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>>38305209
Shut up autist.

ori

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He obviously posts here. Just goes to show that any of us can make it but we'd rather make excuses.

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>>38305209
asuka is a bitch nigger cumdump. if you wanted a pure waifu you should have gone with rei

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>>38305185
>Hey hey ho ho faglords
This 2bh

> tfw in a rut but no girlfriend (male) to pin down

GET OUT YOU FUCKING FAGGOT, GAYS ARE NOT ALLOWED HERE, ONLY STRIGHTS

What do you want to talk about my dude

>>38305160
Just lettin you know I saw your post and empathize but I'm so fucking empty I cannot talk with you
Good luck, but in the meantime go buy some good food, get pleasure, watch a film, idk
If you're underage leave

good one OP
too bad u don't have a bagina

u r alone

>>38305141
>Anyone here who wants to drink with me?
I would but I don't have any and I don't really enjoy it anymore. It used to make me feel happy but now I can barely even get properly drunk anymore.

>>38305161
It's fine, though I'm sorry to hear that. My tolerance is still fairly low, and I'm drinking on an empty stomache right now

>>38305112
>wake up in the morning
>looking thick solid tight
>nice
>drink a glass of water
>have a light snack
>oh god I'm so fat now
>gut starts jiggling with every step

Every time

>>38305139
at this point I just fast and have one huge meal at the end of the day

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>>38305112
I'm a tiny person in a big person's body.

JK, I'm not that much of an attention whoring faggot.

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>not bretharian
>"""""""""""""/cleanliving/"""""""""""

>>38305109
straight edge faggots

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Wouldn't be easier and more pleasant to just kill yourself?

>>38305054
lose weight fat ass
this is originalo

>>38305054
You're getting a driver's license for free. Why the fuck are you complaining, retard? Other people have to pay a lot of money for this. Thank your mom and then shoot yourself in the head for being such an ungrateful piece of shit.

>>38305054
>how can i avoid this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gO7uemm6Yo

>>38304970
>>>/soc/ is a board for thirsty cyborgs/failed normies, what else did you expect

Basic supply and demand OP

>>38304970

Supply and demand anon

Just be yourself bro, KEK XD

>>38304930
That means you're a faggot OP

Do you have any more Moomin reaction pictures?

Not with his attitude you won't

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>>38304903
Well then you'd better be prepared to see this thread every day.

Sage grows in every field to not bump.

If youre that desparate for a girlfriend, do a few things.

Take a public speaking course and take it seriously. Rehearse with real people. Ask them if you can practice your speech in front of small groups (3-8) groups that are heavy on or entirely composed of girls. This helps with the anxiety - setting up a controlled simulation of talking to girls without them knowing. Make the presentation vaguely sexual, like about the new supergonorrhea or whatever. Be serious as fuck and do so that they giggle but your forceful seriousness makes them shut the fuck up and listen.

Second, read starting strength by Mark Rippetoe and pretend its the goddamn bible. Lab is in the gym. Cant pass until you finish the lab.

Finally, talk to every girl you see. Literally plant yourself with no time limit in an area dense with girls and talk with them. Come up with some cheap but effective lines to get there attention. In fact, saying youre practicing for a speaking class is a great excuse.

Do this, and a girl will ask you out. Make sure she isnt underaged.

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f3f_1499439313

In case anyone missed the girl who cried police brutality and rape Gameboy colour police body cam video.

>>38304864

Women do get raped by police. That's why she became afraid and hysterical.

>>38304975
the fuck are you taIking about

absolutely

originalissimo

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>>38304836
ESSKETIT

lil PUMP

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>>38304795
I'll contribute to this angry wojak posting because i also need a job.

>>38304795
Just try a temp service. Theyll hire just about anyone.

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I'll post with you
day3

>>38304780
Jesus i hope not
Originally

>>38304780
>Had sex.

No, definetly not.

>>38304780
Eh, not really. This character has a bunch of characteristics borrowed from other, more robot-like characters from other movies, but the writers decided to make Elliott appeal to the normalfags, and as a result he's more of a cyborg than a robot.

i have the galaxy s4, it could work better but it works. Has a bit of stuttering from time to time but its not bad of a phone desu

>>38304847
What does your gs4 stutter on? About the only thing mine doesn't like is playing fate go or hearthstone.

>>38304776
just get a two year contract you're only paying an extra 10 dollars a month most companies also you'll get a warrenty which you don't pay much for. On top of this it will build your credit score since cellphones are really easy to get with no credit as long as you pay a deposit which you will get credited to your account usually.