been really lonely so i've just been photoshopping anime girls into real life situations just to look at them and pretend they were real. what autistic things do other robots do because you're lonely
another one but this one is more gay
>>38312400
Post more if you have them anon, I love these kind of pics
>>38312554
these are the only ones i have on this hard drive right now. i'll post more if make more on this computer
Just found out girl I was with cheated on me with a close friend.
How is you day robots?
Hope your week gets better Op. Girl problems are hitting me hard to.
>>38312399
has happened to me before senpai, hurts like hell, but it'll get better
if she isn't yours, she never was
there literally are other girls in the sea senpai, best way to move on is just not think about it
>>38312399
>letting a "friend" fuck your girl and going home just to whine on the internet about it
No wonder she spread for him. She knew you wouldn't do shit about it.
Prepare to be the laughing stock of your social circle forever if you weren't already.
Why do I want to suck them all the time? Where do I get some boobies?
>>38312396
Become fat so that you can suck your own boobies anytime anywhere
>>38312396
>liking boobs
are you gay?
boobs are basically ass-cheeks
>>38313296
You're ahead of your times my man. Not everyone can grasp such a concept as this. If everyone thought this way we could LITERALLY not need women for any reason whatsoever.
>reply to thread
>it dies
why do I ruin everything I touch
>>38312380
Bump for you my friend
I share your pain
>>38312380
The world needs death to make room for new life. We have our unsung purpose. Embrace it.
>>38312579
Hi there!
You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!
Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bait to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!
This has been an original public service announcement
what should i do with my time off of work AND school? for the first time in like 3 years lol.
plans:
exercise!
clean eating!
deep cleaning!
sunbathing :O
clothes shopping! xD
what else can i add to my list??
first of all this is bait
second of all
Do not post pictures of yourself on /r9k/.
Do not post threads asking for pictures of other users.
All "rate me" and camwhoring threads belong on /soc/.
>>>/soc/
>>38312414
how would this be bait. and since when can we not post pictures on r9k?
>>38312367
I can add a throbbing vagina to your day ;^)
>roommate is presumably going to be a black nerdy guy
What can I expect?
>>38312283
His future arrest for possession of child porn.
>>38312283
mad thad 2.0
He'll like Dragon Ball Z and One Piece
Sup robots
So I've been dating this girl for 4 months now and I freaked out when she asked me to meet her parents ealier this day.
Problem is she's a generous 2/10, normie as fuck, boring as the moon, and we have literally nothing in common.
And I don't have the balls to dump her, because she's also the kindest person I've ever met and the only girl who wanted to date the waste of a life I am.
What should I do ?
>hey everyone I'm a sack of shit that literally nobody wants to date
>how do I break up with the one person who actually wants to date me because I have to talk to 2 people
you're not a robot you're just a retard
sage
>>38312276
We're going to need a picture, anon. If you're not LARPing you'll have one you can mask and share.
Also go meet her parents. She likely knows how unattractive she is and is willing to look past your autism if you look past her looks. If you're lucky you'll have a nice woman to screw that will also cook and do your laundry for the rest of your life.
tl;dr don't be a retard you've probably found the only person who will ever really love you maybe
>>38312324
so, he should date a girl who doesn't find attractive physically only because she gave him attention?
how did you get on r9k? i dont even remember anymore
i know how i got on 4chan but r9k? odd.
yeah i don't remember either. this place used to be way more hostile and horrible
I got on /r9k/ when /b/ went to shit.
/b/ is just shitty porn threads now
>>38312273
Used to browse /b/, got tired of the porn and Facebook stuff. When they put porn ads up I got paranoid about browsing it on school Wi-Fi
Thought /r9k/ would be cleaner. I like it more here, it's more comfy and you can have more meaningful conversations, not just memes back and forth
Post your favorite cup
>>38312193
I used to have this mug that said #1 Friend on it. I would use it to drink whiskey.
This is my favorite cup.
