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>>38298880
she is a bloody feminist, everything she said in this video applies only to women

>>38298880
>her sister killed herself in 2007
Fucking roasties man, playing life on easy mode yet still kill themselves.

>>38298829
no you should fucking fix your furnace you dumb cunt

>>38298905
Holy fuck you autist gsfshag

>>38298950
tee hee it will be fine if our pipes burst over night anon kun ~~ :3

I guess no one here has done this?

fucking shit with girls ruining it

I want to play them, but the only thing that people play is D&D when there is an infinite amount of other TRPGs out there.

Is that petrol?
Set it on fire. Even if it doesn't kill it, its vision would be obscured enough to get the fuck away from it.

>>38298762
Why would you do such a horrible thing, anon?

>>38298772
Because it's an abomination.

>>38298629
Not possible if you aren't one.

Suck dick and get fucked in the ass by niggers until that semen gets in your brain and you become a normie

>>38298629
I've come to find that once you hit a certain threshold in looks whatever you do is normie

>can get chicks easily
>"robot"
stop this

Too bad. I was hoping for HIV. At least you got something though.

>>38298624
Get originally rekt normie

>>38298520
>talk to ''fembot'' all day
>shes normally the one messaging first
>shes replying in 30 seconds every time
>last message just got ghosted

pretty much every encounters I've had with women on this board have ended like that.

3 out of 5 new threads are woman hate. Why not take this shit to /r/theredpill where it belongs?

>>38298556
It's not a woman hate thread you fucking whiteknight faggot redditor.

transitioning is a brave and difficult choice, anon. have some compassion.

>>38298518
if fembots were actually female robots and not just females who pretend to be robots, you wouldn't need to fight the system, you wouldn't even need to call yourself fembots Robot is a completely gender neutral term, there's no real need to report your gender every time you try to fit in, especially on an anonymous image board Why can't "fembots" understand this bullshit

>>38298540
that's a biological female

i swear

stand up and run away

break her fucking hand

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>>38298450
>What do you do?
dream of spending life together

>>38298401
eating ass is legitimately the greatest thing in the world as long as the girl's asshole is clean shaven and also clean.

I used to eat my ex's ass out all the time and she liked it a lot; but complained that it tickles too much. my favorite time was when i convinced her to sit on my face and she jerked me off while i ate her out.

oh my god, why the fuck am i so alone ;-; i want to eat ass again soo badly

>tfw talking to a cute girl (male) who has only had sex once
>tfw s(he) has never had her(his) asshole eaten
>tfw s(he) said that s(he)'s excited to try it with me

soon bros, soon

>>38298478
>eating ass is legitimately the greatest thing in the world
no it isn't virgin, quit watching porn and go outside

>>38298478
dude that's fucking gay as fuck

Most women can always date up. If your country doesn't have an abundance of fat ugly women like America does, then its very unlikely that ugly women will have to date across

>>38298407
Okay but chads don't want to date ugly bitches because it damages their rep, if they can get anyone why would they date an ugly whore.

If you were a sexy lady you wouldn't want to date a 1/10 with a shit personality either. Keep your standards low.

>>38298432
>Okay but chads don't want to date ugly bitches because it damages their rep
I'm not talking about chads. I'm talking about your average guy, who isn't ugly but isn't super hot either. They will date ugly/fat women.
>If you were a sexy lady you wouldn't want to date a 1/10 with a shit personality either. Keep your standards low.
I'd have to date atleast 2 points down, but that would mean I'd have to go into negative numbers, which doesn't even exist.

>>38298355
>tfw too old to columbine those fuckers
This is my only regret

>>38298355
You can still be a NEET with endless free time and years' long vacation, it just doesn't feel as good and care-free anymore.

>>38298355
I had more free time in college than I did in high school.

>>38298201
i don't think that guy is a 9 out of 10

>>38298427
are you kidding? /soc rated me a 9/10
fuck off troll

>>38298454
i'm not kidding or trolling

you look like a generic weedo potsmoker that dropped out of highschool

>>38298193
Do you want to see my trap dick? ~

I feel my man. I know how feel I don't know what doing with my life

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>>38298193
Feeeeells

bump,
please give her a chance :(

really dig the music.

one time you're going to watch this and she's going to give you an "ewwwww... gross" look and frown at you. she will break your heart, anon. love is a meme.