lost 30 pounds in 2 months
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>>38295335
Become a more moral person. Do something good just for the sake of it. Your need to eat will ATLEAST diminish.

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A thread for fellow manlets, to share feels and vent out.
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>>38295238
I wonder how tall the guy in pic related is
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How do you guys get the will to continue living?

this shit is too much for me, i always thought suicide was a bad mistake but now im starting to get it...
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>>38295250
5'4 - 5'5 I guess

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am I the only one? I don't think I've ever actually romantically liked a girl just sexually liked women. Any other robots have this experience?
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I tell myself that I'm unfit to be in a relationship even though I've never been in one nor tried, but deep down inside I fantasise all day err day of having one.
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are you asexual? if so you've ascended
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>>38295268
definitely not Asexual I am sexually attracted to women but for whatever reason I don't seem to be romantically attracted to women.

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>neighbor found the bum wrangler
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x found the x x
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>>38295206
you're on the wrong website i think you meant to post this on faggit.com
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>commies found the dollar apparatus

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why do people just up and do something? it feels like I've no will of my own.
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>your cause is pointless anon, do something for the greater good instead

Every damn time
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>>38295145
Is that what people say to you?
I've been told that myself but I never feel like doing anything for anybody. I mean a couple of times I had a friend in crysis kinda situation which really got me off my ass to help, that felt good but I can't live off my friends getting into retarded situations can I
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>>38295136
Because you don't respect the president

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Who doesn't love a big ol white schlong?
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>>38295102
>reverse image search
You posted the same picture of your dick on /soc/ two days ago.

Why did you do this?
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>no balls
>no hair
No thanks
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>>38295102
((( ))) . I's always ((( )))

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YLYL RIGHT NOW LETS GO FAGGOTS
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This board is just becoming another /b/.
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Nah. Go back to /b/
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>>38295162
That would be the best thing for this board.
Needs the tits+timestamp rule

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Post your fetish anons and let other anons judge you for it

>hucows
>lactation
>breast expansion
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>>38295091
Girls wetting themselves. Hottest shit ever. Only thing I've ever actually orgasmed to.
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>foreplay
>no penetration
>no action below the waist except on the surface

Help me.
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>>38295091
Top tier taste OP.

super orig

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>smell gf's ass
>it smells like shit
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no shit dipshit
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>>38295051
Amazing. What an insightful thread.
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>>38295051
But does tha pussay stank?

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