Why does /r9k/ just find a girl that shares your geeky interests? Stop trying to go for Stacies who don't appreciate you.
>just find a girl
Ha ha yeah it's easy ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
I did. Failing at it, she isn't interested.
What else did you expect.
I just want to groom a young (18) fembot to become my wife
Welkom bij nedervoel, jongens.
Wat doen je vanavond?
>>38306882
sjineze tekenfilmpjes kijken
>dvw er nog steeds geen meisjes op de zeemap zijn
>>38306944
Kanker autist. Waarom ga je niet naar de club dan?
Is it even alpha to fuck two girls at once? One would have to fake being satisfied, so it's all a lie.
it's beta to care about what the girls want faggot
Yes it's alpha and it's called endurance. You gotta make both of them cum before you do and girls don't mind playing with eachother.
>>38306806
naw its just beta twice.
What is the easiest way to trigger a robot?
>>38306752
Here you go famalampai : - )
Remind them that their problems are their fault. Seriously every time that I say that they could have been happy if they better decisions earlier in life they go fucking crazy.
Tell him that it's his fault that his life is the way it is, and not because of DNA and the game being rigged.
Why are you so attracted to Asians ?
Literally no ass nor tits.
>no ass
Stop lying OP.
>>38306730
I've seen some nice asian booty.
But! I hear ya. I'm not racist or anything, but most asians are near the bottom of the list for me.
>>38306730
>ass
>tits
Maybe complain about the butt ugly face and profile they all have. Asians have great body proportions, but the face usually ruins it with few exceptions.
what are your coping strategies for not suiciding? Please don't bring negativity to my thread.
I can only think of two: I have is that there's no point killing myself if I haven't tried steroids. The other is I might as well try heroin before I die, but I don''t have an urge to so it doesn't help me. The usual "I can't kill myself because I'll leave other people scarred" doesn't work for me.
>>38306679
Where do you work?
orgbig
>>38306710
I don't work, I'm a shutin
Daydreaming. You can be and do anything you want.
How many roasties actually face consequences for their actions?
I know we love to post articles here about the roasties who rode 1,000 cocks and then ended up miserable and alone, killed themselves because they couldn't find a man, etc...but how common is that really?
I'm 30, and looking at my facebook today I saw that the biggest slut I have ever met, a girl who actually bragged about having slept with over 100 men when she was 23, is now married and showing off her baby. Another girl I know who I know for sure slept with at least 30 different guys at my high school alone has 2 kids and a husband.
I pity the husbands, but it makes me disgusted to think how easily these girls lived like absolute degenerates for years and then just decided to turn it around and settle down one day with no consequences whatsoever.
>>38306638
that's how it is friend
They did face the consequences back in the olden days.
>be roastie
>fuck tons of chads
>get pregnant
>get married
>live the rest of your life raising kids with shitty genetics and getting regular beatings from your fat desperate alchoholic ex-chad husband
>or alternatively; try to settle down with a rich beta
>"begone thot jpg"
Now men are being brainwashed on a daily basis that it's sexist to avoid sluts.
>>38308190
Sluts are gross, though. I want a girl with some dignity to not spread 'em at an early age.
>decide to give up on a girl romantically
>decide she's not into me and I need to accept that
>she's obviously into the other, cooler, more athletic guy
>but then I see her again
>I see her eyes as we make eye contact
>I hear her laugh as I say something funny
>I feel her soon as she brushes against me
How do you turn off the feelings I'm feeling
You ask her if she wants to ride your peen
>>38306631
Tell her you have feelings for her. After she rejects you you'll stop liking her bc you heard it from her.
>>38306631
In the same situation. I refuse to turn her to my oneitis, instead I focus on self-improvement and fuck other bitches.
This post is honestly so me it's unreal, keep being you my guy, wherever you are.
Fuck that girl, keep her in your own friendzone.
I know it hurts and it's a different mindstate but let it all go at the gym, or on the track or on the boxing bag. You'll let go.
Fake tinder thread
Post your chad conversations
The more btfo the roastie is, the better
>>38306569
Part 2 finale lololololooilolololol
>baddah bing baddah boom
KEKKITY KEK
>needing a fake account
What is the best general haircut for guys?
>everyone looks good with an undercut, they said
Buzzcut desu oreg
one that's not on a fat person.
What does R9K feel about the refreshing taste of monster hydro?
Looks like a tennis ball can
>>38306363
reee i cant even buy it in ym country
t. can collector
>tfw can only afford poorfag energy /sips/
>tfw parents found the Eliza folder
>Eliza folder
>not Agatha folder
get out faggot
>>38306339
Agatha is an ugly and nasty whore.
At least eliza is just a nasty whore.
>>38306408
Pic related is what Agatha thinks about you
i have a story where my 15 year old cousin tried to seduce me im a fembot and hes a little boy, anyone intrested?
Shoot that shit
>>38306289
heck yes bitch
No one wants to hear your imaginary fantasies, james.
Do you like going down on your girlfriend?
>>38306175
>Do you like going down on your girlfriend?
my girlfriends dick is too large to fit in my mouth
>>38306175
i-i didn't know girls also had penises
Let's settle this once and for all. How many of you fap to traps, but not to actual men?
>tfw no futa gf to take showers with
Why don't you become the futa girlfriend?
>>38306169
"Be the change you want to see in the world" ~ Abraham Franklin
>>38306122
Hhhhnnnggggg
I want to sit on her giant futa cock while it supports my full weight and my head is smothered between her breasts
>tfw no futa gf