>tfw no big beIly gf
>>38300646
Stop normalizing obesity.
>>38300646
Fucking hell, any more of her?
This is a bad feel OP
why did you do this to me
Belly dump?
>I just wanna have sex
Is he /ourguy/?
>>38300632
That nigga probably bangs 10 women daily...
>>38300657
But he's sexually frustrated...
>>38300657
>>38300726
Thugger is gay as fuck. Literally. He alludes to it in his lyrics. My girlfriend and I really like his music tho
>unironically thinking about joining the french foreign legion
don't forget the white flag, OP
You wouldn't survive two fucking minutes. The FFL is comprised of coffin-nail-tough slav criminals.
>>38300544
Why can't you join your native army? But you should do it, don't think about it too much, you will talk yourself out of it, I wish I had joined the French foreign legion before I aged out. You aren't going to change you're situation yourself. Your environment is the same, your abilitys are the same and your means are the same, if you were going to save yourself, you would have done it already.
Join
>tfw fapped to gay porn again
>not even gay
>>38300496
>fapped to gay porn
>not gay
choose one anon
>>38300601
im not though, never liked a guy in my life, straight porn is just too boring after years of being gf/sexless my whole life
>>38300496
>not even gay
Heh u gay
Hello /r9k/
I come to you for help.
How to get girlfriend?
HALP.
>>38300483
you have come to the wrong place, my friend
You don't want any old girlfriend.
You want a girl who likes you for who you are.
Just do what makes you happy and love will find you.
Just BeEe urselvez
HOLYSHIT GUYS IM FREAKING OUT, IM SITTING NEXT TO A qt3.14
AND IM GOING TO SIT NEXT TO HER FOR THE NEXT FIVE HOURS
WAT DO?!
>>38300445
Try to get a date with her.
>>38300475
Im asking for doable stuff anon
I look like shit right now
Haven't showered in 3 days
>>38300445
Nothing. I know your type, and what happens to people of that type in that situation. You'll inevitably sperg and fuck up and regret it for the rest of your miserable life. I know because i am your type, and i've been in that situation. Just enjoy the bliss of being next to a cute girl while it lasts and then move on with your life.
where are the niggers with social anxiety?
are they a superior race or something
>>38300386
right here desu
being a blackbot is a fucking curse
>niggers
>superior race
Social anxiety stems from being too self-aware. Niggers obviously don't have this problem.
>Come fuck me and finally lose your virginity!
Wat do?
Buy some floss
>>38300359
Why does this turn me on? Is it high test?
>>38300359
>Not enjoying a nice, thick bush.
Are you a literal fucking faggot or something?
>>38300418
Because she's hot and all natural.
>girl starts talking to you
>imagine life with her
>>38300315
>>girl starts talking to you
>>imagine life with her
>not realizing this is just an extremely evolutionarily beneficial trait that has been passed down for thousands of generations and that is the only reason it happens to you
>>38300315
do girls do the same shit? I do this even with females I don't really find that attractive, I do it more so to gauge what my life would potentially be like with that person if it ever came to that
>>38300315
>girl starts talking to you
Are any fucked up in the head robots in here? Not some cringy, edgy attention seeking whores, but people at the litteral brink of going ape shit and close to shooting their local high school?
Do you have any music that makes you more calm? That listening to causes you to tone your nevers down?
For me it's mentally ill stuff like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojLVqR0mrws
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f81sLy75Ubw
>>38300295
>nevers
Nerves* obviously... I think I have some fucking brain dementia from all my mental problems.
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>>38300295
>Not some cringy, edgy attention seeking whores
But that's what you are you turbo autist
Bump.
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Holy fuck. How did I just hear this album now??
>>38300268
>An overrated normie band that le 90s kids listen to.
>>38300268
Fucking lol, cringing at your life op
>>38300268
Because you're 13 years old.
I'm 5'11" and 35. I remember growing up I was nearly considered a giant at 18. It seems like the standard now is that if your under 6'2 or 6'4 you are a midget and should be bred out of the gender pool. What happened? Also, when I was a young man, it was rare for me to have to physically look up to other men. Now I find I have to do it often. Did the space marine program start and I wasn't aware?
I'm just glad there are more Asians in my country, these days. Makes me look taller.
>>38300310
No pyrrhic victories
>>38300232
You're neurotic. I just barely touch 5'11" and I tower over probably over 40% of people I meet and visibly taller than probably 65%
Has anyone ever been in a post depression phase that you don't know what you're doing anymore, don't know what you want and don't know what the "problem" is ?
It's hard to describe, I still feel sad all the time, but I can't trace the problem, I basically feel fuckig empty inside all the time. No job, no friends, nothing interests me anymore. There's no goal or something I really want, no desire for girlfriend or any material need, just being in a constant sad feeling all the time.
Where do I go from here?
Me
I'm even having a hard time trying to figure out what to do to pass the time, maybe I should start taking sleeping pills.
>>38300217
IKTF bro. I started getting into outdoor shit. Like climbing, surfing and hiking. I also go to the gym. I have no friends and do all these things on my own, but it helps me appreciate the beauty of this planet.
>>38300217
Fuck OP, I'm in the same position except instead of sadness I'm just filled with apathy and indifference to people.
I'm not depressed, I'm just living an empty existence with no purpose. I've honestly thought of suicide out of pure boredom, as irrational as that sounds.
Anyone else have that friend they watch anime with and take turns sucking each other off?
>>38300216
>tfw no friend to watch anime with and take turns sucking each other off
>>38300216
I don't suck dicks but I'd let a trap suck mine
>>38300253
You've never known true joy until you've watched the Akame Ga Kill finale laying on the couch while fellating your friend.
The finale and I both sucked dick, though
R0b0ts, I keep having these soul-crushing, bittersweet dreams.
Dreams where I encounter a beautiful woman, but always in an odd way. Like, we're in the backseat of a car together, or in an abandoned building at my Uni while a party goes on in another, and we just sort of instantly fall for each other. The one I just woke up from had her holding me while we lay together partially unclothed, kissing and promising a 'real date'.
Why does this keep happening? I can't take much more of this. They're phenomenal dreams, but they fucking break me when I wake up.
sorry op but it means your gay
>>38300175
I sincerely, highly doubt that though
>>38300134
I have these all the time. Always meeting some cute girl at a party, or one where it was just me and this girl in movie theater parking lot just talking under the lights.
Shhh... no more tears, anon