I'm too lazy to go get it out of the cabinet and take a pic, so here's a stock photo. I like the mug itself (despite not being into /m/ stuff anymore) and it's also a souvenir from my first trip to Japan back in '08.
Come join the last standing bastion of r9k. The only r9k server left, going strong for close to a year now.
https://discord[dot here]gg/thr5fbV
No normalfags, traps/homos or roasties allowed
>join server
>immediately recognize normalfag I know from another server
lmao
>>38312164
Full of fake shits who never go online.
>>38312164
>Last bastion
>Has fucking drama and roasties
HahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhahHHHahabahahahahahahahahahaha
Oh wait... You're serious.
/soc/ is a different board, normie.
http://archive.is/E1TEF
this post sums it up well what I think. i dont want a virgin gf, i want a completely non slut gf in the future who wasnt fucked in a club bathroom for a bag of coke.
>inb4 there are girls like this
yeah, the internet (even just the tinder sub) is filled with girls who strictly state "no hookup" in their profile, even say it before the date but end up fucking the guy 4 times in a row that night. and they don't just do it to that person, it would be foolish to assume that
I'm already focusing on my career and improving my looks, I have hobbies, I would say I'm alright looking but forgetting women seem to be the only way these days
posted it on /adv/ but its a slow board
>>38312145
Please no. The roasts will come to this thread faster than sharks to blood. I ask you to delete this before it happens.
>>38312145
Go your own way. We won't miss you
Calling it MGTOW makes it weird and gay. You can just not date
What do you think Zelda did while Gannon had her captive?
>>38312031
cute young thing getting her pussy used
>>38312031
Sauce pls she is beautiful
Fed her all the eggs
Don't be like me robots
>Dropout with 6+ years of NEETdom
>Feeling pressure from parents to do something
>Not man enough to be an hero
>Read all the military shilling on here and actually fall for it
>Lie to recruiter and MEPS to get in (as instructed by the government shill)
>Get out of boot camp and still an awkward, autistic, out of shape, loser
>Have 0 self esteem or confidence
>Need to get drunk to talk on phone to new unit
>Don't even know how to fly on an airplane to get there
You simply cannot become a normal person after being a NEET for that long. I'm supposed to be reporting to my first unit in a couple days, but want to become an hero instead. Except the military still didn't make me man enough to do that. Please just learn from my mistakes and just stay a NEET forever. Don't believe any of the government shilling that goes on around here. Anything that is pro military is 100% shilling. What should I do NEETs? I'm very scared right now and don't know what options I have
>>38311989
I got a bipolar diagnosis so I'll never have to fight in the army, thank god. I hope things get better for you man.
>>38311989
What's your job friendo?
>>38311989
The next step lies ahead.
Report to your unit. Submit. Work it out. Toughen your body and your resolve.
Time will pass. When you finish your service you can give up but not now.
You have work ahead of you.
Don't let yourself down.
Don't break.
Try and experience military life for a while. Not boot camp. But actual military life away from the government mandated bullshit. It may do you good it may not but don't give up now. Push ahead.
Any robots been to a psychologist before? My parents told me they'll let me live rent free a little longer if i go see one and figure out what's wrong with me.
What should I expect and how should I prepare?
>>38311962
This is the one moment in your life where b urself works
>>38311962
start with one finger and gradually add more over time to prepare for examination.
>>38311962
My mom made me go once, it was about a year after I graduated high school and still haven't gotten a job. I never did shit with my family and my mom thought it would help me, it of course didn't. What did help was eventually getting a job and stop giving a fuck about what other people think.
LMAO
>how will white boi's every recover from this
According to CNN. Non-hispanic whites now only represent 1.7% of the population in America in 2016.
CNN: The 1.7% number also includes Italians, Greeks, Slavs and the Irish. If we exclude these groups the white population you get a number of 0.8%.
The sooner whites disappear the better 2bh
That's what we did. But technically, no american is white.. but then again.. you know. White genocide comes in a lot of shapes and forms