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Does /mu/ like death metal, /r9k/?
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>>38306051
I would LOVE to see that girl's feminine penis.
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>>38306051
I always think ergo proxy
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>>38306051
literally re-L
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>you are walking home with your robo-waifu when a pack of chads push you over and attack her with steel baseball bats. They run away yelling at you to get a real girlfriend. She starts crying. Why can't she be a real human. The chads all get into their car and drive off, laughing loudly.
What do you do?
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>>38306029
1 probably get her fixed
2 move
idk why i took this so seriously but thinking about my life partner getting bullied makes me really distressed
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>>38306029
If I had a robo waifu I would have her programmed to fight and use a gun like an expert
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>>38306029
I'd would help fix her and assure that I love her no matter what; I don't care if she's human, love surpasses everything.
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"Champ, your mother and I are worried about you. We both think that going outside and getting a job ought to fix a lot of your problems. I'm taking you to look for one, and I won't take no for an answer. It's as simple as speaking with the manager, looking him in the eye, giving him a firm handshake, and handing him your resume. Four simple steps, Champ. You've got this."
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>>38305941
M8m8m8m8m8m8m8
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>>38305941
Where does this meme originate?
Originalel
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>>38305941
I actually had a psychiatrist who said "I'm not trying anything else, go get a job" when I told him that the third SSRI he had me on wasn't doing anything noticeable, like the other two SSRIs he had me on.
I quit seeing him and spent the money that was going to co-pays on liquor instead, it's worked out better.
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What do my fellow robots think of meditation?
I'm severely anxious/autistic and I've read a lot of studies suggesting meditating makes you relaxed, positive and improves cognitive skills. Should I try it or will I be just falling for the meme?
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>>38305935
Meditation alone is a meme because although it helps clear your mind, it does not solve your problems. You should enjoy meditation but attempt to reach an understanding with yourself, and in that way it can be very beneficial.
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try it it actually does work it helped me to be honest
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It works but you have to do it well
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Any cryptofags here? I've always been curious about this stuff, I've heard so many stories of people becoming millionaires overnight.
If I were to invest say 100k in bitcoin or a similar currency and the value goes up by a dollar the next day does that mean I literally just made 100k from nothing? Is selling the coins as simple as a click or does it take time?
I was thinking of just throwing my life savings into this just to see if I can get rich from nothing, don't really care if I lose everything, I was probably gonna off myself anyway, also whats the best way to really break into this scene in a really serious way
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There are a lot of people with profitable wallets that cannot retrieve that money
Don't just think about making money, think about being able to get it back
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some kind anon from /biz/ gave me one litecoin, i'm just gonna forget about it and see what happens
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>>38305992
How does that work? Is it all just like theoretical currency or is it trapped overseas in some crazy encrypted account that you can't withdraw from?
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>tfw no gently dominant mommy gf to cuddle with me and call me a good boy and kiss me on my head
why live
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>>38305902
Tfw no mommy gf to comfort me when im scared
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>>38306443
tfw no mommy gf to save me from meanies on the interwebs
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>gently
>mommy
Faggot.
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hypothetically speaking, what would happen if you just grabbed a girl off the street, raped her and threw her out when you're done?
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>>38305846
It probably wouldn't be reported and if it was you'd probably still get away with it.
But you also probably wouldn't be able to get a boner in a situation like that.
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>>38305880
>It probably wouldn't be reported and if it was you'd probably still get away with it.
so why wouldn't we do it?
>But you also probably wouldn't be able to get a boner in a situation like that.
but it's my fetish
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How to get away with rape, based on pure speculation and literally no criminal experience.
>Pick a random girl because relation makes it easier for you to get caught
>Do your best to conceal your visual identity
>Travel to a place over an hour away to make it harder for her to recognize you on the streets
>Do you best to hide your DNA. Wear thick clothes, glove, and a rubber
>Get it done and get out of there
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Yesterday was my 5th day as a NEET.
I
>Played a bunch of chess
>Read a lot of the book my gf gave to me
>Made some good progress learning about shaders in unity
>Cooked a big crock pot of soup, a big bowl of tuna salad, and some baked chicken
>Played pool
>Talked to my gf on the phone for a long time
I felt good, it was very productive
Today I will:
>go to psychoanalysis
>send an email negotiating severance
>play more chess
>read more of the book my gf gave to me
>make more progress learning blender and unity shaders
>hang out with a friend
so far today I have been really unproductive :/
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>>38305827
>gf
Stopped reading right there. Nobody cares about how your day went. You can fuck right off, normalslime.
