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No, neither of those things.

>>38308401
What do you mean? I only act like an edgy asshole on the internet, in real life, you can tell I'm a pussy by my body posture and insecurity.

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>>38308401
this
>>38308430
also this

originelli

Chad can't choose to not have sex. Roastie will literally ram their pussies into Chads dick.

>implying I have the courage to talk to 100 girls

The thought of rejection is terrifying.

>>38308333
robots don't care about gfs, stop confusing robots with >tfwnogf posters
don't mistake this for saying that robots can have girlfriends, they definitely can't

Always thought the Microsoft Customer Service flag was fucking dumb

>>38308315
what is operation ganges?

>inb4 newfag

wew lad that was close like

>>38308207
I just started seeing one Saturday, I'm not expecting anything immediate but once I get a bit better at opening up and more comfortable with him it'll be nice to have that sort of transparency with someone without the consequences of potentially ruining a relationship with someone o care about

>>38308207
psychologists are not like medical doctors or policemen, they don't actually care about your well being because it's not part of their job to fix you.their job is simply to talk to you so they can publish their theories to the scientific academia for attention whoring.

I kid u not I went on a retreat (mankind project) with my psychiatrist and they were peer pressuring people to get naked in the shower in front of each other. this was an activity

Sure.

1. Become a NEET
2. Realize that nothing else matters
3. Kill yourself

>>38308260
It's okay dude i don't know how to do it either

>>38308198
Do your own fucking homework faggot.

>wanting to freeze to death
Why?

>>38308193
I'll wear a comfy sweater, don't worry.

>>38308175
Fort Collins sucks. Go to Columbine, it calls our names.

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eat all you want

>>38308114
Calorie Mate recovers all your stamina, so that or instant noodles.

>>38308141
thats kinda gross...

That was probably the case for a few weeks but then genuine white supremacists etc took advantage of it as a means to appropriate *chan culture for their own retarded gains

>>38308455
Bronies started out as joke threads too.

Never underestimate the power of autism.

>>38308066
Maybe a few years ago when the vast majority racism on 4chan was still genuinely ironic

If its really hot yes desu

>>38308033
>>38308047
imagine the smell

inb4 some faggot finds it hot

Past week or so I have become increasingly content with being a virgin- upon realizing how gross women are

>>38308119
I agree that women can be gross as fuck but at the same time they're also really hot and pussy feels amazing without a condom. Women are shit though. I honestly envy asexual people that have no desire to be with anyone romantically...it's not worth the headaches or the heartbreak.

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>>38307992
There are a couple theories that sound plausible to me.

>1
They play tourist. None of the films, television shows, literature or interactions they're used to are as hard hitting for them as what's posted here. They enjoy the shock factor, they like to see misery from a safe distance.

>2
They think themselves to be one of us on some level or another. Everyone, no matter how normie has troubles and experiences the ups and downs of life. They might think that most of what's on here is exaggeration and that everyone is actually "suffering" in the same ways as them. Or, perhaps being exposed to a more intense level of loneliness and frustration dulls the edge of their own.

Whichever the case, they're here and will only go away when it's less appealing to them.

>>38307992
i just want to be included

It's really, really funny to find a message board where betas actually revel in being beta.

You're not my father

HELP I NEED AN ADULT

good steady eye contact and a confident tone of voice, too

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*sees you dropping your son off at the entrance, application in hand*

In marine infantry. It's the best and worst decision I ever made

If you have to ask yourself if you should do it, you shouldn't do it.

If you have to ask strangers on a Formosan basketweaving forum if you should do it, you really shouldn't do it.

t. milfag

>>38307985
In what ways? Has it changed you as a person?

Memes aside, it's uncanny how little affection there is between family members and other close relationships in the west compared to other countries, no wonder we're all fucked up.

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>>38307939
korean child: mom i failed suneng and now i cant get into uni, because all unis here require perfect test score nothing else
parent: leave this country

>>38308139
Parents love their child no matter what.

>thread criticizing normies and roasties gets no replies
>meanwhile countless lgbt, bait and slide threads are up

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>>38307870
oh man this is disgusting

acts like shes a main character in a movie but is just another alt roastie

>>38308947
i know. she even starts the video off saying "this isn't fake deep". i also feel bad for her "best friend". what a fucking simp he has to be to be willing to put himself through that.

>>38307821
No one ever asks that.

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>>38307821
ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS SPEAK WITH THE MANAGER AND GIVE HIM A FIRM HANDSHAKE, CJ.

>>38307821
you aren't supposed to say anything about yourself just a bunch of pre-thought awnsers the company has heard a billion times already.
>tell me about yourself
"oh i'm a hard worker, and i sure love working! it's the thing that gets me up in the mornings!"
>what are your greatest weaknesses
"honestly. sometimes i overload myself with work because i love it so much"
>where do you see yourself in ten years
"assistant manager! i never would question your authority"
make sure to suck his dick for extra good measure. you'll be doing this alot wagie