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>>38305827
>gf
>NEET
REEEEeEEEEeeEEEEeeee
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>>38305827
okay lesson one about NEETing, you need to get that "I need to be productive" shit out of your head.
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alright bros i just had one of the most worst autistic experiences in my life 2017-07-11 08:44:09 Post No.38305801
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alright bros i just had one of the most worst autistic experiences in my life
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>be at home alone
>house is being sold so people come in and out to look at the house on short notice
>estate agent wants nobody to be home whilst they snoop around
>figure they will never look for me in the shed,(exactly like pic related but with no lock) so I will hide in there whilst they look
>the time comes to leave the house
>for some reason I decide to wear a bathrobe and no shoes or socks that day
>it's raining outside
>I go out anyway, figure it won't take long
>I sit and wait in the shed
>10 minutes pass
>suddenly I start to hear voices coming closer to the shed
>I grab onto the shed door and lean my weight back to hold it place (there is no lock)
>the wood makes a loud audible creek
>at this point I'm shitting my pants I did not expect them to come down to the garden
>I start to hear a small girls voice as well as a man's, they are outside the shed now, they have no idea I'm inside
>the door is pulled back suddenly, I loose my grip on the other side of the door and fall backwards into the shed
> on the floor, the door was snapped shut in the exchange
>the door slowly reopens
cont?
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gimmie moar
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hmmm please go on anon.
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>>38280674
originally we have this thread already
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>Nearly 25 and still listen to Metalcore
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>>38305775
it's okay
at least it's not screamo
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>>38305775
>23 and listen to pirate metal
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>>38306908
>nearly 21 and listen to midwest emo and screamo almost exclusively
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Need some advice, my good buds
>Go to McDonald's daily for lunch and/or dinner.
>Cutie 3.14 cashier has begun to notice me
>every time I come in she smiles, says hi, and asks how my day is going
>I think she likes me
>She always has a mickey mouse pin on her uniform
I have enough money saved up. Should i book a trip to Disney world for us and surprise her? I think it's a good way to show her how nice I am and it's a good way to start a relationship. What do you guys think?
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>>38305767
>I have enough money saved up. Should i book a trip to Disney world for us and surprise her? I think it's a good way to show her how nice I am and it's a good way to start a relationship. What do you guys think?
Here (You) have it funny pasta
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lel
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you cant be serious lmao
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>mfw another /pol/ poster has posted one of those boring "superior BBC" threads
Can we get this cancer out of /r9k/ or what?
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>>38305725
To be more specific, it's a jewish viral marketer trying to spread racism to promote nationalism. Just ignore them and do not respond. If you want to respond stating to ignore the thread or make it clear it is a viral marketing thread, be sure to sage. Don't forget the people responding and bumping the thread are probably other marketers.
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>>38305725
I thought it was common knowledge that it was r/asianmasculinity posters that make those threads.
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>>38305860
>jewish community
>shilling to promote nationalism
>something which steamrolled them in 1939
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Why are they so godly?
http://www.xvideos.com/video20690921/a_third_dimension-_little_ballerina_-_hina_bitch
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If they didn't use SFM they'd be good. SFM models always look "off" to me, I don't know what it is.
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>>38305836
I forgot to mention that their overprevalence of rape scenes in their work is a huge turn-off for me. Same reason why I don't like Zone-sama at all.
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>streaming pornography
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>From birth you're subjected to a bunch of long dead normies rules for how you have to live your life
>Everything from what you're allowed to smoke to where you're allowed to live is dictated in law and enforced by the decendants of said long dead normies
>Stay from the path of the law and you'll be punished, do it violently enough and you'll be killed
>If you try to leave society and make it on your own you'll be arrested for trespassing, hunting without a permit, illegal camping and countless other things
If this doesn't make you mad as fuck then you're insane
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That's how I feel about social rules
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>>38305722
Just be like good ol' Ted Kaczynski. He lived in a comfy little shack in the middle of the woods in Montana. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ted_Kaczynski
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>>38305722
>try to leave society and make it on your own you'll be arrested for trespassing, hunting without a permit, illegal camping
If you're leaving anyway, what's stopping you from try in a country where nobody cares?